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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Harvest Festival (S03E03)

"to anyone anywhere"
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"So what am I missing? What's the deal with the pony?"
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"He's not a pony, man. He's a mini horse."
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"We all need to be very careful, okay?"
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"And he has cataracts in both eyes"
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"I don't know what the big deal is."
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"The Harvest Festival is the biggest thing"
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"It's not, everyone's see it."
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"This is Ben and Tom."
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"And just let me say that we really tried."
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"Plus, you know with Pawnee's history"
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"it's very difficult to not be offensive."
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"So everything needs to be perfect."
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"She's like an eagle-eyed tiger."
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"- we're all gonna lose our jobs. - That's not inspiring."
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"a pizza buffet and they asked me to leave."
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"I did this to my hair."
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"I'm gonna recommend you bottle that noise up."
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"That's what my mailman said."
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"- Hello, Joan. - Hello, Leslie."
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"Thank you, Joan. Li'l Sebastian isn't bad either."
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"Hold on a second."
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"to give you a foot massage... To completion."
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"Well, you'd better practice. You gotta win me a Teddy bear."
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"Well, that's a little unrealistic."
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"Deal."
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"Dude, shut up!"
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"Perfect, I've gotta go get him a tail scrunchie."
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"called Ice Town and it bankrupted the city."
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"Yikes."
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"thanks to the tireless efforts of Leslie Knope,"
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"Not even I could screw that up."
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"What? What, nothing."
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"It's Li'l Sebastian. He's gone."
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"And the ticket sales are gonna go down."
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"we are all in charge of our own destinies."
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"Come on."
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"because he tried to share his true feelings"
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"and it scared him."
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"This big, beefy dude just came in to the first aid tent"
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"- You gotta say, "no comment." - I did."
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"All right, well, um,"
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"- Okay. - Leslie?"
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"I spoke to Leslie Knope, of the Parks Department,"
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"Whoa."
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"What we do is we move the shooting gallery."
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"April! Where are you?"
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"What are you doing tonight?"
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"Your loss."
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"And everyone's gonna have a great time tomorrow."
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"There's no food shortage."
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"How about you only say that never."
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"Yeah, well, I'll help you out."
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"Ken, I'm coming to you on my knees."
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"Or you could stay here and make out with h me"
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"Can you help me out here?"
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"Thank you, Ken."
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"And I'll issue a statement"
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"Actually, I have another idea."
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"♪ ♪"
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"And...it's gonna be really great."
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"But he's a close second, aren't you, Li'l Sebastian?"
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"He really is amazing."
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"Okay, everybody. The Harvest Festival is tomorrow."
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"And I am so proud of all of you. You've worked so hard."
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"You're amazing. So I have a surprise."
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"And it is possibly"
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"the best thing to potentially ever happen"
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"in the history of the Universe."
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"the world famous Little Sebastian."
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"- What? - Yes!"
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"No way!"
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"Little Sebastian? Oh, my God!"
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"I never thought I'd get to meet him."
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"- It's really him! - Well done, Leslie."
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"Well done!"
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"Little Sebastian made his debut"
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"at the last Harvest Festival in 1987."
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"And he was an instant phenomenon."
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"For the next few years,"
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"Sebastian was the number one boy's name in Pawnee."
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"There's a big difference."
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"Well, then why is he so famous?"
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"Does he do something? What does he do?"
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"Son, this horse"
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"has an honorary degree from Notre Dame."
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"Remember, this little guy is 25 now."
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"and he has severe arthritis."
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"Jerry is going to look after him."
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"Yes, I am."
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"We are both on the same diabetes medication."
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"Are you my Glucotrol buddy?"
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"Are you? Huh?"
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"Isn't it amazing?"
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"Yeah, I just gotta be honest."
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"Get out."
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"Okay, couldn't you put Sue's salads here?"
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"On Deep Fried Boulevard?"
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"It's just..."
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"There's so many junk food places and only one salad stand."
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"Well, there's a lot of people that don't consider salad a food."
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"I've ever done in my career."
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"And if it fails, the Parks Department will be eliminated."
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"That's why we're going big."
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"Seven days, over 30 different locations."
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"50,000-plus visitors, and four hospitality kiosks."
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"God, I gotta stop ending on that boring thing."
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"Clowns!"
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"Man, you are just knocking these off."
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"You're like a ninja crossed with a Jedi, or something."
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"You're like a nerd mixed with a dork or something."
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"Tom, Star Wars is not that nerdy."
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"No, Star Wars is not that nerdy."
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"Everyone's seen it."
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"- Everyone. - This guy's here."
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"- Hey, Ken. - Hi, Leslie."
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"- That's a dope bollo. - This is Ken Hotate."
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"He is the tribal leader of the Wamapoke."
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"Ah! Wahallo."
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