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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - How a Bill Becomes a Law (S05E05)

"Excellent work, everyone!"
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"What did you do for her?"
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"I fixed her pothole."
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"In fact, she's out in the hallway"
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"If you're here to complain about the pothole,"
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"I guarantee I did it correctly."
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"Really?"
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"Please and thank you."
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"Well, it'll be casual."
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"I begrudgingly admit"
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"that the 311 program is a moderate success."
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"a government program finally work."
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"Okay, so let's get ready for the photo, guys."
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"I want you to arrange yourselves"
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"from most excited about democracy to least excited."
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"Wait a minute. Everybody's excited?"
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"I bet you are!"
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"for a couple more weeks a year."
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"I'm trying to teach them how great government is."
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"Oh, this is a teaching moment?"
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"Great. Hey, uh, kids?"
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"Would you like to learn how Leslie got your bill passed?"
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"Um, because it's fun in the sun!"
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"Ta da. What do you see?"
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"- Your new city council office. - Yes."
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"And it is across the courtyard"
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"from your office, so we can wave at each other."
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"But it is also Pawnee's newest and most exclusive"
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"cigar club, Tom's Smokehouse."
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"Now you're talking."
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"Man, Jamm's gotta be pretty mad at us."
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"I ain't scared of him."
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"He's a punk."
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"To making things happen."
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"I do not like this."
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"Is that a picture of you?"
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"Several times."
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"You know, Gayle and I, we saw a couples therapist"
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"when I was down, I called my mother."
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"I had an idea. It's Friday."
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"Oh, I don't know, I was going to try to get a jump"
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"So we're going?"
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"Government is inefficient and should be dissolved."
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"Well, how do I get I.T. Here?"
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"And he'll give us his vote."
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"Excuse me?"
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"April..."
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"♪ Ooh, how you doin'?"
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"and I don't mean to rush you, but the vote is in an hour."
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"Do you know what you're doing?"
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"Yes, ma'am."
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"This might not work."
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""Data had never felt this way before."
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"So, how exactly are you gonna fix this hole?"
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"Uh, yeah, we're not postponing anything, okay?"
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"I do not negotiate with dentists."
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"- Time to go, Andrew. - No!"
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"No. No, no, no, no, no."
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"- Ms. Beavers? - Fine."
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"Can't wait to drop my kids at the pool."
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"Ron, messy is fun, okay?"
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"That would be awesome. Definitely."
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"Yay, pool!"
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"Whoa! "Smoke Dog.""
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"I'm a city councilor with porpoise."
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"Porpoise call!"
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"No, no. This is 311."
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"Not my initials, but thank you so much."
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"I've eaten the same lunch for 58 years."
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"get chaotic around here."
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"We got a deal."
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"how to deliver a baby that's coming out face up."
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"Well, I hope you're not the kind of man"
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"And that is a fact."
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"He shoots down a very helpful bill"
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"And I love me for thinking of it."
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"Hey, are you busy?"
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"I got a 311 call, but it was all static."
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"I take it back. Why did I say that, Tom?"
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"Pawnee Municipal Code Amendment, 217-426..."
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"♪ girl, what's my weakness? Really?"
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"♪ Ron and Diane"
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"Actually, I'm here to ask you out for dinner."
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"Because the little sister I do have"
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"Now, wait, okay, hold on."
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"I think it would really make Diane happy."
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""Of course, data had never felt anything before."
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"Sloppy technique."
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"I just want you to be very proud of yourselves,"
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"between the city and its government."
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"Or does it require two princesses?"
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"And I will get Invisaligns from you."
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"You can have my office."
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"but I'm just happy to see"
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"Yay, democracy!"
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"Tell you what I'm going to do."
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"over the past few years,"
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"Yay."
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""Welcome to the top.""
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"Just for my own edification."
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"Complimentary toothbrush?"
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"The asphalt will bear weight in an hour."
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"and try to move the baby in a corkscrew fashion."
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