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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Leslie vs April (S05E05)

"- No. - Have sex with Jerry."
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"No."
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"And now I need to destroy her."
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"Well, Leslie,"
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"and everything will be fine."
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"Thanks, Joe."
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"God, he's good."
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"Ron, thank you for agreeing to see me."
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"I didn't. You just walked in here and started talking."
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"and there is a guy in Public Works"
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"who's being a real thorn about it."
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"- Which guy? - Ricky Jordache."
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"Never heard of him. What's his deal?"
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"He's new. He used to be a slacker,"
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"but now he's realizing his full potential,"
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"but at what cost?"
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"but that would be crazy 'cause he's a man"
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"Here's my question."
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"How did you used to slow me down"
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"Sometimes I'd just give you busy work."
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"I once had you put together a brochure"
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"That soil brochure was not busy work."
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"I mean, people still refer to Mulch Ado About Nothing."
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"And if you were particularly amped up about a project,"
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"Those were distraction waffles?"
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"I thought they were friendship waffles."
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"Breakfast food can serve many purposes."
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"But what if this person, this Ricky, who is real,"
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"doesn't like waffles"
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"or anything."
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"Just figure out what it is, express an interest in it,"
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"and divert his attention."
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"Welcome to human farm."
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"Here's your animal feed. Please don't feed the animals."
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"Wow, this is really, really cool."
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"that, you know, we're all in cages in a way."
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"Yeah, it's actually about death and the city."
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"Yeah. I see that now."
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"Hi, Orin."
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"Ms. Wicks, if you've read our proposal,"
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"Well, I must say it's a much better idea"
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"than the last one you had,"
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"that gourmet French food thing."
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"So you want to partner up and make history?"
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"I'm really sorry, cutie."
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"due to a small mishap."
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"Ah, yes."
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"Well, all press is good press."
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"No, this was bad press."
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"People died."
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"Actually, speaking of,"
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"we're starting up a non-profit foundation"
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"to restore our name."
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"Any interest in running it?"
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"Oh, I'm--I'm sorry, you want me to run your non-profit wing?"
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"I know that Bobby Newport is my stepson,"
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"Your name is on our short list."
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"Just to clarify,"
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"it's a no to me on all fronts,"
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"and you're offering Ben a job?"
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"Been looking at your file all day,"
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"Jerry-- if that even is your real name."
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"It's not. My real name is Gary."
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"you have to tell me legally,"
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"Oh, man, really?"
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"Okay, so we know it's not Jerry,"
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"I can never tell when people are lying to me."
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"I think we should do more stuff like this."
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"Maybe you should just drop everything and coordinate it."
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"What is that supposed to mean?"
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"It means that the only reason you brought me here"
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"is to distract me from the dog park."
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"- What's your favorite part? - The heavy-handedness."
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"You know what, I have to go talk"
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"Why are you talking to Councilman Jamm?"
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"Because I told him about the dog park idea,"
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"and he loves it. He thinks it's a great idea."
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"He's gonna support my motion"
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"at the city council meeting tomorrow,"
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"Yeah, like I should trust you out of all people right now."
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"Moo."
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"- Moo. - Quiet, weirdo."
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"No. You are."
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"I mean, this is a guy who's learned"
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"through an unbelievable series of bonehead business moves."
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"three people have confused me"
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"for a shorter, Indian Ryan Gosling."
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"It's interesting, but I think I need to wait"
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"for a few months, make sure it's viable."
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"You're the guy who ran the congressional campaign"
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"- in Washington, right? - Yeah."
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"What, are you gonna offer him a job?"
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"a new political chat show, and we need correspondents."
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"That's okay. People want authenticity."
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"- Think about it? - Didn't you hear him?"
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"He stinks on TV."
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"He sweats. He stutters."
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"It's like The King's Speech,"
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"That was my favorite part of the movie."
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"Chris Traeger."
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"Yup. Hi, Andy."
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"Did what?"
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"Don't play stupid and handsome with me."
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"Andy, another computer was reported stolen"
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"this is part of your police training."
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"I think City Hall was robbed."
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"- Really? - I think."
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"Like a real crime? That's even better."
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"on municipal lot 48."
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"Ms. Ludgate, you have the floor."
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"is much appreciated."
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"Leslie, members of the Council,"
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"Well, it sounds like there's considerable opposition to this,"
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"you should go now."
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"Really? I just heard one hag booing."
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"Ladies, please, let's keep this civil."
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"satisfied customers of Jamm Orthodontics,"
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"as we discuss what type of park to put on lot 48,"
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"I had a thought."
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"How about no park?"
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