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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Bus Pants Utilization (S04E04)

"So your project is more important than mine?"
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"Well, seeing as your project is to sabotage my project, yes."
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"Don't beat around the bush, Leonard."
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"If you don't want me here, just say the word and I'll leave."
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"Could have beaten around the bush a little."
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"Nobody knows"
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"The trouble I've seen"
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"Nobody knows my sorrow Oh"
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"What you doing, trying to contact your home planet?"
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"I'm practicing my theremin."
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"Oh."
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"Nobody knows"
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"Glory hallelujah"
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"Something got you down there, Sheldon?"
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"- And his app team. - Oh, honey, I'm sorry."
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"He wouldn't drive me to work today. I had to wear my bus pants."
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"- Is that so? - Yes, and they're still sticky."
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"Probably gonna have to throw them away."
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"Hey, you don't need Leonard and his app."
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"You can make one with me."
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"- Seriously, I have a great idea for one. - Is it better than your idea..."
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"...to move to Los Angeles and become a famous actress?"
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"...you snap a picture and the app goes on the Internet..."
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"...to find out where you can buy them. - That's your app idea?"
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"- You don't like it? - I didn't say that. But no, I don't."
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"- Why not? - Oh, Penny, where do I begin?"
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"...is exceeded only by its crass consumerism and banality."
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"And Leonard didn't wanna work with you, imagine that."
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"The trouble I've seen"
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"- Do you make it with milk or water? - Milk."
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"- Real cocoa? - That's what it says on the packet."
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"- You have little those marshmallows? - No, sorry."
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"- Well, I suppose it's appropriate. - What does that mean?"
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"A disappointing drink for a disappointing day."
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"...have already signed up for our private beta."
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"I tell you, the Lenwoloppali Differential Equation Scanner meets a real need."
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"We've got a hit."
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"Ha, ha, what do you think we should sell it for?"
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"Based on the fact that our potential market..."
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"...is about 70 or 80 guys, and you want a submarine..."
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"...l'd say about a million dollars a pop."
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"What if we put out a light version for half a million?"
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"...but you've gotta come take Sheldon back."
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"- What's he doing in your apartment? - He was moping in the lobby..."
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"...so I invited him over. I regret it."
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"Why do you regret...? Never mind, stupid question."
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"Can't you just let him play until bedtime?"
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"We're not playing. This is real work."
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"We're gonna be hundredaires."
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"Okay, what if I got him to apologize and promise to behave?"
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"Then I guess we would let him back on the app team."
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"While we're doing that, you could take an aerial tour of L.A. On your flying pig."
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"Okay, wait right here."
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"...if I get rich, that's the kind of girl I wanna take on a submarine ride."
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"And yes, that time I meant it to be dirty."
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"Really?"
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"Leonard wants me back?"
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"Oh, yes. He says they are lost without you."
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"- That's right. - You know what I'm going to do?"
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"You know, everybody's suffered enough."
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"The thing is..."
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"- How? - Say you're sorry."
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"Okay. Um, how about this? You know how you're always trying to learn..."
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"...about sarcasm?"
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"- No. - No?"
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"I was being sarcastic."
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"Oh, good for you."
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"All you have to do is say you're sorry to Leonard..."
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"...but say it sarcastically."
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"Of course."
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"He will hear it as an attempt to mend fences..."
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"...as opposed to the withering condemnation you and I know it to be."
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"Yeah, that was my plan. All right. Come on. Let's go."
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"By the way, thank you for the delicious cocoa."
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"- Oh, you're welcome. - Oh, I'm getting good at this."
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"Okay, now that you're back on the team let's get you caught up."
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"Before you begin, let me say again how deeply sorry I am..."
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"...for my earlier behavior..."
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"...and how much I respect and admire your leadership."
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"Thank you."
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"So as you can see..."
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"...not only can you store your favorite equations..."
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"...but you can forward them to your friends..."
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"...or post them on Facebook right from the app."
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"- Well, I must say, I am impressed. - Thanks."
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"- You all have put in a lot of hard work. - We have."
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"Learning what not to do. Now, let's start fresh."
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"Howard, we're going to need some tea."
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"Okay, these are Uggs."
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"These are Crocs."
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"- These are knockoff Manolo Blahniks. - Bored."
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"You said it yourself, we have to create a database..."
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"...before you can write an algo-thingy."
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"Algorithm. You see, Penny, Alan Turing defines an algorithm..."
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"Bored."
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"These are Nine West."
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"These are Target. Oh, but don't they look like Chanel?"
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"- These are Michael Kors. - Nobody knows"
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"- The trouble I've seen - These are Roxy."
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"- Nobody knows - These are Seychelles."
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"- My sorrow Oh, these are Betsy Johnson."
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"That's a Hanukkah present you're regretting, huh?"
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"I agree to be part of your project. Congratulations."
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"Ooh, Leonard's going all alpha nerd on Sheldon's ass."
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"Ha, ha. Good one, boss."
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"...that tie three scientists... - Enough, Sheldon."
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"Go Beavers."
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"The trouble I've seen"
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"Look. Twenty people from the university..."
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"I am going to sit here and just let them stew."
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"Get the word of mouth going."
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"- I think we should capture this moment. - Yeah, let's do it."
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"I know, it's baffling."
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"...to stop and solve differential equations..."
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"They're so cute."
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