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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - How a Bill Becomes a Law (S05E05)

"I'll wait till we're on the highway."
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"Now, the GPS says we should take 495 to 270,"
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"Oh, my God, that is so interesting to me"
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"Why aren't we moving?"
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"Please don't do... Oh, great, here comes a guy."
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"- Excuse me. - Mm-hmm?"
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"Presidential motorcade."
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"Holy , it's hot."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah."
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"Beautiful, Tom. Beautiful."
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"- Dynamite gums. - Aw, thanks."
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"Tom, do you want to know why I moved to Pawnee?"
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"Sure."
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"It's because the two leading industries here"
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"are corn syrup and rubber nipples."
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"It is a dentistry jackpot. It's genius, right?"
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"Well, D.D.S. Doesn't stand for "dumb, dumb, stupid.""
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"I like that."
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"I'm going to steal it. That's mine now."
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"Councilman Jamm and I have gotten pretty tight."
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"And I'm hoping to parlay this into a membership"
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"Pawnee's most exclusive cigar club."
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"Overstuffed leather chairs, top-shelf brandies."
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"And that stale tobacco stench that says,"
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"You're a member of the Pawnee Smokehouse, right?"
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"I actually just had this personalized cigar cutter made."
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"Whoa."
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"Real nice."
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"Okay."
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"Hey, so, uh, we're still all good"
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"on Leslie's bill, right?"
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"Actually, Tommy, we need to talk."
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"I have wanted this perm since middle school."
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"I could not be more excited about this."
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"- Are you excited, Autumn? - Yeah, definitely."
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"Do you ever give a perm to someone and ever regret it?"
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"Uh..."
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"Ann has told me repeatedly not to get a perm."
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"But Ann's not here."
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"So when the Ann's away, the mice get perms."
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"Councilman Jamm changed his vote."
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"He's voting no on fun in the sun."
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"What? Why? He promised me."
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"Then he told me some veneers could really make my smile pop."
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"Thoughts?"
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"Oh, my God. The vote is in an hour."
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"- What about the perm? - The perm must wait, Autumn!"
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"The perm must wait."
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"Wait... So this means the bill isn't going to pass?"
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"My parents said that you guys can't get anything done."
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"This isn't over by a long shot."
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"But it's three to two against us."
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"Okay, don't be an alarmist."
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"It's very important that we stay positive."
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"Our positive attitude is our greatest asset."
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"The bill is dead, the Porpoises are doomed,"
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"and democracy is over. Oh, my God."
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"Ann should have never let me do this."
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"Look, Jamm saw you on Pawnee Today."
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"He knows how much you want this."
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"He's just trying to get something in return."
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"This is a bargaining tool."
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"You know, this is why people hate the government."
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"'Cause just when we're about to do something really good,"
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"it all falls apart due to some stupid,"
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"selfish jerk butt."
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"You know, screw Jamm. Screw Jamm."
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"I'm just going to try to get Councilman Milton's vote."
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"Milton? He's, like, 150 years old."
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"Yeah. He's got grandkids, okay?"
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"And... and kids love to swim."
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"He's an old person,"
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"and I'll talk to him really slowly."
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"He won't even know what he's doing."
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"I just need to hurry up. How do I look?"
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"I don't know how to answer that."
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"Hi, I'm Andy. I really like your dress."
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"- I'm a princess. - I'm a mermaid."
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"I'm the director of Parks and Recreation."
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"I'm here to fix that hole."
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"This is our kingdom. You have to ask permission."
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"Your highnesses,"
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"we do humbly request thine permission"
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"to befix doth holes yonder."
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"Only if you can tag us."
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"Come here."
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"Your tax dollars at work."
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"Soundtrack to Pulp Fiction,"
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"soundtrack to Singles,"
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"soundtrack to Grosse Pointe Blank."
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"Why do you have so many soundtracks?"
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"Oh, well, uh,"
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"I kind of look at it like"
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"it's your favorite directors"
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"Eww."
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"Oh, here's something."
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""Benji's Cool Times Summer Jamz Mix.""
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"Oh, no, I... you probably don't want to listen to that..."
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"- Yes, I want to listen to it. - Just 'cause... no, listen, it..."
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"- I want to listen to it. - We don't... we don't..."
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"- I wanna hear what's on it. - We don't need to..."
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"♪ Shoop"
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"Don't judge me."
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"Councilman, I'd like to talk to you"
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"about the Fun In The Sun bill,"
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"When I'm done eating, we'll talk."
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"Caesar salad, extra dressing,"
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"extra croutons, and extra anchovies."
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"Mmm."
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"Councilman Milton was first elected as a city councilor"
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"Their platform? "De-integrate Baseball.""
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"The secret is in the dressing."
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"You too, my strange, foreign friend."
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"- No, thank you. - Tom, eat some."
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"I'm not eating racist salad."
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"Mmm."
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"You can really taste the ignorance."
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"It's pronounced "anchovies.""
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"Diane Lewis."
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"I own this pothole."
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