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Clips from Friends - The One with the Boobies (S01E01)

"Why do they have to become people? Why do they have?"
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"Why..."
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"...can't you stop staring at my breasts?"
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"What?"
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"We're all adults here. There's only one way to resolve this."
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"Since you saw her boobies you have to show her your pee-pee."
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"- It's Phoebe. - And Rog!"
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"Oh, good! Rog is here."
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"So he was a little analytical. That's what he does."
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"You're wrong! Why would I marry her..."
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"...if I thought that she was a lesbian?"
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"I don't know. Maybe you wanted your marriage to fail."
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"Why? Why would I? Why?"
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"Maybe to compensate for overshadowing a sibling. Maybe"
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"Wait! Go back to that "sibling" thing."
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"Well, I don't know."
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"...so the sibling would feel like less of a failure."
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"That's ridiculous! I don't feel guilty for her failures."
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"- You think I'm a failure? - Isn't he good?"
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"Yeah. No, that's not what I was saying."
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"I thought you were on my side."
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"But maybe you sucked up to them so they'd favor you."
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"It wasn't just the Weebles, but the Weeble Play Palace..."
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"...with this lifeboat for the Weebles to wobble in."
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"And Mom just gave them all away."
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"That's tough, tough stuff."
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"- Thanks for everything, Mon. - No problem."
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"Listen, it was great seeing you again."
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"Mon, easy on those cookies, okay?"
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"Remember, they're just food, they're not love."
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"I hate that guy!"
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"Hey, can we help you?"
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"No, thanks. I'm just waiting for Joey Tribbiani."
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"I'm Joey Tribbiani."
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"Oh, no, not you. Big Joey. Oh, my God!"
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"You're so much cuter than your pictures."
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"Most people, when their pets pass on..."
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"...want them like they're sleeping."
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"Occasionally you get a person who wants them in a pose."
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"Like chasing their tail."
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"Or jumping to catch a Frisbee."
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"Hey, Dad. Ronni's here."
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"- Hi. - Hey."
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"Oh, you left your hair at my place."
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"I thought you'd need it tomorrow."
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"So, who's up for a big game of Kerplunk?"
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"- I don't want you taking that thing. - Where do I stay? Here?"
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"We'll go to a hotel."
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"We'll go to a hotel."
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"- No, you won't. - No, we won't."
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"If you go to a hotel, you'll be doing stuff."
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"As long as you are under my roof..."
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"...you're gonna live by my rules."
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"That means no sleeping with your girlfriend."
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"And Chandler will be?"
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"Out here with me, bunking up."
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"Oh, bunking up. If you smell s'mores, don't be alarmed."
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"Thanks. You're a good kid."
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"I'll show you to my room."
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"This is just for tonight. Tomorrow you gotta change."
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"Change?"
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"- Break up with Ronni - I can't!"
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"Then come clean with Ma! This is not right!"
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"I don't wanna hear it! Now go to my room!"
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"Hey, kickie!"
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"- What are you doing? - Getting comfortable."
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"I was thinking about how I'm always seeing girls on top of girls...."
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"You know, how I date all these women."
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"...I'll be able to go the distance."
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"Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking"
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"You're not him, you're you."
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"- No. - No."
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"You chose the out-of-work-actor business."
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"That wasn't easy, but you did it."
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"I believe when the right woman comes along..."
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"- You really think so? - Yeah, I really do."
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"- Thanks, Chandler. - Get off!"
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"- Hi. - Hi. May I help you?"
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"Joey said I could use your shower since Chandler's in ours."
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"Okay. Who are you?"
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"The mistress?"
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"I'm Rachel. Bathroom's there."
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"Ronni, how long has Chandler been in the shower?"
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"Perfect."
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"Fasten your seat belts, it's pee-pee time."
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"- Hey, Mr. Trib. - Hey, good morning, dear."
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"Chandler Bing, it's time to see your thing."
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"- What's with you? - I thought it was Chandler!"
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"You were supposed to be in there so I'd see your thing!"
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"Sorry, my thing was in there with me."
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"- How's it going? - Good."
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"Roger's having a dinner thing. He wanted me to invite you guys."
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"- So, what's going on? - Nothing."
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"It's just...."
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"It's Roger, you know?"
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"There's something about"
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"- We're sorry, Pheebs. - Okay."
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"Don't you think it's just that he's so perceptive..."
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"...it freaked you out?"
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"No, we hate him!"
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"- Ma! What are you doing here? - I came to give you this and this!"
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"Big ring!"
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"...about making things right?"
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"Things were fine this way!"
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"There's chicken in there. Put it away."
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"For God's sake, Joey! Really."
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"- Hold on. You knew? - Of course I knew. What do you think?"
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"Your father is no James Bond."
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"You should've heard his stories."
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""I'm sleeping over at my accountant's.""
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"- What is that? Please! - So then, how could you?"
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"Do you remember how your father used to be?"
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"Now he's happy. I mean, it's nice. He has a hobby."
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"And something else:"
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"Ever since that poodle-stuffer came along..."
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"...he's so ashamed of himself that he's been more attentive."
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"He's been more loving. It's like every day is our anniversary."
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"- I'm happy for you? - Well, don't be!"
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"Now everything's screwed up."
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"I just want it the way it was."
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