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Clips from American Dad! - Big Trouble in Little Langley (S03E03)

"No! Come back here, Bubba!"
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"Gambled and lost."
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"Because they're not my birth parents doesn't mean they're not my parents."
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"And I never wanna hear anything about it ever again."
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"Did I ever tell you about my parents? Tragic story."
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"Very good. Now, while I hack the database, you create a diversion."
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"Speaking of movies, you ever see Man on Fire?"
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"Name: Francine Ling."
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"Year of birth: Enter."
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"Here they are. Nicholas and Cassandra Dawson, Hilton Head, South Carolina."
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"File: Print."
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""Failure to find printer. L5 error.""
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"All right. I turned off the printer. I'm waiting for it to come back on."
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"Okay, I'm walking to the computer. I'm by the computer."
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"Nope. L5. So it's not the printer."
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"- Keeps me in business. - That it does. That it does."
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"How'd you know I was fireproof? I didn't even know."
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"Wait. You did know I was, right?"
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"I'm gonna go with yes and preserve the friendship."
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"Look, guys, if I can pull this off, Lindsay Coolidge will give me boob."
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"Snot, remember that time I gave you an orange?"
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"Yeah."
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"No, I don't remember you giving me half an orange."
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"- So no, you can't. - Why does everybody hate me so much?"
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"- I don't see why not. - Awesome!"
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"Oh, my God. They're rich."
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"Mommy-in-law, Daddy-in-law, I found you."
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"For good measure, I'm gonna set the whole thing off with this:"
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"We're gonna get in trouble. Run!"
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"Okay, golden opportunity. Say, "Charlie, they took my thumb.""
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"Eric Roberts? Pope of Greenwich Village?"
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"No? You're a lot of fun."
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"We're so glad you contacted us, Stan."
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"We've often thought of the daughter we had to give up."
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"- That was a terrible, terrible day. - I can only imagine."
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"So Nick, Cassie, what do you guys wanna do? See a movie?"
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"Kevin Kline plays two characters. Watch. Watching? Watch this."
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"You have Asians working for you rather than being related to you."
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"Mah Mah, Bah Bah"
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"Speak in English, speak in English"
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"Stupid printer didn 't get me down Drove out of town, look who I found"
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"Farting in my bathing suit"
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"Well, this has been a great afternoon, Stan."
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"- Who's that, now? - Our daughter."
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"Stan, we enjoy your company..."
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"- She does know you're here? - Of course."
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"She cannot wait to meet you guys. Cannot wait."
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"...and think my water-skiing is top-notch?"
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"Then what if I told you that couple were your birth parents?"
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"I'd be incredibly angry, hurt and betrayed."
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"And in addition to never wanting to meet them..."
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"Bring you back a snow globe."
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"That was terrible."
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"I know. Listen, I was just thinking about genetic disease."
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"For the kids' sake, we should meet your real parents..."
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"...and get their medical history. What if baldness runs in your family?"
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"Can you imagine anything more horrific than Steve losing his hair?"
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"My thumb. Where's my thumb?"
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"Found it. No, it's a baby pine cone. Add that one to the collection."
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"Oh, my God. Here it is."
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"My thumb. Get out of here, crow."
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"Why, crow, why?"
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"So if you were in The Matrix, you'd have taken the blue pill..."
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"...and never seen the world for what it was..."
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"...and the movie would've only been 20 minutes."
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"I want you to think about that."
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"You're not gonna think about that. You don't understand what I'm saying."
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"The Lings must have a skeleton in their closet."
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"Or in a trunk."
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"Why would they need these?"
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"- Do they what? Who's they? - Oh, right. Sorry."
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"- Yeah. - Do they?"
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"Stan, this is my parents' will. I can't read this."
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"I don't believe it."
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"...you're always gonna be the adopted daughter..."
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"God, is Gwen hot. I mean, oh, my God."
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"Look what I tape off TV. Four episodes of T.J. Hooker."
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"Hooker."
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"- How come you no Hooker with me? - You cut me out of your will?"
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"- You go through our trunk? - You gave everything to Gwen."
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"Get out of my house, both of you. And get out of my life."
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"- Bye-bye, Bubba. - It's Bah..."
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"Don't worry, honey. I'll find them no matter how long it takes."
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"They'll be here at six."
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"Duck, duck, duck, goose."
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"God, that's deeply programmed. They're here!"
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"Please come in. Francine's getting her hair done."
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"So this is her."
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"I remember the day we had to give her away."
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"I'm sorry, but children aren't allowed in the first-class cabin."
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"I can't fly coach. That would be awful."
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"So you completely abandoned Francine?"
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"Yes. Yes, we did. And we had a great vacation."
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"And the money we saved not having a child..."
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"...was put toward some smart investments."
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"Stan, these people are monsters."
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"You know what my country's done. Even I find it repulsive."
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"Well, they're rich and speak English good. How bad can they be?"
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"Stan! Stan!"
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"Hi, Sid. Quick question. I'm in a burning house. A man is caught under a beam."
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"What's my liability if I help him?"
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"Wait! You can't leave me here. I'm your son-in-law."
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"I knew you'd come back for me."
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"I can't believe you risked your life to save mine."
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"Of course I save you, Stan. You're my son-in-law."
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"Then why did you cut her out of the will and leave everything to Gwen?"
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"Because Gwen is moron. She needs lots of help."
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"She fail math in school."
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"It's embarrassing when children don't adhere to stereotypes."
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"Francine is our smart daughter. We never have to worry about her."
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"Plus, she marry okay."
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"I saw fire. I call "een" one one."
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"...but your hand will be numb until the anesthesia wears off."
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"- I burned my house down. - That's so extreme."
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"You get the grand prize. I want you to touch my whole breast."
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"- This is it. This is the moment. - So, what do you think?"
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"I can't feel anything."
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"You're a real jerk, Steve Smith."
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"Why the injustice?"
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"Oh, my God. Our house."
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