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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S01E01)

"OK."
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"Hi. Where are the kids?"
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"- What are you doing here? - I know you know."
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"Listen to me. There is no future for you and Gabrielle."
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"She's not gonna divorce Carlos and run away."
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"- Why not? - Because he has money, a lot of it."
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"I'm not gonna be mowing lawns for ever. I have big plans."
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"Just stop talking. John, how old are you?"
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"- Almost 18. - Exactly."
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"You are not mature enough to have a realistic perspective."
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"You know, I really love her."
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"[Announcer] Please welcome Mrs. Arlene Nord."
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"We have Arlene and Norris to thank for all our folding chairs."
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"So, please remember, for all your folding chair needs... rent Nords."
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"- Thank God Tom could fill in. - Why did Carlos back out?"
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"- Sometimes I could just kill him. - Tom's having the time of his life."
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"Hands off, fellas. She's all mine."
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"I guess he does sort of have a dorky charm."
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"OK, Bree, you're up first, followed by Lynette,"
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"Edie, what did you do to that dress?"
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"Well, I made it audience friendly."
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"Can you tell I'm not wearing underwear?"
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"- Yes. - Good."
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"Sorry I'm late."
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"You should never take this dress off for your entire life."
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"- Really? I look OK? - Oh, Susan, you look so gorgeous."
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"- Doesn't she, Edie? - Ah... It's a bit much."
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"Change the line-up. Susan has to go last."
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"- Nothing is gonna top this. - Isn't Helen going last?"
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"She never showed up."
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"Next up, we have Mrs. Bree Van De Kamp"
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"in a pink party dress"
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"with laser cut, full skirt and silk belt."
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"Here is another exquisite ball gown by Halston,"
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"modeled by the devastatingly sexy Lynette Scavo."
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"Notice the fine detail, the clean lines."
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"The dress is nice, too."
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"Edie Britt!"
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"Tell Gabrielle I'm sorry I backed out of the show."
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"I'm just not in a very festive mood right now."
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"Did they tell you about the change? I'm gonna go last."
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"I'm sorry. It wasn't my decision."
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"perfect for a Sunday tea or christening."
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"Edie Britt, everyone!"
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"- Keep your hands off my son! - What?"
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"- Finally, to cap off our evening... - Come on, you're up."
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"...please welcome the radiant Susan Mayer."
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"[Lynette] Tom, say something!"
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"A vision in white silk..."
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"chiffon with gold, hand-beaded French lace"
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"Susan Mayer!"
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"- I can't do that. - Why not?"
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"- Carlos will divorce me. - So? You obviously don't love him."
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"I do love him. I do. It's just... complicated."
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"You know, there's gotta be another way to fix this."
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"What did you expect? A hug?"
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"- Hey... - Shh! Alexis is still here."
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"- Give me a second. - No. She saw you at the park."
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"She can be tough, but it comes with the territory."
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"I will give you 20 per cent more than she's paying, plus overtime."
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"I don't take orders from your friends and I don't do laundry."
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"- Dishes? - Only the kids'."
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"How fast can you pack?"
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"[Sighs]"
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"- Where are you gonna go? - I don't know. But I can't go home."
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"- Are you afraid of your dad? - No. It's not him. It's... it's me."
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"- What's bad? You can tell me. - No, I can't!"
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"It's better that you don't know."
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"I already know a little."
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"- Hi, Danielle. How was school? - It was OK."
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"Good. Where does Andrew keep his marijuana?"
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"Bre had resorted to extreme measures to save her son's soul."
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"As she rummaged through Andrew's private possessions,"
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"is good for the soul."
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"I was really young, like four."
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"I heard my mom and my dad yelling."
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"I heard 'em yell my name... and hers."
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"- Dana? - Mm-hm."
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"So... I went down to the room and I saw them cleaning it up."
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"Cleaning what up?"
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"Blood."
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"Was it Dana's?"
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"I couldn't remember this for the longest time,"
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"and then my mom killed herself"
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"and I started having these dreams."
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"I don't even see Dana. I just... I see the blood"
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"and my mom picking me up"
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"and putting me on my bed and whispering that it's not my fault."
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"And after that, every time I'd say her name, they'd get upset."
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"So I wasn't even allowed to say it any more."
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"I killed my baby sister."
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"Zach, oh, my God."
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"And they buried her to protect me."
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"- I didn't intend to cause a scene. - People didn't even notice."
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"It wasn't Susan."
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"It was me."
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"What?"
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"I'm the one who was sleeping with your son."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"For how long?"
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"Almost a year. But it's over now."
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"So when it started,"
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"I think."
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"But, Helen, you have to believe me, it's over now."
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"No, you're wrong. It's not even close to being over."
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"- Dude, coach wants to see you. - Really?"
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"Hey, I bet it's about my scholarship."
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"[Phone rings]"
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"Hello?"
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"Yes, this is she."
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"Marijuana in his locker? Oh, I'm just horrified."
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"There must be some sort of terrible mistake."
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"Um, yeah, OK. Well, I will be right down."
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"Elsewhere, another darker secret was the object of an investigation."
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"Mr. Linder? Mr. Linder?"
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"This is Detective Burnett. We were hoping for a minute of your time."
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"If you know anything about Zach's whereabouts, you need to tell me now."
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"Honey, what's going on?"
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"Zach's gone from Silvercrest. They found letters in his room from Julie."
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