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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Leslie vs April (S05E05)

"that you changed it again."
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"This is our best office."
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"I don't know. Life is short."
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"Fine. 2024."
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"How could I pass up an opportunity"
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"to look at our future house?"
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"Oh, just remembered."
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"Is it a waffle tower?"
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"I mean, it's a little better than that."
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"Uh, that-- how did--"
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"- How did you do this? - Called in a few favors."
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"Excuse me."
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"A few hundred favors."
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"Mr. Vice President."
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"Hey, Ben. Dave told me yowewere gonna be coming by."
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"And you must be Leslie Knope."
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"Welcome. Welcome."
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"You're--my name just came out of your mouth."
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"Well, yeah, it did."
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"This isn't happening."
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"This isn't real."
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"No, it's happening,"
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"and I'm delighted to have you here."
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"On behalf of the president and myself,"
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"- I wanted to-- - Oh, Mr. vice president,"
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"Madam Secretary Clinton's position."
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"- Okay, I will."
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"you've done such a great job"
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"in your town and in the state of Indiana,"
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"for your public service."
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"And I just want to say thank you."
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"Well, you-- you're very welcome."
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"You're very welcome."
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"Hey-- y-you're very welcome."
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"Thank you very much. We'll see you tomorrow."
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"Well-- Oh, well, you will?"
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"Thank you, Mr. Vice President."
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"Y-you're welcome."
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"He is precious cargo."
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"and a pretty sweet windbreaker."
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"- Wow. - I'm getting married,"
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"and I wanted a good stable job,"
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"municipal bond."
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"If it isn't Mr. Looks and Professor Books."
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"Of course you do, Books. What's going on?"
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"Well, fun fact: Ben just got an amazing accounting job."
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"Regular fact: I have to go to a meeting."
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"I have a new company"
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"and could use your help on the math side of things."
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"- Oh, what's the new company? - We specialize in making stacks"
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"on stacks on stacks on stacks."
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"So get this--"
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"Kids are always growing out of their clothes,"
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"I'm gonna rent my upscale clothing"
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"to middle school kids, because I discovered"
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"I know. Can you take a look at the business plan,"
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"tell me what do you think?"
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"- Sure. Why not? - Awesome."
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"Washington, D.C. has"
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"this one and that one,"
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"which is also an active parking lot."
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"Can you say "per capita" again?"
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"I want to take a picture of you saying "per capita.""
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"Now stand next to the screen and think about"
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"- Gross. - April came to me"
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"with an idea to build a dog park in Pawnee."
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"I recognized her potential a long time ago,"
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"and she's finally living up to it."
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"I could cry."
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"And... here we go."
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"One tiny critique."
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"No, this is publicity"
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"for Orin's new performance art show."
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"He's an animal living on a human farm."
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"and so is Orin."
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"So, after reviewing all the options,"
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"I found that the best location for the dog park"
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"is Lot 48,"
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"No. No, no, no, no, no, no."
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"I've been trying to put a park there for four years."
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"See, the thing is, April, that lot is mine."
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"I've been doing slow, painstaking work"
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"so I don't want to whip out the legalese on you now,"
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"What we are gonna do"
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"we're gonna bundle it up,"
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"Doesn't that sound fun?"
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"One, two, three, cheese. Good girl."
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"Aha. It's gone."
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"A game is the foot."
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"So about a month ago I told everyone in the office"
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"that, at some point, they should steal something"
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"from my desk so I could practice."
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"Let's do this."
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"Wait, hey, did you guys take my glasses too?"
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"They got my sunglasses too."
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"I took my talents to South Beach."
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"How do you spend your time in Miami?"
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"Maybe fencing stolen computers?"
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"Yes, I took your government computer"
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"from Indiana to Miami"
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"to sell it on the black market"
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"for 150 bucks."
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"Your mission statement made sense,"
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"and you didn't use one R. Kelly lyric."
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"Yes."
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"Well, I already have a job,"
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"but I'll help as a friend."
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"I don't want another Entertainment 720 disaster"
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"Yeah, it was a disaster."
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"All right, what's my first move?"
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"It just has a really good energy here,"
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"you know? lots of natural light."
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"It's tiny and awful and loud."
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"We should technically be wearing Hazmat suits right now."
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"to shoot heroin."
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"Come on, guys, this is a great place for a dog park."
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"Oh, my God. I had that exact doll"
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"Well, I'm sorry, but lot 48 is the only one that works."
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"April, please, I beg of you,"
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"Okay. Saw off your pinky toe."
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