Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from American Dad! - Why Can't We Be Friends? (S08E08)

"See, back in high school I-I went on a couple of dates"
American Dad!
"with a black guy, and... Oh!"
American Dad!
"And he didn't want me hanging out with Snot,"
American Dad!
"I can't believe it!"
American Dad!
"I actually couldn't believe it before you."
American Dad!
"From the Capellis?"
American Dad!
"Hey, Mr. Smith. Hey, Darnell."
American Dad!
"That's a whoopsie."
American Dad!
"Snot, this is amazing!"
American Dad!
"STAN: Okay, we get four pictures,"
American Dad!
"you know."
American Dad!
"♪"
American Dad!
"♪"
American Dad!
"Look at you two. Best case scenario:"
American Dad!
"I moved to Cheyenne. You moved?!"
American Dad!
"(chuckling): For 50 bucks, it better, right?"
American Dad!
"I hope this time he writes me back."
American Dad!
"Okay. Ready?"
American Dad!
"Oh, I finally took my socks off."
American Dad!
"And almost raped."
American Dad!
"Yeah..."
American Dad!
"Well, Steve wanted to take pictures with the butter cow."
American Dad!
"♪"
American Dad!
"The fridge is full of food."
American Dad!
"What the hell?!"
American Dad!
"(both giggling)"
American Dad!
"We gotta get you into the CIA witness protection program!"
American Dad!
"Wait. And you said Snot just up and left town one night?"
American Dad!
"Get out."
American Dad!
"Snot! Unknown number?"
American Dad!
"All made up-- just to keep us apart"
American Dad!
"(weak groaning)"
American Dad!
"and I know you don't really have one."
American Dad!
"Stan?"
American Dad!
"I couldn't believe it, either."
American Dad!
"You mean, have sex with the butter cow!"
American Dad!
"(playing mellow rock guitar solo)"
American Dad!
"(laughs)"
American Dad!
"(gunshot) Aah!"
American Dad!
"♪ Good morning, USA!"
American Dad!
"But you don't like touching it."
American Dad!
"They have a cowboy on them."
American Dad!
"Oh, and here's some old sweatshirts."
American Dad!
"♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
American Dad!
"Chicken pot pie?"
American Dad!
"in the history of carnivals."
American Dad!
"Oh, hey, I got you a little welcome-home gift."
American Dad!
"Let's keep it light."
American Dad!
"(gunshot) Aah!"
American Dad!
"Steve went home."
American Dad!
"You like ice cream? I do like ice cream."
American Dad!
"Yell "shotgun" real loud. Yell "shotgun.""
American Dad!
"That is happening!"
American Dad!
"(music playing nearby)"
American Dad!
"My only possession!"
American Dad!
"Aah!"
American Dad!
"Air guitar is aerobic, encourages coordination,"
American Dad!
"Now take off those pants and put on some normal clothes."
American Dad!
"I don't have the other one."
American Dad!
"This is ridiculous. This is exactly why"
American Dad!
"You never leave this apartment."
American Dad!
"Here's your groceries. See you next week."
American Dad!
"STAN: Yeah. Yeah, you should do it."
American Dad!
"Dad didn't like him."
American Dad!
"Whoa. Whoa, whoa. Steady, steady. Whoa!"
American Dad!
"...head! I love this place!"
American Dad!
"(chuckles)"
American Dad!
"The gravity was so strong, you couldn't even lift your..."
American Dad!
"♪"
American Dad!
"♪"
American Dad!
"so he did the same thing again!"
American Dad!
"Right? Unless, maybe, you changed your mind?"
American Dad!
"Who are you here for?"
American Dad!
"I don't know where to start here."
American Dad!
"you're telling me you're gay with each other."
American Dad!
"because he didn't like you."
American Dad!
"♪ Good morning, USA!"
American Dad!
"Mr. Smith, if I may?"
American Dad!
"Don't you get it? He's here for you."
American Dad!
"And it was wrong of me to try and take something that special away from you."
American Dad!
"Gay?"
American Dad!
"I take picture of machine taking picture."
American Dad!
"We're about as far from gay as you can be."
American Dad!
"It's always been you."
American Dad!
"You guys are best friends."
American Dad!