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Clips from Family Guy - Halloween on Spooner Street (S09E09)

"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy. ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ all the things that make us ♪"
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"Guys, guys, be careful!"
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"Gotcha!"
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"Trick-or-treaters?"
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"They dress up in costumes,"
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"How do you not know about trick-or-treating?"
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"This is my house!"
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"I got bit by a vampire."
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"Uh, well, no. But how about this?"
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"Thanks, duck boy."
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"Hey, that's my candy!"
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"I left a note on his windshield."
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"You abandoned me!"
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"I mean, really hideous."
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"All right, sir, sir, ma'am. I just need you to tell me"
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"He puts one of those cigars in his mouth and he turns into a different person!"
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"Domestic abuse is a very delicate matter."
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"- Go to hell! - Come here!"
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"Oh, quick, Quagmire, give me your iPod."
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"I swear to God!"
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"You keep him away from me!"
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"Got 'em."
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"Hey, hey, what are you doing?"
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"and here's how it's gonna go down:"
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"Yeah, dressed like."
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"Oh.... my... God."
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"Meg?"
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"Some bitch! Who cares?!"
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"Oh. We did so much!"
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"Wow, I always thought the Japanese flew flying saucers."
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"Guys, guys, guys,"
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"All right, here."
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"- What?! What?! - Payback."
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"Yeah, I kind of went rogue with that one."
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"♪ is violence in movies and sex on TV. ♪"
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"♪ on which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ laugh and cry. ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"Trick or treat?!"
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"Chris, what in God's name are you doing?"
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"Y... You can't go out dressed like that."
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"Why not? I'm Bill Cosby."
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"Okay, but, I mean, y... You can't go out like that."
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"Well, come on, Mom, don't I look like him?"
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"Well, yes, but, Chris, you can't just walk around in blackface."
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"It's racist."
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"Now, go upstairs and put on"
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"that Indian chief costume I bought you."
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"Aw, I don't want to!"
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"Peter, what's with all the eggs?"
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"Oh, well, every Halloween, me, Joe and Quagmire"
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"do this thing where one of us is it,"
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"and then the other two of us"
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"nail the crap out of him with awesome pranks."
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"Well, who's it this year?"
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"Damn it."
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"This isn't my box!"
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"Oh, yeah, sure. Then whose is it?"
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"It's mine."
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"I'm Dick Pump, and I'd appreciate it"
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"if you hooligans didn't get your eggs all over my parcel."
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"Sorry. I keep getting your mail, Dick."
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"Hey, what's in there, anyway?"
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"Embarrassing stuff."
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"Wow, that was terrific, Jessica."
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"It was good for me, too."
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"Got you again, Quagmire."
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"You said you were that waitress from Friendly's!"
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"- I lied. - You jerk!"
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"I didn't feel anything."
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"But you did!"
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"Happy Halloween, (bleep)."
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"Hey, take it easy, Quagmire."
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"Nobody wants to hurt you."
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"Right, Joe?"
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"Ha! Hepatitis-C!"
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"Joke's on you. I already got it."
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"Meningitis!"
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"I'm a carrier."
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"Gonorrhea!"
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"Patient Zero."
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"You're gonna have to do better than that."
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"I don't know, Joe. That's it."
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"We're out of known diseases."
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"Unless..."
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"All right, what this is has no name, so you can't have it."
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"We got him."
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"Halloween is fun."
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"What was that?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"I knew this day would come."
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"Rupert, we're under attack by monsters!"
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"Dear God!"
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"Oh, but wait, there's Superman."
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"He'll save us."
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"Superman! Superman!"
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"Wait, wait. Where are you going?!"
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"Ah, to hell with him."
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"We'll have to deal with these marauders ourselves."
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"Rupert, man your station."
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"All right, you undead bastards, time to send you back to hell!"
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"Hey, Stewie, you all set to go trick-or-treating?"
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"Whoa, what the hell are you doing?!"
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"We're under attack, Brian!"
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"By zombies and vampires and a Mexican princess!"
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"Stewie, those aren't monsters, they're kids."
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"They're trick-or-treaters."
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"and they go around asking for candy."
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"Well, how do you not know that your reflection"
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"in the patio door isn't another dog?"
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"Hey! That guy is a dick."
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"Hey, get out of here!"
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"Oh, my God, Brian. What happened?"
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"Who did this to you?"
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"Did you do this?! You son of a bitch!"
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"Okay, see you later, Mom."
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