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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Leslie vs April (S05E05)

"Who here thinks parks are stupid?"
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"Let the record show that everyone is raising their hands."
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"I happen to know for a fact that Pawnee's favorite"
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"fast food restaurant, Paunch Burger, needs a new location."
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"for debate, I move we sell it to Paunch Burger"
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"You don't even have to be Asian to do math that simple."
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"You told me you wanted a dog park."
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"Uh, psych."
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"That's not fair. You lied to me."
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"You just got jammed."
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"Well, it takes a snake to know a snake."
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"- So now I'm a snake? - Yes."
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"You deceived me for two straight days,"
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"and you eat mice."
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"You're a mouse eater. Mouse eater."
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"- Mouse eater. - Enough!"
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"You are friends and coworkers."
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"In this office, we treat each other with respect."
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"- Get out, Jerry. - This is private!"
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"We are not leaving here until you two figure this out."
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"Ron, guard the door."
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"Yes, sir."
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"I dated an ultimate fighter."
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"maybe bug a few phones?"
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"a dummy computer for them to steal,"
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"fill it with explosives first,"
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"Yeah, we're not doing any of that."
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"Andy, I love your enthusiasm, but we don't really have"
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"You're just gonna fill out this stupid report"
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"As a future cop, you have to understand,"
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"I cannot let this guy go."
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"Look, man, this is what most police work is."
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"Just writing stuff down."
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"It's not superhero time."
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"maybe you ought to do something else."
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"Maybe we should find the person"
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"Hey, man."
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"Yeah, but it was just a management position"
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"at Urban Outfitters."
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"I turned it down."
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"Maybe I should take a cue from you"
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"and stick with my boring day job."
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"Well, my accounting job isn't boring."
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"there would be a show on A&E about it."
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"They have a show about storage unit auctions."
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"Fair point."
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"Look, if you're passionate about this,"
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"Also can you tell me what time"
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"9:30."
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"All right, I'm gonna have to force this."
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"that you haven't been the greatest role model."
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"I don't care. Orin's my role model."
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"April, maybe you want to admit"
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"that you've been a little selfish"
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"Look, all I ever wanted was for you to show the enthusiasm"
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"you showed for your dog park, and, when you did,"
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"I blew it."
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"I'm sorry that I outsmarted you at every turn."
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"- April. - And I know I have a lot"
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"to learn from you, and I'm sorry"
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"A lot of love in this room."
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"- I love you very much. - I love you too."
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"I don't want to do this in front of her."
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"- Okay. - Okay, Ann,"
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"Neither of you want Jamm to win, nor do I,"
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"because I hate Paunch Burger,"
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"like, every night, and that is no good."
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"So I say we stop playing dirty with each other,"
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"and we start playing dirty with Jamm."
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"- Yes. We'll have triple-sex with him."
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"but it's not illegal, technically,"
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"but it is a dick move."
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"I love it."
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"Status update:"
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"My new suspect--the dude who runs carpet emporium."
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"to finding this criminal,"
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"I think you might want to take into account"
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"what the policeman said."
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"I mean, gosh,"
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"why become a cop at all?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"When I get bummed out, I take my shirt off"
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"You know what, maybe I should bail"
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"for the weekends."
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"You want to do that?"
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"Look at it as a way to feel out"
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"whether you want to be a police officer."
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"But, keep in mind, if you take this job,"
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"you must keep your clothes on at all times,"
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"even if you get sad."
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"- That a boy. - I'll do it. I promise."
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"Incorrect."
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"The dogs are here because there's no dog park"
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"because there's no human park in your area."
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"My front lawn?"
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"and they're gonna keep using it"
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"He is dry-humping my garden gnome."
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"- Stupid beast. - Councilman Jamm, we just need"
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"a little bit more time to design our park."
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"And, if you plow through and ignore us,"
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"Yeah, sic the police on a bunch of kids and puppies."
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"- That's a great photo op. - Fine."
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"Gentleman's agreement."
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"In 90 days, we'll put our plans to a vote."
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"- Winner take all. - Deal."
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"Great, now call off the actual dogs."
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"I want these kids off my lawn."
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"I want that hula hoop off my 'Vette."
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"Right now. Hey, Jamm."
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"You just got knoped. And ludgated."
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"- And perkinsed. - Ha-ha."
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"Nice try. It didn't work."
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"You just got jammed."
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"Okay, so let's get to work."
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"Wait, wait, wait, do you never just take a second"
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"to enjoy things?"
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"we offered you a job,"
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"Thank you. Me too."
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"As you can see through the window,"
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"you have a great view of the billing department."
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