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Clips from American Dad! - Why Can't We Be Friends? (S08E08)

"Well, then, I'll have to think of a way to keep them apart."
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"(scoffs) Those kids love being topless."
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"FRANCINE: That patch of hair"
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"in the small of Snot's back makes me sick."
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"Hey, Snot!"
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"Oh, hey, Mr. Smith."
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"with you and Steve in the garage."
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"Thought I could make it up to you."
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"but I don't like coffee."
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"I mean, what do you think?"
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"Could that be a joke for Jerry Seinfeld?"
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"Hey, uh... I gotta hit the head."
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"(children scream)"
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"That guy saw your face!"
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"They're gonna come after you!"
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"I'm hoping a new set of corn holders."
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"I've almost worn out the last ones he gave us."
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"Wow, you love corn. I do!"
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"(phone rings)"
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""Unknown number?""
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"Hmm. Be careful, Steve. These calls can be dicey."
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"(phone ringing)"
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"Let's see if I can... whoo..."
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"(deep voice): Hello?"
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"W-W-What's going on?"
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"Listen, I have something to tell you."
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"My mom liked the license plates."
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"We always go to the carnival!"
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"Sorry, Steve."
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"So when am I gonna see you again?"
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"(emotionally): I don't..."
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"I gotta go."
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"Good cover, kid."
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"That crying bit was top-notch."
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"What did you think about to make you cry?"
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"Never seeing Steve again. (sniffles)"
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"You know what I think about to make me cry?"
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"(emotionally): How Ron Howard looks like Clint Howard now."
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"and start a whole new life,"
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"Donuts and jazz, where do I go?"
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"If anyone comes to the door, your name is Sven Norqvist."
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"I always wanted blonde hair."
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"Do I look like Rolf from The Sound of Music?"
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"Yeah... I-I don't know, kid."
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"I'll be back in a week to check on you."
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"(beeps)"
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"STAN (as Snot): Hey, Mom."
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"I got into NASA Medical School!"
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"If they have phones on Mars, I'll call ya!"
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"Bye!"
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"My son, the astronaut doctor!"
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"Just like the psychic painted."
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"Oh, my God."
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"What happened to your face, honey?"
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"Hey, look at my new bracelet! It jingles."
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"Thanks for walking me home, Roger."
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"We're safer in pairs."
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"(yells)"
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"(choking)"
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"You were wearing your bathing suit as underwear that day."
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"Snot's probably moved on with his life"
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"and I think it's time you did, too."
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"Here, I signed you up for lacrosse."
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"Dad, I am not a physical boy."
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"Well, now that Snot's not here to drag you down,"
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"Let's see what you can do with that lacrosse stick."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Playing lunch lady. Pizza or sloppy joe?"
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"(sighs deeply)"
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"and now I want a sloppy joe"
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"(knocking)"
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"STAN: It's me!"
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"Mr. Smith, wait!"
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"Want to stay for dinner?"
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"I (bleep) love casserole."
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"I think they'll go all the way to 17."
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"17? Ocean's 17?"
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"Look, as long as that gang likes hanging out together,"
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"they're gonna keep making those pictures."
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"I notice you call movies pictures."
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"I do. I do do that."
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"Hilarious."
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"Steve said you were hilarious, and that... checks out."
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"You think you're okay to drive?"
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"Now that you mention it,"
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"You should crash here."
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"I mean, if you want."
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"Sensible. The boy is sensible."
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"Not too sensible..."
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"(singsong): I have crumb cake!"
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"Ready-o!"
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"(Snot's feet patter, sleeping bag rustles)"
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"(zipper zips)"
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"STAN: You still up?"
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"SNOT: Yeah. You?"
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"SNOT: Me neither."
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"SNOT: Yeah, on the roof."
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"STAN: Oh! I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that."
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"(rustling)"
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"Ahh, that is nice."
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"How many people do you think are having sex right now?"
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"SNOT: In the city or the world?"
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"STAN: World."
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"SNOT: Probably about 50."
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"STAN: Yeah, I think that, too."
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"SNOT: Hey, Stan?"
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"You think when we die, we come back as something else?"
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"STAN: Oh, no, no. No, we just get one go-round."
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"One ticket per customer, my friend."
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"SNOT: You think interest rates are gonna go up?"
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"STAN: Come on, man. That's grown-up stuff."
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"but only on her butt cheek."
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"Should I do it?"
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"SNOT: Good, 'cause I already did."
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"STAN: My pillow is so hot."
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"SNOT: Turn it over."
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"STAN: I'm saving it for right before I fall asleep."
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"SNOT: Yeah, that's smart."
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"STAN: You asleep yet?"
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"Chicken pot bye!"
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