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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - How a Bill Becomes a Law (S05E05)

"- Oh my God. - Ugh."
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"take my solids down the hall."
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"I recently began intensive psychotherapy."
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"Well, like my therapist says,"
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"For real. Keep us out your bedroom."
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"It used to be,"
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"Uncollected garbage, broken streetlight,"
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"Chris, great idea."
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"Thank you, Andy. I agree."
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"I sound insane."
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"That's the definition of an opinion."
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"Well, that's your opinion."
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"Can you say, "big whoop"?"
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"and I said, "Absolutely.""
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"By passing the bill, and extending pool hours,"
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"Okay, Pawnee Porpoises youth swim team,"
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"because this bill is going to start a long romance"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Ha ha ha."
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"And you probably miss your lover, Chris."
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"Leslie."
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"Dude, 30 years from now,"
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"We'll jam out to some sweet tunage."
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"Okay."
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"is normal and not terrifying."
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"Please hold while I transfer you."
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"Call 311."
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"Someone will be there shortly."
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"and a 40-pound bag of asphalt."
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"Donna, they switched my phone with 911."
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"I don't know. Try to help."
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"Now hush."
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"Good lord, it is hot."
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"Living in this town's like living"
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"but check out this cool alternate route I fou..."
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"because I'm a map salesman."
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"Because. Other cars."
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"Will you not do that? Please don't."
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"That's what you do when you..."
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"- Why aren't we moving? - Exit's closed for a bit."
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"I'll just shut off the car till it opens up."
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"All right. Cool."
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"at the Pawnee Smokehouse,"
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"- Oh, yeah. - Man, I love a good stogie."
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"Oh, well, it's not..."
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"He just said that he changed his mind."
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"Okay, we need to have an emergency strategy session now."
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"Yeah, I know how to do math, Mason."
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"- Tom, a word, please. - Mm-hmm."
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"I can't believe I decided to get a perm."
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"making a mix tape just for you."
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"♪ Here I go, here I go, here I go again ♪"
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"in 1948, as a member of the Dixiecrat Party."
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"Try it. It's an aphrodisiac."
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"The more we eat, the faster we talk."
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"Hi."
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"Oh, seaweed choke! Ugh!"
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"Tim, Mary, Jack,"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Lemonade?"
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"I'm a single mom, and sometimes things"
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"Well, I got it from Food and Stuff, so..."
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"then I'll spray down the hole to settle the dust"
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"and fill it with cold patch asphalt."
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"- I want your toilet. - What?"
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"He wants your office."
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"I've got Irritable Bowel Syndrome."
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"Just make the trade, everyone's happy."
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"I'm not happy."
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"Why would that matter?"
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"Please? Please? Please?"
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"Oh."
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"Councilman Milton, do I have your vote?"
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"We can kiss if you want to."
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"She tried to kiss me."
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"She was insatiable."
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"until the councilman gets better, you know?"
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"I'm sorry, it's just... your face is ridiculous."
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"Next order of business,"
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"be read in its entirety."
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"Okay, why don't you, uh... why don't you sweeten the pot?"
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"And?"
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"And?"
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"And, that is enough."
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"Yeah."
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"Donna, please, can you keep it down?"
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"And you like her. I can tell."
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""A," I don't recall inviting you in here,"
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"and "B," I did not like her."
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"She's not my type."
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"Her life is messy."
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"End of story."
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"- Please, just steer. - Be stronger."
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"That was a great road trip."
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"- and we starved to death. - So fun."
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"Hey, how about next weekend we fly to Pawnee?"
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"Nah, never mind. I don't feel like it."
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"See how it feels?"
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"Particularly you, Ron."
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"You have one very satisfied citizen."
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"Is that a euphemism?"
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"- No. - Then great work."
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"and wants to thank you herself."
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"who needs to ask the lady out."
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"I'm a middle school vice-principal."
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"I don't screw around. Does that freak you out?"
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"No, on the contrary."
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"So, dinner?"
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"No need to wear makeup."
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"I'm still not sure why"
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"the citizen decided to come speak with me in person,"
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"Because your bill just became law."
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"Boy, you know, I can't believe you traded your office"
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"to keep this craphole pool open"
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"Hey, can you not say that in front of the kids, please?"
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"Councilwoman Knope traded my vote for her..."
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"What the hell, man? Why'd you do that?"
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"Um..."
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"Everybody in the pool!"
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"Oh, no, my perm."
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