Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Leslie vs April (S05E05)

"I win, we move in there."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"You can be the first gentleman."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"I kind of got you an engagement present."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Ben Wyatt from congressman Murray's office."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"but there's no way that I could take over"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"you could do that job or any other, but--"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Well, the reason you're here is I'm told"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"and I just want to say congratulations"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"- Well, you're very nice. - Okay. Thank you."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"You don't let anything happen to him, you understand me?"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Yeah, it's actually the same accounting firm I almost joined"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"last year, and they gave me a great package--"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Three weeks of vacation, matching 401(K),"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"So just call me Bond,"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Yeah, that joke killed at the accounting firm."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"He's Looks. I got it."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"This is actually a crazy coincidence."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Right. Pass."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"It's a real idea."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"so their parents don't want to buy 'em nice things."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Pawnee only has two dog parks--"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"- Stop. - I am so proud of you."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"all the strong female role models in your life."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"I mean, I am so proud of her,"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"about how you present yourself."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"And you can go and feed him from your own hand."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"You should not be friends with him."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"the one behind Ann's house."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"but I got dibs."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"is we're gonna take your enthusiasm,"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"and we're gonna find a new place for a dog park."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"is investigating a crime."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Ha-ha, you don't know it, but you just gave yourself away."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Gotta say, I'm impressed."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"on our hands."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"You know, I think any of the four previous locations"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"would work, but there's something about this place."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"And it's zone 14B, industrial waste clean-up site."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"I mean, look, there's already a dog here."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"when I was a kid."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"And I'm definitely bringing it up"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"I will do anything to keep you from doing that."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"- No. - Shave your head."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Well, I tried to be reasonable."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"I have created a monster."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"What do I do, Joe?"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"look into my eyes, take a deep breath,"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"I don't have time for a history lesson."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Look, I am trying to remove parking meters,"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"He's smart, and he's beautiful,"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"and I think of him in many ways as a daughter,"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"and his name's Ricky."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"when I was becoming too me-ish?"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"about different kinds of Indiana topsoil."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Everybody has something they're passionate about."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Howdy, neighbors."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"I like the statement it's making"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Oh, my escargot delivery service, Snail Mail."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"I mean, you've already made history"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"as the world's most beautiful CEO."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"The Sweetums molasses storage vat exploded,"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"resulting in a slow-moving ecological disaster."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"A lot of homes were very gradually flooded."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"but the work you did on Leslie's campaign was amazing."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"- Yeah. - Cool. Cool."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"look at me,"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"or else it's considered entrapment."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"- No. - Okay."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"You know, I think Pawnee needs an amazing arts program."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"I'm not stupid."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"- You hate this show. - I love this show."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"to check out my molars."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Our dispute aside, you should be careful with Jamm."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"He's a snake, I'm telling you."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Tom would make a great profile for your show."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Not to mention in the last month alone"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Yes. We're launching"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Oh, well, thank you,"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"but I'm a little shaky on live TV."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"What is happening?"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"You stole my computer so that I could practice"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"for my police exam."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"You're as guilty as you are sexy."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"from the offices on the other side"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"of the courtyard."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Next order of business:"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"a motion to construct a dog park"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Thank you, Councilman Jamm."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Your help and general non-awfulness"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Boo. Boo."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"so I'm sorry, Ms. Ludgate,"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"I hate when he says that."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"I told you that Jamm was a snake."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"- I don't eat mice. - Yes, you do."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Hey, April, how is that dog park coming?"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Sorry, guys."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"No one leaves the Octagon."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"the kind of money to launch a massive investigation."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"who stole his positive attitude."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"keep at it. Things will turn around."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"that show about storage units is on?"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"- And I'm sorry. - Fine."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"that I disrespected your stupid dream."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"- I'm very, very sorry. - Me too."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"No. I have an idea. It's very uncool,"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Hey, Captain."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"criminals love to wrap things up in rugs."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Plus, he yelled at me when I tried to unroll 'em all, so..."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"if I can't even investigate bad guys,"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"because the bad feelings make me feel sweaty."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"And I get a gun,"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"and I can point it in people's faces."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Hey. What the hell is going on?"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"They all needed a place to play."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"That's right,"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"until there's an actual park nearby."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Hey, hey, lady, get that thing off my gnome."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"this is gonna be your life."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"I just said, "let's get to work.""
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"but we are just thrilled"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
Show more clips