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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Leslie vs April (S05E05)

"- Hey, Sharon! - Shh."
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"Sorry. She's fun."
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"if there's anything we can do"
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"to make you happier in your new job,"
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"just let me know."
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"Oh, no, this is great, Barney."
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"Thank you."
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"But I have to quit"
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"again."
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"What-- ohh! Is this a classic Ben joke?"
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"No. I'm really sorry."
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"I need to move my life in another direction."
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"This is disappointing. Again."
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"Maybe someday we'll figure out the magic formula"
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"that gets you to work here."
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"Ted, get in here!"
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"Ben's quitting again, but you gotta hear what he said."
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"Leslie's been saying for weeks I should do something"
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"I love, and she's right."
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"And I'll help Tom or maybe try to do that TV thing"
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"or maybe work for the Sweetums foundation."
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"I mean, other than the stability and the health plan"
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"Oh, God, this better work out."
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"I'll take the West Wing. You take the East Wing."
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"- You're very handsome. - I think we're all done."
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"Thank-- thank you very much."
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"so I'm going back to Accounting."
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"Well, well, well."
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"Well, I'm off."
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"That's actually a really great idea."
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"Too bad we didn't see it coming."
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"It seems like the kind of place a ska band would go"
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"at the next city council meeting."
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"I'd take you to JJ's and distract you with waffles."
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"you'll see that an alliance between Rent-A-Swag"
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"The company's laying low right now"
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"Well, Gary--if that even is your real name--"
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"I'm sorry, Andy. It wasn't me."
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"Hopefully that doesn't come up in my police work."
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"and he gave me a really cool dental mirror"
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"Councilman, Pawneeans,"
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"Now, seeing as how the future of lot 48 is open"
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"It was like a thing he said."
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"What's the play here, officer?"
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"Boom, take 'em all out."
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"If it sounds boring,"
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"since I last saw you?"
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"I don't know, man. Maybe I can't hack this."
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"and inconsiderate."
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"but, if there is one in my backyard, I will eat there,"
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"Andy, while I appreciate your dedication"
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"Oh, hello, Councilman."
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"So, please,"
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"and the above-average pay."
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"Claudia Welders."
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"I'm kidding."
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"unless he was lying to me."
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"You gonna set up a perimeter,"
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"But I just don't want to do this."
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"Actually, that sounds kind of great."
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"Ugh, that's horrifying,"
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"I was in Miami last weekend."
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"As long as you take what I say seriously."
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"If it was remotely interesting,"
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"This is-- this is traumatic for me."
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"Un-fun fact: My Uncle just had a stroke."
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"It's agenda item 280B,"
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"until the business has been around"
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"Leslie, maybe you want to admit"
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"Well, formulas are my formula for moolah."
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"If you do want to be taken seriously,"
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"to Councilman Jamm right now."
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"Aren't you supposed to be a sheep?"
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"Hey, man. Get any more job offers"
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"Thanks for coming with me to get my stuff."
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"See, part of the police academy entrance exam"
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"for a nice profit."
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"- I mean-- - I'm confident"
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"you might want to think a little bit"
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"more dog parks per capita than most cities."
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"I am deeply flattered,"
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"Oh, shut up."
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"Somebody stole my computer. Now, if you're a criminal,"
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"I don't think"
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"I believe that municipal lot 48 should be a dog park."
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"The way I figure it is,"
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"How else do people enjoy things?"
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"I'll call the police."
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"Why be an accountant, you know?"
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"I'm roughly the same size as the average Pawnee 12-year-old."
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"Okay, something is different about my computer."
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"Good morning, Andy."
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"So you want to be my CFO?"
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"and Sweetums could be mutually beneficial."
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"but the first part, before he's fixed."
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"I know you did it."
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"I can't tell if you're lying to me."
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"Ooh, I know. We could put out"
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"and that's it?"
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"since you're such a genius, what do we do now?"
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"City Hall needs a new part-time security guard"
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"on being a cop."
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"No deal."
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"Okay, I'll do it."
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"in your neighborhood, and the kids are here"
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"I know you changed your mind the last time"
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