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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S01E01)

"Previously on Desperate Housewives..."
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"One said goodbye."
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"And one got exactly what she deserved."
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"That's how she came to start an affair with her tenage gardener,"
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"Hm? What is?"
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"My life. It hasn't turned out like I thought it would."
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"- Excuse me. - All available personnel."
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"when it came to the latest fashions,"
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"- For what? - For what you did for my son."
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"- How's he doing? - Good, good."
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"- [Door closes] - Hey, Mom."
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"I've packed the diapers, I'm getting the juice boxes and carrot sticks..."
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"I go pick up the boys, we hit the park,"
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"- [Baby coughs] - What?"
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"While you're gone, I'll be paying bills and sorting laundry and cooking dinner."
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"but if I don't get some help,"
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"- It's just not right. - What?"
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"Swimmers, take your marks."
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"[Hooter]"
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"I think we should make him quit the swim team."
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"Maybe if we take it away from him, he'll understand what he did."
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"If we take him off the team, he'll lose his shot at a scholarship"
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"and he's never gonna forgive us."
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"If he grows up with some humanity, that's a risk I am willing to take."
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"I have grown to love him as much as you."
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"- What just happened? - That kid you both love won the race."
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"That's what she tells me, anyway."
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"- Is that because of me? - Not everything is about you."
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"Oh, that. He was helping me adjust the seam in my stocking,"
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"OK, yes, but you have to promise not to tell anybody."
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"It's just sex. It's totally harmless."
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"One asked me... there you go... if she was expected to change diapers."
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"I need to catch one without their bosses."
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"- Why? - So I can poach me one."
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"I broke it off with Danielle. I passed her a note in class."
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"- So we can be together. - [Forced laugh]"
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"her son's sense of morality was going up in smoke."
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"Andrew? Can I come in?"
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"Uh, yeah. Just a sec."
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"- Oh. What was it about? - Well, it's kinda dirty, Mom."
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"reflecting on why you've been grounded"
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"Dr. Sicher, what are you doing here?"
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"- What is it? - Zach is missing from Silvercrest."
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"You still hung up on your mysterious married lady?"
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"We talk about real stuff. She doesn't treat me like some lame yard boy."
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"With all due respect, we are not a high-security facility,"
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"It was Lynette's first time there,"
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"All right, have fun, and I'll be right here if you need me, OK?"
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"You are wonderful with those children."
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"I think Andrew has been smoking marijuana."
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"We're not gonna screw up Andrew's future because he sparked a doobie."
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"No, you always make decisions then tell me I agree."
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"- Thank God you're out of my life. - Rex..."
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"You don't say no to Alexis... if you want to keep your job."
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"If we had a nanny like you, we would treat her like gold."
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"- You should go. - Are you gonna be here tomorrow?"
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"- I just want to talk. - Lynette, this isn't right."
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"All right. I will be at this address until noon tomorrow. Now go."
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"And you're probably freaking out, so I just wanted to explain."
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"What me and Mrs. Solis have, it's deep, you know?"
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"We've got a future. It's not just sex."
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"You would be much happier with a girl your own age."
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"[Applause]"
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"Some work emergency. He wouldn't talk about it."
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"and then Edie. Edie?"
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"- Where's Edie Britt? - Over here."
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"You really do look fantastic."
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"Next up, please welcome Edie..."
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"[cheering, whistling]"
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"...Britt."
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"There's a special place in hell for people like you."
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"You're an adult. Take some responsibility!"
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"For God's sake, Helen, this is for charity!"
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"[Gasps and murmurs]"
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"and lavender marabou."
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"She's never looked better."
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"Susan, I feel awful about what happened."
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"Susan, talk to me."
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"OK, you're gonna find Helen Rowland and tell her the truth"
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"before everyone thinks I'm sleeping with an underage boy."
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"God, you are so weak."
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"Susan, don't be like this."
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"She was supposed to go to Pilates but she got her period. Go."
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"She knows what you're doing. You're not the first..."
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"Claire!"
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"How can you stay here?"
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"- I would never treat you that way. - What did you do with the aspirin?"
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"Dammit, Claire! Where the hell are you?"
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"I got a nanny!"
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"My life is really messed up. It's bad."
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"it occurred to her that sometimes a little betrayal..."
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"I think so."
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"I'm not sure I understand what you're saying."
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"I didn't tell you how sorry I was about what happened."
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"This is a little awkward. I know you're friends with Susan Mayer."
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"But let's just say I had my reasons."
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"[School bell rings]"
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"- Uh? - Detective Beckerman."
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"I understand how worried you must be."
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"It had a body inside. Adult female."
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"Yeah, but how do you fit a body into a chest that size?"
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"...was not one of Gabrielle's specialties."
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"- I'm going to bed. - Thanks for the newsflash."
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"She turned me in!"
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"If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you."
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"Carlos, wait!"
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"on the other,"
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"You put a woman into a coma. Surely, that arouses some emotion."
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"- Well, it doesn't. - You and I are finished."
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"One almost lost it."
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"Your wife didn't kill herself because of my note,"
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"but because of what she did to that poor baby."
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"Gabrielle was waiting for her next great idea."
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"Her first great idea came when she was 15,"
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"after her stepfather paid her a late-night visit."
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"She bought a bus ticket to New York the very next day."
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"Her next occurred five years later"
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"when she decided to seduce a famous fashion photographer."
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"One wek later she began her carer as a runway model,"
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"which soon led to her next great idea,"
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