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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - How a Bill Becomes a Law (S05E05)

"And the Tommy Haverford member's chair."
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"I'll puff to that."
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"Hey, there you are."
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"- I miss you. - I miss you, too."
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"Where are you?"
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"I'm in my new city council office."
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"- No way. - I know, do you like it?"
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"I love it."
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"I love it, too. Check this out."
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"Here is my wall of inspirational women."
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"Ah."
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"Yes. I am big enough to admit"
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"that I am often inspired by myself."
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"Here are my clocks. Pawnee and Washington D.C."
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"Same time zone."
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"Oh, this is the coolest part ever."
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"I have my own private bathroom."
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"Occupied!"
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"Councilman Jamm."
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"What are you doing in my bathroom?"
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"I don't known if I would call it your bathroom."
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"Its only door is in my office."
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"I think it is crazy that the most junior city councilor"
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"gets a private bathroom just because she is a girl."
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"- Excuse me? - Let's solve this."
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"I'm going to drop my liquids in here,"
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"- Deal? - No. No deal."
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"Fine. Your loss."
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"How?"
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"Fun fact about me."
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"I may have mentioned that to you already."
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""You can't share too much or too often.""
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"for a little while. That's too much, Jerry."
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"When I lacked self-confidence, I called my running coach."
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"And now, no matter what emotion I'm feeling,"
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"I call one number... my therapist."
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"I want to do the same thing for the city."
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"A psychotherapist for the city."
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"No, Andy."
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"- No. - A 311 line."
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"Citizens will call 311 for whatever problem they have."
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"and we will direct them to the proper department."
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"I love this idea."
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"My therapist said that I need to be more vocal"
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"about appreciating myself."
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"Thank you, Chris."
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"You're welcome, Chris."
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"I'm going to go talk to my therapist."
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"Welcome to Pawnee Today."
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"I am first-rate newswoman Joan Callamezzo."
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"Pawnee's City Council approval rate is at a dismal 3%."
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"That's an all-time low. Yuck."
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"Leslie, the city council has done very little"
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"and what they have accomplished,"
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"in my opinion, has been embarrassing."
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"No, that's your opinion."
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"The city council has some political gridlock"
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"and some partisan bickering,"
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"but we're actually about to pass a bill..."
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"my bill..."
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"the Leslie Knope Fun In The Sun Act,"
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"which will extend public pool hours citywide."
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"Recently, the Captain of the Pawnee Porpoises swim team"
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"asked me if we could keep the public pools open longer"
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"so they could log more practice time,"
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"Because not only am I a city councilor."
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"we are saying to our citizens that this City Council"
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"is determined to better our town."
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"I have a question for you."
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"What is your greatest accomplishment?"
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"We came in fourth"
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"in the County swim meet last year."
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"Wrong, your greatest accomplishment"
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"is happening in two hours when this bill becomes law."
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"I'm doing a porpoise call, which we used to do"
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"when I was part of your group,"
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"but it seems like you don't do it any more"
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"and that's fine."
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"I'm not weird. Okay, everybody leave."
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"I'll see you at the city council meeting."
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"And writing Star Trek fan fiction does not count."
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"I... finished it last week. What's going on?"
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"Um, I miss Andy."
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"Pawnee's only a ten-hour drive. Road trip?"
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"on some work this weekend."
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"when you're on your deathbed, what are you going to remember?"
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"Organizing files or taking a spontaneous road trip"
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"to surprise Leslie?"
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"Yeah, you know what? All right, I'm in."
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"You know, we might be able to sneak out early."
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"You get snacks. I'll bring music."
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"You know what? This is awesome."
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"Actually, no. I don't want to go any more."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"Just kidding. See you in ten minutes."
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"Just kidding. We're not going."
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"Road trip!"
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"Yes!"
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"Oh, I'm excited to bond a little with April."
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"She's like the little sister I never had."
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"- 311. - Well, Diane, for potholes,"
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"you want to speak with Public Works."
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"I understand you've tried them four times."
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"Donna, can you help me?"
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"That sounds like an I.T. Problem."
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"311, how can I..."
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"Oh, hello again, Diane."
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"Nobody answered?"
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"Okay, you know what?"
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"Andrew, get your lunch, some water,"
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"Okay, boss. What are we doing?"
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"- We're fixing a pothole. - Hey!"
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"Pawnee 311. How can I help..."
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"Oh, no. No, this is not 911."
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"What do I do?"
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"It is heating up in this piece."
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"Oh, that sounds awful."
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"Yes, mercy me."
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"in the devil's butt crack."
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"Almost out of gas."
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