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Clips from American Dad! - Big Trouble in Little Langley (S03E03)

"Just your average greasy-Chinese-duck fire."
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"Is everyone okay? Steve, Hayley, Roger?"
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"Everyone's fine."
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"And Klaus. Is Klaus okay? He's the only one I really care about."
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"Too late, Francine. Too fucking late."
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"I'm so excited to meet them. Where are they, Stan?"
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"Where are my real parents?"
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"Your real parents are right over there."
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"- What are you talking about? - The Lings are your real parents."
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"I was wrong, Francine. They're good people."
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"They'd do anything for your happiness."
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"- But the will... - Trust me."
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"They know what they're doing."
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"My own pony?"
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"Mah Mah and Bah Bah love you, Francine."
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"I would've named her Buttercup."
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"Nothing better than being home for dinner."
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"Steve, lower the table. Hayley, hide the cutlery."
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"Devil sticks!"
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"You can be so insensitive, Francine."
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"We are so crazy."
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"- My face. - Barry, I'm sorry. L..."
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"Burned your friend in the face. That's extreme. Extreme is awesome."
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"- Totally crazy. - There's nothing you won't do."
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"- Nothing I won't do. - That makes me hot."
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"- Two. - Two."
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"Hey, look at me."
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"I like it here. We're gonna stay two weeks."
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"They're out there somewhere. And I'm not gonna rest until I find..."
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"A diversion? Oh, this is a caper, like in the movies."
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"Okay. I will now recklessly blow up my cousin Roger."
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"This is how it's supposed to be. I'm finally home."
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"Nick and Cass They're the in-laws of my dreams"
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"Love the place I'm in No more Mandarin"
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"Boundaries, they don 't give a hoot"
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"And my life is back to God's design"
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"But we should probably meet Francine."
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"Hey, Francine. Stan."
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"...who have a ton of money, old-fashioned values..."
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"There must be something in here that's incriminating."
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"Even where they leave everything to hot Gwen and you get nothing?"
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"...that they'll never love like their own. I'm sorry, Francine. I'm sorry."
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"Can you just give this away for us? You're a doll."
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"Oh, thank God. For a moment I thought we were going to have a problem."
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"- But Stan... - Not listening."
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"Don't worry, buddy. You're someone else's problem now."
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"Imagine Chinese girl can't do math."
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"Hey, Steve. Not only did you blow your thumb off..."
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"Come back. Let me try the other hand. Rip out the IV. Rip it out. Rip it out!"
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"I don't deserve this."
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"- Please help. - One sec."
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"Come on, let's go."
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"My thumb! I blew off my thumb!"
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"...or did I do this just for fun? Doesn't matter. 17."
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"- You will show them some respect. - Why? Not like they're your real parents."
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"...if you can top burning Fatso here."
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"The Finger Blaster."
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"Thank you, Kalalo."
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"Mah Mah, Bah Bah So unrefined"
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"If you find your mate's adopted New in-laws can be co-opted"
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"Screw the past"
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"Fun game, these hypotheticals. Keeps me alive in the trenches."
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"No matter what the Lings told you..."
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"You dishonor us and yourself."
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"How'd we get here?"
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"You make my Francine happy. Her happiness is all I ever want."
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"...you burned your house down."
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"I thought so."
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"This is my new family now"
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"Dance, fools! Dance for your king!"
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"Nick and Cass"
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"Ducks and chopsticks"
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"...my birth in-laws."
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"Bad choice. That one is named "English Patient.""
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"Suddenly I'm drinking sparkling wine Living like a swell is mighty fine"
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"Can't talk, on a mission, under fire. Let me throw a quick hypothetical."
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"Because they're mine"
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"File: Print. And... No. L5 error again."
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"I bet you have Dave. You wanna watch Dave?"
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"...because that's where we're living."
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"That's what my nana calls me."
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"I want them out. Not tomorrow, not in two weeks, now."
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"They're not your real parents. They didn't give birth to you."
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"Damn it."
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"Is that the one with..."
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"Okay, it's back on."
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"Well, then let me put a firecracker up your ass."
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"Who needs that, Stan? Who needs that, Stan?"
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"My face!"
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"Do they?"
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"I think I need a drink."
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"Stan, we're gonna wait in the yard, see how this plays out."
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"Thanks, Doc."
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"Why, crow? Why?"
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"Gentlemen, have your mail forwarded to the edge..."
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"I am not kicking my parents out."
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