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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Bus Pants Utilization (S04E04)

"Good choice."
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"What do you mean what does it look like? It looks like an envelope!"
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"Sure, we can exchange it for a salad spinner. Goodbye."
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"I think we could write a little app that would use handwriting recognition..."
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"What about you? I can't promise anything..."
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"You know, if I made more money, I could take time off..."
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"...and you show them fish."
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"The stars at night are big and bright"
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"- Okay, stop, stop. - Of Texas"
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"Her ridiculous dream of becoming an actress..."
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"But she has no prospects, no marketable skills."
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"...and their friend Howard."
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"...as to why this woman hangs out with us all the time."
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"- I don't need to listen to this. - There's your answer, free food."
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"Hey, why am I listed as your executive assistant?"
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"...Optimized Numerator."
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"Does it? A happy accident."
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"...now, it's a dummy procedure. Eventually, it will drop us in..."
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"Again, right now..."
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"I call for a vote of no confidence and a change in leadership."
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"I think you'll be pleased with what the elves were up to last night."
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"You have no connection to this project whatsoever."
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"The desperate act of a little man with a big Napoleon complex."
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"I see you gentlemen are enjoying beverages."
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""Howard Wolowitz.""
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"Why not "World's Greatest Engineer"?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, I typed that into the label maker..."
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"In which case, welcome aboard."
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"- That's it! - Yes! Eureka!"
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"Oh, well, then by all means, carry on."
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"No, I mean, what are you doing with a theremin?"
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"Playing it."
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"Leonard kicked me out of my own apartment."
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"Aw."
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"With you?"
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"When you see someone wearing shoes you like..."
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"The simple-mindedness of your idea..."
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"Nobody knows"
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"Sheldon, I'm gonna make some cocoa. Do you want some?"
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"Hi, I'm sorry to bother you guys..."
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"I'll tell you one thing..."
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"Well, we sure saw that coming."
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"No, no, no. You know, they have suffered enough."
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"...you're gonna have to offer him a face-saving way out of this."
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"Oh, no. Mrs. Mary Cooper didn't raise her no liars."
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"You have taken the most important step on the road to success:"
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"Okay. These are Steve Maddens."
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"Ma, Ma, calm down. Listen to me. I know it says click with the mouse..."
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"...but on a laptop, the trackpad is the mouse."
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"Now, put your finger on it. No, doesn't matter which finger."
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"Yeah, now move it down to your e-mail icon."
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"Yeah, the little envelope."
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"Fine, you don't like the computer, don't use it."
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"Yeah, I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology..."
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"...should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of one or two..."
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"...it might give the others incentive to try harder."
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"I had a great idea. You know how we're always having..."
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"...like when you do Fourier analysis or using the Schrodinger equation?"
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"Howard doesn't. He's only an engineer."
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"...then run it through a symbolic evaluation engine."
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"You just use your smartphone, take a picture of the equation, and bam!"
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"You know what's a great app? The one that makes fart noises."
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"You know, Leonard, that's actually a valid idea. Very good."
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"Can you say that and not make it sound like I'm a cat..."
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"...who learned how to use the toilet?"
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"No. The two achievements are equally surprising..."
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"...and equally admirable."
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"Though if pressed, I'd have to give a slight edge to the cat."
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"I'll save you the pain and nervousness of waiting for the answer."
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"Ha, ha. Yay for me."
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"...but people do make money off stuff like this."
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"A few extra bucks would be nice."
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"- Could move out of my mother's house. - Where would you go?"
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"I always dreamed about building a little place of my own over the garage."
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"...and give pretty girls submarine rides."
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"What's that, some weird sex thing?"
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"No. You take girls underwater in your private submarine..."
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"Why does everything have to be dirty with you?"
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"I think we could work on this at night and maybe in a couple of weeks..."
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"...we'll have ourselves an app to sell. - Sounds like we're in business."
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"Was that the best 99 cents I ever spent or what?"
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"I checked the App Store."
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"No one is doing handwriting recognition differential equation solving."
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"Oh, dear Lord, shush."
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"- What? - You have so few good ideas, Leonard."
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"And you're just gonna spill the beans in front of an outsider?"
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"Who, me?"
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"Sheldon, I don't think Penny cares about handwriting-recognition based..."
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"Deep in the heart of Texas"
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"- She's not going to steal our idea. - What idea?"
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"- We're gonna write... - The Prairie sky"
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"Is wide and high"
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"Deep in the heart..."
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"Whatever your secret is, I'm sure it's boring. So I'm not interested."
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"Well, it's not boring at all. You see, in higher-order mathematics..."
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"...there are certain sets of equations... - Bored."
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"- Satisfied? - Hardly."
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"Consider this unlikely but very plausible scenario."
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"A young woman alone in the big city."
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"...lies shattered about her."
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"- Hey, wait a minute. - Hang on, let's see where he's going."
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"Then it hits her, how is she going to survive?"
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"And then one day, she meets a group of geniuses..."
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"- Hey, l... - Hang on, let's see where he's going."
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"She befriends them, and then lies in wait until they reveal a marketable idea..."
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"...which she steals and sells to the highest bidder."
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"That is ridiculous."
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"Is it? Let's see you come up with an explanation..."
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"I've already mooched dinner off you guys."
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"All right, I've taken the liberty of drafting these workflow charts..."
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"...which outline our duties and the path we will follow..."
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"...as we develop our groundbreaking new app."
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"Hey. Why am I in charge of phone support?"
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"Seems a bit racist."
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"A customer service representative with an Indian accent..."
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"...will create the impression we're a vast enterprise..."
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"...that uses overseas call centers."
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"Oh, very clever. But still racist."
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"Duly noted, Steve from Wichita."
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"Because the word secretary has fallen into disrepute."
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