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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - How a Bill Becomes a Law (S05E05)

"Ron Swanson. I'm here to fix it."
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"That large boy is my colleague."
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"We work at the Parks Department."
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"Oh, you're not even from the Public Works Department?"
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"Look, it appeared that no one from the proper channels"
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"was gonna fix this, so I decided to do it myself."
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"Yes, I do."
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"Councilman, you have grandchildren..."
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"And seven great-grandkids."
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"uh, Tim, Marie, Tim, and Mary."
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"Don't forget about Tim."
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"Right, Tim."
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"How many is that?"
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"You know, it's very hard to tell."
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"Let me find Jamm, see if he'll bargain."
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"What country is he from?"
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"Iceland."
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""But Captain Picard couldn't help but note"
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""the smile that crept over"
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"his mechanical but lifelike face.""
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"I'm gonna murder you."
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"I understand. Just one second."
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""As they walked down the hall into the bridge...""
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"Please and thank you."
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"Hey, I'm sorry if I was curt earlier."
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"When you showed up from the Parks Department..."
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"No need to apologize. I understand completely."
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"This is delicious."
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"That's where I got these gloves."
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"Right?"
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"Uh, I dug the loose gravel out of the hole."
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"Now I'm using a jackhammer to remove the larger pieces,"
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"Well, thank you."
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"Now I can fix the next one myself."
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"♪ sitting in a tree"
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"♪ k-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i."
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"Do you hear that bird?"
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"Jamm! What do you want?"
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"Support of one of your bills? Committee chairmanship?"
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"Your office, with the private bathroom?"
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"Yeah, I don't mean to brag, but, uh,"
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"This isn't even about policy?"
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"- Absolutely not. - This is a no-brainer."
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"'cause he doesn't get to poop wherever he wants?"
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"No, I'm gonna get Councilman Milton,"
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"and you can put your butt back in your pants, sir."
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"Yeah, well, love the hair!"
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"Andy, come help me tamp this down."
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"For the last time,"
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"Ron, it's princess rainbow sparkle."
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"Holy Moses."
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"Can we turn you into a princess?"
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"No."
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"Shut up."
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"Ooh."
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"Would you please come help me tamp this down?"
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"It's a job that requires two men."
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"This is impressive."
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"You remind me of a young, beautiful Strom Thurmond."
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"Yes, I've been saying that for years."
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"- Yes, indeed. - Oh."
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"Oh, there's a lot of salad dressing on your hand."
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"Shall we kiss?"
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"Huh? No. No!"
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"- Aah! Oh! - Oh!"
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"- Oh. - Oh, my God, are you okay?"
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"Please be okay."
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"Please, still be able to vote."
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"With tongue?"
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"Hey! No."
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"Well, I don't know, maybe we should, you know,"
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"postpone the vote"
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"I'm pushing the vote through and it won't pass."
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"You're missing the backs of your upper canines."
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"Excuse me?"
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"I have excellent toothbrush technique."
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"Just give him what he wants. Take the easy way out."
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"I always do. It's so easy."
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"I'm trying to tell everybody that the government is great,"
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"and I think it stinks."
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"I hate it. I hate the government."
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"- You don't mean that. - You're right, I don't."
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"God, you know me so well."
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"More Rouge!"
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"Everything going good?"
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"I came here to fix a pothole,"
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"not be mocked."
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"Thank you for the lemonade."
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"Wait, but we were gonna make a sparkle palace!"
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"Ron, you're walking across hot lava!"
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"- Oh! - Oh, no!"
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"Whoa, it's moving."
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"- It's moving. - What?"
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"- Yes! - Finally."
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"- What? - No!"
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"We're out of gas."
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"Aah!"
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"Aah!"
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"the Fun In The Sun Act,"
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"introduced by Councilwoman Knope."
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"Councilman, I move that the bill"
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"Buying time, I see. What's up?"
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"You can have my parking space."
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"And shut up. And I hate you."
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"- By "kids," I mean turds. - I get it."
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"Then Ana asks Grey to punish her."
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"Or at least research"
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"Lay the mother on her side"
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"Diane is awesome and she likes you."
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"My whole life is a giant mess"
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"and I love it."
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"I mean, look at my hair."
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"I have gum in my hair."
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"Listen, I will not pursue Diane."
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"Ow."
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"We made it 40 feet."
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"Yeah, well, at least it took a million hours,"
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"and it was 180 degrees,"
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"- Tickets are on me. - Really?"
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"What? Oh, my God."
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