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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S01E01)

"- Oh, gosh. - That's OK. I got it."
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"Ow! Ow!"
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"[Knocking]"
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"Susan, hi. Wanna help with the seating cards?"
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"Wanna tell me why you had your foot in John Rowland's crotch yesterday?"
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"and from your angle it must have looked a little weird."
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"You're sleeping with him, aren't you?"
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"Gabrielle, he's in high school, and... it's illegal and you're married."
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"If Carlos found out, this would kill him."
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"How can you call something like this harmless"
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"after everything you know about I went through with Karl?"
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"- This isn't about you. - Yes, it is."
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"Me and every other person who was screwed over by somebody they loved."
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"When Karl ran off with Brandi you saw what a basket case I was."
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"I was tearing up his clothes. I couldn't get out of bed."
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"You were there. How could you do the same?"
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"How can you compare me to Karl? That's not fair."
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"- You have no idea about my life. - Enlighten me."
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"You're beautiful, you have money and a husband who adores you."
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"No, he doesn't adore me. He adores having me."
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"That's a rationalization and you know it."
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"I'll see you at the show."
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"OK, honey, in you go. Hey, there."
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"- How many nannies did you interview? - Ten. Ten!"
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"Each one more incompetent than the last."
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"Good nannies are so hard to find."
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"I hoped to take advantage of your expertise."
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"Oh, Lord. What do you want me to do?"
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"All your rich friends have nannies, A-list nannies."
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"Lynette!"
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"At my old job we didn't wait for good people."
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"We raided other companies. It's no different with hiring a nanny."
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"Good help is hard to find, but stealing a family's nanny is so unseemly."
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"So, come on, where can I score some high-grade nanny?"
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"Hey, Mrs. Solis. I have some awesome news."
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"I have some not-so-awesome news. You go first."
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"- John, your timing is impeccable. - What do you mean?"
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"Susan Mayer saw us last night, and she knows everything."
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"Since the accident, Bre had started to worry"
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"She was right to be concerned."
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"Hey, what's up?"
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"- Why are you smiling? - Um, it's just a... joke that I heard."
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"Charming. I was wondering if you've bothered to spend any time"
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"and the pain you've caused the Solis family."
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"Yeah. I totally get how my actions have affected, like, everything else."
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"- Really? - Uh-huh."
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"I mean, you know, like, when I do something like I did,"
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"then you gotta do something like you did,"
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"which is, you know, it's cool,"
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"because... then everything just kind of balances itself out"
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"and... and goes all smooth again."
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"- You know? - No, I don't."
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"What's that smell?"
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"Have you been smoking marijuana?"
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"- No, of course not. - You are strung out!"
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"- No! No, no, no, Mom. - [Sighs] Excuse me."
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"- What's that? - The container you'll urinate into."
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"- Come on. - Ow! Ow! Ow, that hurts!"
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"Mr. Young, I didn't want to upset you by telling you over the phone."
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"It happened yesterday evening, we think during the shift change."
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"I know this is difficult to hear. I'm sorry."
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"Yeah, well, uh, it's just been one of those days."
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"I still don't get why you're not with Danielle any more."
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"- She looked so slutty at Ray's party. - She's not my type, I guess."
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"But you are a lame yard boy."
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"It's all messed up now anyway. Her friend found out about us."
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"On the upside, your social status at school is going to explode"
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"now you're doing a hot housewife."
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"Shut up, dude."
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"Explain how he could just walk out."
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"With the money I pay, you can afford a padlock."
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"and you restrict our ability to treat Zach."
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"What?"
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"You insist we medicate him without psychotherapy, a recipe for disaster."
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"Zach is a troubled young man,"
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"and he's getting progressively worse."
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"[Julie] Hungry?"
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"I'm starving."
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"Bre had given Lynette the low-down on Valley View Park."
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"It was a gathering place for upscale nannies and their young charges."
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"and she was determined not to go home alone."
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"Of course, Lynette had high standards,"
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"so making a connection..."
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"...wasn't easy."
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"Still, she was desperate to find that special someone."
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"[Snoring]"
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"And that's exactly who she found."
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"OK. All righty."
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"Here's one for you, and one for Amy."
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"From the moment she saw her..."
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"- Is this seat taken? - No, go ahead."
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"...Lynette knew she had to have her."
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"Thanks."
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"- I'm Lynette. - Claire."
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"Claire? I always loved that name."
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"So, Claire... [laughs]"
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"Do you come here often?"
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"- What's this? - Your son's urine."
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"I'm gonna need a moment."
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"- Get it tested right away. - Why?"
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"I want to pull him from the swim team. They'll want proof."
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"- You're not taking him off the team. - Yes, I am."
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"If you try, I'm gonna go to the coach and tell him to ignore you."
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"Rex, I thought you moved back to straighten Andrew out,"
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"to teach him the consequences of his actions."
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"- Why are you fighting me on this? - Because I disagree."
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"We're still getting divorced and I won't let you push me around any more."
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"I never pushed you around. We always made our decisions together."
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"18 years of smiling and taking it. What a liar I was."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Same thing you just did to every memory I have of our marriage."
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"You know what? If you were my mom, I'd smoke pot too!"
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"So your boss made you return her underwear?"
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"- After she had already worn them once. - Couldn't you have just said no?"
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"- She sounds awful. - What can I do? I love the kids."
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"Did I mention I have four very lovable kids?"
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"- Really? - Oh, yes."
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"- [Woman] Claire! - Oh, no."
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"- I wanna see you again. - No, I'm busy."
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"Claire, please."
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