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Clips from The Simpsons - Opposites A-Frack (S26E26)

"will you even burn to death?"
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"Uh-uh. Oh."
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"They call these cigarettes?"
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"They don't stain my fingers, my hair smells like hair,"
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"and what do I stub out in my scrambled eggs?"
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"Where's the stab from every breath"
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"that reminds me I'm alive?"
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"No smoke detector! Let's roll!"
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"Turn on the faucet so no one'll get suspicious."
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"You can't resist smoking in the house"
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"any more than I can resist drinking in the car."
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"What happened? I don't know."
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"And now I banish you from paradise."
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"which one of you is which."
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"who just can't stop smoking."
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"Hmm... hmm."
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"I know just the place."
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"Tobacco!"
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"Who needs Paris?"
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"I saw something about that in a documentary."
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"Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad."
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"In this rural community,"
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"hydraulic fracturing, or fracking,"
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"was greeted as a windfall."
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"By pumping high-pressure liquid"
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"but can lead to devastating environmental consequences."
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"you could try burning your water all day"
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"and nothing would happen."
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"Henry, did you remember"
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"to turn off the Slip 'N Slide?"
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"Well, I... reckon not."
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"I think someone is fracking under our neighborhood."
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"And I know who."
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"It's you, Mr. Texan. Oil wasn't enough--"
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"now you're going after our natural gas."
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"Aw, now, ain't nothing natural about gas."
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"I don't do this for the money,"
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"it's the dancing."
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"It's always been the dancing."
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"All right!"
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"If someone was fracking in our neighborhood,"
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"wouldn't we know it?"
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"Maybe a satellite picture will give us a clue."
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"This whole building is just a facade"
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"Think of it-- all that poor natural gas"
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"Smithers, give these two brats what they deserve"
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"for sticking their noses in my business."
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"Stopping Mr. Burns may be beyond the power"
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"of an eight-year-old girl with a book report due on Beezus and Ramona,"
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"but I know someone who can help:"
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"the first female Speaker of the State Assembly,"
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"a politician who would never ignore"
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"a fellow environmentalist in need,"
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"What about your cool-down period?"
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"I'll go anywhere, anytime,"
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"to defend our precious Bay Area values."
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"Terrible!"
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"Just shocking."
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"with a politician's most powerful weapon:"
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"an invitation to a committee hearing."
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"Mr. Burns, do you admit that you illegally pump"
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"toxic chemicals into the groundwater"
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"below Evergreen Terrace?"
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"Have you no regard for the life and health"
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"I... don't recall."
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"capitalism-castrating suffragette this instant!"
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"You haven't bested me."
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"What makes men like you think you can do"
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"Maybe the planet wants a strong man"
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"to take her by the hand and lead her."
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"You don't know what the planet wants."
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"Oh, and I suppose you do?"
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"and maybe even..."
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"I don't think so."
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"You! Me?"
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"Reckless... knee-buckling..."
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"Oh, it was great."
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"purely passionate affair?"
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"But you're a softhearted liberal!"
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"Enemies by day, lovers by night."
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"Mmm... mwah!"
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"Now, get out of my office."
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"Uh, derringer, sword cane,"
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"All right, it's all here."
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"If I want to resume fracking,"
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"I have to buy the mineral rights"
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"for every single parcel of land in Evergreen Terrace."
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"To win people over, I'll need a salesman"
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"whose folksy facade masks a deep gusher of greed."
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"energy innovation marketing officer. Whoo-hoo!"
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"All you've got to do is sell fracking"
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"to your friends and neighbors."
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"Whoo-hoo? I don't know,"
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""fracking" is one of those scary Lisa words."
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"Bah! Fracking produces enough clean natural gas"
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"to make America independent of sheiks, caliphs and..."
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"Not to mention, it doesn't create"
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"any of that awful worker-mutating nuclear waste."
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"Homer, game starts in an hour."
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"Maybe fracking isn't so bad."
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"and this flannel shirt, which says:"
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"I'm not screwing you over."
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"I'm not screwing you over."
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"I'm so proud of you, Papa."
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"but what they don't tell you is,"
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"And all those new workers are gonna want"
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"Authentic Italian food."
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"Useless left-handed crap."
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"Magical nonsense."
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"Expensive toys for grown-ups they don't open or play with."
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"Pornography and nachos."
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"High-quality Spanish-language programming."
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"High-quality methamphetamines."
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"Laundry, homework, pranks, poop, poop and poop."
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"How could you sell fracking for Mr. Burns?"
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"Once I thought I had, but it turned out"
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"Good. Judge away. Judge, judge, judge, judge, judge."
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"Don't care. Don't care. Judge, judge, judge, judge, judge, judge."
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"Judge, judge. Don't care. Don't care."
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"Pumping frack cash."
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