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Clips from Family Guy - Halloween on Spooner Street (S09E09)

"I'm Lois... Oh, for God's sakes, Peter."
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"Yay, Lois!"
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"This is so cool."
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"Our first high school Halloween party."
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"Do you think we'll get to make out?"
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"These things always end up in make out sessions."
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"Hey, you know what, you guys?"
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"My cousin went to a Halloween party"
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"and made out with a guy, and she's hideous."
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"How'd your cousin do it?"
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"She wore a mask. Don't you get it?"
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"If we wear our masks and we don't take them off"
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"for the whole party, the boys won't know who we are,"
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"and we'll have a better chance of hooking up."
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"Good idea!"
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"We are so gonna hook up!"
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"I think we look hot."
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"Totally hot."
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"Ugly bitches!"
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"Moo!"
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"So what's the story, Quagmire?"
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"Do you observe any particular Japanese customs?"
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"Oh, yeah, I'm very in touch with my Asian roots."
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"You notice I take my shoes off whenever I enter my house."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I do five hours of math homework every night"
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"even though I'm no longer in school."
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"Ah."
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"Sometimes I drink out of a wooden box."
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"- Ooh. - Ah, very Asian."
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"I was a very cute baby and now I'm a joyless adult."
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"- Ah. - They are unhappy."
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"All units, we've got a domestic disturbance at Fifth and Maple."
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"This is Officer Swanson responding, I'm on my way."
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"All right you guys, these domestic dispute situations"
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"can get pretty dicey, so I need you to stay in the car, okay?"
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"No joking around."
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"clearly and calmly, what happened."
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"One at a time, please."
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"This whore gets her stubby little fingers into my wallet! That's larceny!"
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"No freakin' way."
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"Guys, I told you to wait in the car."
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"Joe, this isn't domestic abuse, this is hilarious."
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"And another thing..."
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"I'm tired of massaging your foot knuckles!"
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"You call that a massage, with your baby carrot fingers?!"
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"Get over here!"
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"You little...!"
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"Get over here!"
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"I'm gonna jump over you and I'm gonna...!"
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"Come back here!"
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"All right, that's enough, you two."
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"This is serious. Stop it."
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"Aw, they got tuckered out."
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"Of course they did, they ran like two miles for them."
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"Okay, there they are, Brian."
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"And they've still got my candy."
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"You distract them, and I'll run up from behind and grab it."
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"Stewie, don't be ridiculous."
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"They're kids, and I'm an adult."
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"I'll just go over there and calmly ask them to give back the candy."
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"Hi, fellas."
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"Hey, look, it's Snoopy."
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"Hey, Snoopy, where's Woodstock?"
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"Ah, that... That's a good one."
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"Uh, listen, my friend, Stewie, he's just a baby,"
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"and you guys took his candy earlier."
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"What do you say you just give it back,"
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"and we all forget this ever happened?"
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"Sure, why not?"
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"Your friend's candy is right around the corner."
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"All right. Terrific."
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"Hey, let me go! No! No!"
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"Oh my God, you look so cute."
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"What is that, spray paint?"
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"Yeah. Those little punks want a war."
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"And now they've got one."
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"Hey, here's someone who might understand how you feel."
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"Hey, how you doing. First day being pink?"
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"Yeah."
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"Welcome to hell."
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"All right, Brian, we're getting my candy back,"
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"First, we track down those teenage hoodlums and kill them all."
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"Yeah, okay, fine, let's kill 'em."
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"Wha... Really? No way."
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"No, I was only half serious. We can't do that."
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"Oh, my God... Pink Brian is crazy Brian."
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"Oh, man."
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"I know, I know we can't."
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"I just feel bad they stole your candy."
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"Well, now I know how Peter feels when Mort steals his paper."
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"Come on, that's right, you bastard."
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"Stop right there!"
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"Give me the paper!"
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"No! No! Don't hurt me, you bastard."
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"Mort, give me the paper."
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"No, I'm reading it in here."
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"You can have the real estate section."
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"It's for schmucks, anyway."
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"Okay, your turn to spin the bottle,"
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"guy dressed like Bill Clinton."
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"All right, let's go make some Whitewater."
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"Okay, Slutty Cat, you're up next."
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"Oh my God, this is totally working."
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"Nobody knows who we are."
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"All right. Slutty Cat and Optimus Prime."
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"Into the closet."
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"Oh, my God, you're gonna hook up."
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"With a boy."
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"I know. I can't believe it."
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"Oh, I feel as pretty as Scarlett Johansson."
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"Scarlett! Scarlett Johansson!"
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"Scarlett Johansson! Scarlett! Scarlett Johansson!"
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"Scarlett! Scarlett!"
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"Whoops."
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"Come on, you guys."
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"It's been well over seven minutes."
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"Let's go."
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"Other people want to use the closet."
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"You guys..."
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