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Clips from Family Guy - Halloween on Spooner Street (S09E09)

"Oh, where are you off to, sweetie?"
Family Guy
"You gonna go see three movies in a row"
Family Guy
"so it seems like you're out doing something?"
Family Guy
"No, Mom. I'm going to my first big high school Halloween party."
Family Guy
"Oh, that's nice. What are you dressed as?"
Family Guy
"I'm a slutty cat."
Family Guy
"I'll be back late. Don't wait up."
Family Guy
"Quack, quack."
Family Guy
"Oh! My little ducky."
Family Guy
"You look so adorable."
Family Guy
"Oh, no, no. You see these holes?"
Family Guy
"I'm a vampire duck."
Family Guy
"But I'm a modern vampire duck who hangs around"
Family Guy
"with Anna Paquin and drives around in a black Mercedes."
Family Guy
"What is that?"
Family Guy
"It's True Blood."
Family Guy
"Yeah, no one knows what that is."
Family Guy
"Rich, gay people do."
Family Guy
"Brian, are you sure none of these are real monsters?"
Family Guy
"Stewie, it's gonna be fine."
Family Guy
"Look, here's our first house."
Family Guy
"There you go."
Family Guy
"A Cornish game hen for you, a Cornish game hen for you."
Family Guy
"Everybody gets a hen."
Family Guy
"Would you like some gravy?"
Family Guy
"Sure you'd like some gravy."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, Brian, you were right. Halloween is the best."
Family Guy
"Look how much candy I have."
Family Guy
"Oh, where should we go next?"
Family Guy
"Ooh, look, there's Mort's house."
Family Guy
"Oh, but I hope he doesn't have some gross Jewish candy,"
Family Guy
"like... like Rugelach or... or Hamentashen"
Family Guy
"or Hachahachahacha."
Family Guy
"Right, Brian? Brian?"
Family Guy
"Brian, where are you?"
Family Guy
"Hey, kid, nice costume."
Family Guy
"Really? Oh, my God, thank you so much."
Family Guy
"My mother bought it for me, and I was worried"
Family Guy
"it might be a tad banal, but if you big kids like it,"
Family Guy
"then it must be pretty cool."
Family Guy
"That's a nice bag of candy you've got."
Family Guy
"Oh, thank you."
Family Guy
"You know, it's actually a pillowcase."
Family Guy
"They're sort of thrifty around my house, you know."
Family Guy
"Well, now it's ours."
Family Guy
"You can have the apple and the raisins"
Family Guy
"and the cheese and crackers with the little red stick."
Family Guy
"I don't... I don't know how that's candy, but..."
Family Guy
"Hey, get back here!"
Family Guy
"Damn you, that's my candy!"
Family Guy
"Oh, how could this day get any worse?"
Family Guy
"Brian! Brian, help me! Brian!"
Family Guy
"Hey, there you are."
Family Guy
"Brian, where were you?"
Family Guy
"Well, that jerk dog from our patio door"
Family Guy
"somehow got inside a hubcap."
Family Guy
"I just wanted to alert the owner of the car."
Family Guy
"Wh... What is wrong with you?"
Family Guy
"And some larger children took my candy."
Family Guy
"All... All right, look, just calm down."
Family Guy
"It's still early. We'll get you more candy."
Family Guy
"Brian, this isn't working."
Family Guy
"What do you want me to do, Stewie? It's late."
Family Guy
"Everybody's stopped giving out candy."
Family Guy
"Well, then let's get my candy back, Brian."
Family Guy
"Let's track down the punks who stole it and make them pay."
Family Guy
"Look, Stewie, I don't think that..."
Family Guy
"Brian, please."
Family Guy
"This is my first Halloween, and... and it's ruined."
Family Guy
"All right, all right, fine."
Family Guy
"We'll look for them."
Family Guy
"Good, because so far,"
Family Guy
"Halloween's a bigger letdown than being a Mets fan."
Family Guy
"Opening day, and here's the first pitch."
Family Guy
"And the season's over."
Family Guy
"Ah, you were a good sport this year, Quagmire."
Family Guy
"Ah, well, you know, Peter, it's all in good fun, right?"
Family Guy
"You know, my grandfather used to have a saying..."
Family Guy
"Holy crap, you speak Ebonics?"
Family Guy
"No, no, Peter, it's Japanese."
Family Guy
"Wait, are they, are they the angry eye ones"
Family Guy
"or the tired eye ones?"
Family Guy
"Uh, I'm not sure I underst... Uh, the first one, I guess."
Family Guy
"I... I don't know."
Family Guy
"My grandfather on my mom's side was Japanese."
Family Guy
"Wait a minute, you're... You're part Japanese?"
Family Guy
"Sure am."
Family Guy
"My grandfather was a pilot"
Family Guy
"for the lmperial Air Force during World War Two."
Family Guy
"Flew a kamikaze mission in the Battle of Midway."
Family Guy
"He's part of the reason I became a pilot."
Family Guy
"Wow. How come I never met him?"
Family Guy
"He was a kamikaze pilot."
Family Guy
"Yeah, no, I heard you, he was a Karma Chameleon,"
Family Guy
"but how come I never met him?"
Family Guy
"Because he died, Peter."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, when? And how?"
Family Guy
"Hey, Joe, what are you doing?"
Family Guy
"I thought we were gonna go to The Clam and get wasted."
Family Guy
"Ugh, I can't. I'm on duty tonight."
Family Guy
"And Halloween's got to be"
Family Guy
"the worst night of the year to be a cop."
Family Guy
"All you do is drive around, confiscate beer from teenagers"
Family Guy
"and occasionally handcuff a drunk woman in a sexy costume."
Family Guy
"Aw, cool!"
Family Guy
"Hey, I got a great idea."
Family Guy
"How about we ride around with you"
Family Guy
"and steal beer from teenagers?"
Family Guy
"I don't know, you guys."
Family Guy
"This is my job, and I can't have you fooling around,"
Family Guy
"getting into trouble."
Family Guy
"Hey, when the hell do I get into trouble?"
Family Guy
"Well, didn't you get lost in the grocery store last week?"
Family Guy
"- Are you okay? - No!"
Family Guy
"I came in with my wife and now I can't find her!"
Family Guy
"Oh, I'm sure she's here somewhere."
Family Guy
"Come on, I'll help you find her."
Family Guy
"Okay."
Family Guy
"Will Lois Griffin please come to the courtesy booth."
Family Guy
"We have a little gift for you."
Family Guy
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