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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Bus Pants Utilization (S04E04)

"Oh, FYI, my mother's birthday is coming up."
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"I'm going to need you to pick up a present."
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"Okay, we need to stop for a minute."
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"We can talk during break. We have one coming up at midnight."
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"- And we'll need snacks. - Sheldon, you're not in charge."
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"- It's my idea. I'm in charge. - Oh, of course, you are."
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"Look at the organizational chart. You're clearly listed as founder."
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"Yes, and you're listed as chief executive officer..."
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"...chief financial officer and chief operating officer."
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"You missed chief science officer, chairman of the board and..."
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"...head of the Secret Santa committee. - Okay."
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"I am in charge of this project."
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"All right. I'm not going to argue with you."
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"Sheldon Cooper is nothing if not a team player."
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"Dr. Hofstadter, you have the con."
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"Thank you. I thought we might start..."
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"...by talking about the user interface. - Dear Lord, we're doomed."
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"So this button here will allow you to scan a new equation..."
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"...but over here, you can press this..."
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"...and just substitute new values for the coefficients."
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"- What? - This diagram."
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"Well, I assume you were opening with a joke."
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"It certainly buoyed up this employee's esprit de corps."
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"It's not a joke. It's the real design."
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"In that case, may I offer 27 little tweaks to make it slightly less embarrassing?"
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"Sheldon, I think this will work. Let's just try it my way."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I assumed that you wanted..."
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"...candid truth-telling from your employees."
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"But I realize now, you want the mindless nattering..."
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"...of complacent yes-men."
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"- Are you done? - Lf you say so, boss."
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"Right now, this button-press event is triggering a dummy procedure call."
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"How about this for the app name?"
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"The Surprisingly Helpful Equation-Linked Differential..."
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"So it spells "Sheldon.""
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"- We're not doing names now. Howard? - Like I was saying..."
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"If we're not going to give it a name..."
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"...can we at least give it a secret code designation?"
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"- No. - Hear me out."
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"The atomic bomb was the Manhattan Project..."
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"...Windows 95 was originally Project Chicago."
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"For our app, I would humbly suggest Project Nodlehs."
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"That's just Sheldon backwards."
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"Another happy accident."
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"We're not wasting time with names right now."
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"I see."
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"- Is that decision open for discussion? - No."
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"Is the decision to not discuss..."
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"...open for discussion? - No."
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"...it's a dummy procedure, but eventually, it will drop us..."
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"- Sheldon, stop it. - When in the course of human events..."
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"...it becomes necessary to dissolve the bonds..."
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"Let's get to the vote. Show of hands..."
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"...all opposed to Leonard and his reign of tyranny:"
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"- Okay, that's it, you're fired. - Really?"
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"Why?"
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"Because you're impossible to work with."
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"I see."
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"And is that open for discussion?"
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"- What are you doing? - Oh, good morning, shoemaker."
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"But I fired you."
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"Oh, I know. I'm now an independent contractor."
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"No, you are now nothing."
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"But I made it better."
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"I don't want it better. I want it my way."
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"Well, that speaks volumes, doesn't it?"
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"All right, I suppose I'll go put on my bus pants."
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"- What the hell are bus pants? - They are pants one wears..."
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"...over regular pants when one sits on bus seats..."
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"...that other people have previously sat on."
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"But, perhaps, from your lofty heights atop the corporate ladder..."
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"...you've lost touch with the struggles of the common man."
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"Look, I'm still happy to drive you to work."
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"Nothing's changed in that regard. We're still roommates, still friends."
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"Except you identified me, your best friend..."
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"...as a gangrenous limb..."
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"...that needed to be severed from the organism and tossed."
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"You know what? Go put on your bus pants."
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"Mm, last night, I had a dream we got so rich from the app..."
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"...you and I bought matching side-by-side mansions."
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"But there was a secret tunnel..."
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"...connecting your front yard to my back yard."
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"What do you think that means?"
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"It means after we play handball, I'm showering at home."
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"Oh, good morning, friend Howard, friend Raj."
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"Perhaps, they would taste better out of these."
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"- "World's Greatest Astrophysicist"? - Don't thank me, you earned it."
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"...but I just couldn't press enter. Now down to business."
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"What would it take for you to abandon Leonard..."
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"...and join me in a rival company?"
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"Unless, of course, mugs are sufficient."
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"- We're not quitting on Leonard. - I understand. Your loyalty is admirable."
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"But what if I were to up the ante?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Monogrammed key chains with a built-in laser pointer."
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"No?"
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"How about can cozies emblazoned with our university mascot?"
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"I'll be back."
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"Okay, let's try this one."
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"Spherical Hankel function."
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"Hold on."
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"We agreed when it was "eureka" time, we were all gonna say it together."
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"- Fine, let's say it together. - No, the moment has passed."
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"Greetings, gentlemen."
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"How goes your little project?"
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"You mean Project Lenwoloppali?"
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"A combination of all your names. Very clever."
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"I assume "Koothranardowitz" was taken."
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"We're scanning equations and getting good results."
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"I wouldn't wanna impede your progress."
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"Howard, did you solve the install time problem?"
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"No, it's tricky. I'm gonna try having it pick up the libraries..."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Playing the theremin."
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"I've loved the theremin from the moment I heard original Star Trek theme."
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"And it's been killing me that it just sits in my closet gathering dust."
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"- Sheldon, we're working here. - That's all right."
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"I can barely hear you over my theremin."
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"Well, that was a little uncalled for."
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"No, that was completely called for. We need quiet."
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