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Clips from The Simpsons - This Little Wiggy (S09E09)

"- Oh, I see! - [Exclaiming]"
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"Oh. Well. [Chuckles]"
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"- So how's it supposed to work? - Well-"
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"- Boring! Am I on the Internet? - No, you can only access the-"
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"Boring! What's that fire for?"
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"- The hard drive is crashing at an alarming speed! - No more pictures!"
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"Hey, baby. Remember me?"
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"Whoa! This whole planet is like one big skate park!"
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"Look out, Ralph! [Screams, Grunts]"
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"Hey, loser, this planet's for space studs."
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"Yeah, blast off."
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"I know you. My daddy took your beer."
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"Whoa! The baby can talk."
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"- Tell it to The Ear, baby. - [Muffled Talking]"
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"- Simpson, go kiss the Virtual Ass. - Yes, sir."
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"- You poor little boy! - Ah, no. He'll be fine."
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"[Yipping, Roaring]"
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"- Is that normal? - Yeah, he's just playing Wiggle Puppy."
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"That's a dog he made up who flies by waggir his tail."
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"I tell you, that dog has had some amazing adventures."
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"Well, Ralph certainly has a lot of imagination."
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"Maybe he needs some real friends."
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"- [Panting] - Hello, Ralph."
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"Then me and my friend were about to press it, but the man said not to press it."
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"But we pressed it anyway! And we ran and we hid in the Giant Tire."
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"- Oh, yeah. And my other friend was already there. - All right. All right now."
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"You're overstimulated."
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"Let's get some beer in you, and then it's right to bed."
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"Whoo-hoo! Beer, beer, beer! Bed, bed, bed!"
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"- You know who's nice? - No. Who?"
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"- You would know. - Bart, you don't have to go anywhere today."
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"- I've got a surprise for you. - What?"
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"- I scheduled a playdate. - [Doorbell Rings]"
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"A what? With who?"
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"Whoa. Get him off. Get him off!"
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"Fighting only makes it tighter."
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"[Grunting]"
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"- Not hang out. Playdate! - Stop saying that!"
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"Now, why don't you show off your new friend around the neighborhood?"
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"You two make an adorable pair."
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"Mom, school has changed a lot since you were a kid."
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"Hey! Do you know how to play hide-and-seek?"
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"[Gasps]"
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"These syrup stains are the worst."
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"You boys should go play outside."
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"But people will see me paired up with a doofus."
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"He told me to burn things."
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"- Wanna play stuffed animal parade? - Maybe later."
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"- Did he say I'm not allowed in there? - Yes."
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"Hmm."
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"- [Grunting] - [Gasping]"
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"[Grunts] Oh! God, my back!"
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"Oh! Officer down! Officer down!"
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"- [Grunting] - Hi, Daddy."
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"Oh, oh. It's just you. Well, help Daddy up."
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"What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
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"Sorry, Chief. Um, we were just playing."
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"Ralphie, you got a friend?"
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"It's on the house."
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"That's Daddy's magic key."
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"It opens every door in town."
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"The police master key?"
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"[Smacking, Gulping] Get me a towel."
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"Show me the message!""
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""so here come the beep."
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""Do the message!" ## [Humming]"
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"So long. I'm gonna sleep over at Ralph's."
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"Oh! See, I knew you'd find something you liked about him."
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"[Moans]"
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"## [Humming Continues]"
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"- After the beep. - [Beeps]"
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"Uh, Ralph's a little afraid of the dark, Bart."
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"- Is it okay to sleep with a night-light? - Absolutely."
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"Good night, guys."
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"- I'm scared. - Ow!"
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"- Ow. - [Ralph Whimpers]"
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"[Snoring]"
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"Ooh."
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"Toy store, toy store, toy store! Whee!"
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"- Whoa! Whoa! - Whee! Whee!"
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"Ah, I can't believe we ate a whole wedding cake."
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"And an entire pan of funeral fudge."
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"[Gasps]"
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"Check it out, guys. It's dork and dorker."
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"What you doir there, Simpson, babysittir?"
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"We're on a playdate."
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"- [Laughing] - Isn't that adorable?"
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"Ah, the girls are on a playdate!"
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"I don't get you, Simpson."
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"Sometimes you seem kind of righteous, but then we see you fraternizing with lameoids."
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"Oh, yeah? Would a lame wad have the police master key?"
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"- Whoa! Useful, dude! - Very handy!"
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"Hey, maybe you are cool enough to hang out with us."
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"Really? You think so?"
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"I don't know what to say. This is all happening so fast."
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"Let's go to the zoo and tease the dingo."
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"Let's use it to key some cars."
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"Those are all moderately cool ideas..."
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"but if you really want to walk on the wild side..."
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"Here she is- the big house."
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"- Penn State. The old crook- - Shut up!"
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"Let's just open the gate."
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"[Sniffling]"
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"- My key! - Sorry, Ralph."
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"[Sobs] I can't, without Daddy's key! [Gasps]"
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"I can't bail on a friend, even if it is Ralph."
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"- [Grunts] - Hey! Keep away!"
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"Hey, come on! I thought we were friends."
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"[Laughing]"
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"I know. Let's go pick some huckleberries!"
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"- Yeah! - Huckleberries! All right!"
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"Wow! Look at all these toilets."
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"And just inches from your bed. Talk about luxury."
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"Oh."
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"Danger, eh?"
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"Smells like hot dogs."
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"Hmm. Maybe it still works."
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"Give me the newlyweds from that cake."
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"Stand back."
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"[Grunting, Sighs] What a gyp."
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