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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Women In Garbage (S05E05)

"because we can't be just as good as the men."
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"We have to be better."
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"Yeah, you're totally right. Let's rock this."
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"April, I love you,"
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"but I don't need your sarcasm right now."
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"I'm serious. Let's get rolling."
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"I wanna get into some garbage."
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"What? I love garbage."
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"Or body parts?"
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"Like, a torso or a head?"
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"Please say head."
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"Hey, Dewey. Leslie brought binders."
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"What do they say?"
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""Pick up garbage. Put in truck"?"
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"That's what's in the binder on every page"
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"because I believe in being thorough."
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"- All right. - Okay."
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"Let's do it, trash people!"
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"I thought your last name was Hanson for some reason."
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"No, it's Perkins. Always has been."
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"Anyway, I have the girls again today,"
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"and they're asking to play with you."
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"Really? I thought they hated me."
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"No, the opposite."
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"I don't know what you did to 'em,"
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"but it worked like gangbusters."
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"Or they do hate me,"
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"with my land mine."
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"I'll say a word, and then you say the first thing"
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"that pops into your mind."
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"- Okay. - You."
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"- Reporter. - Me."
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"- City manager. - Us."
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"Oh!"
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"she and April are making even better time"
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"than the guys do on a normal day."
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"Is that accurate Mr. Phlegner?"
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"Is Councilwoman Knope ahead of the regular schedule for this route?"
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"- Tough stuff. - Are you posing?"
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"I don't have a photographer with me."
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"Google Earth..."
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"Always taking pics."
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"Let's move it out!"
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"All right, let's start with the basics."
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"Uh, why don't you just play some one-on-one,"
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"see if you can score?"
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"Eh, he's too big. I can't see over him."
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"It's not fair."
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"I feel like everyone should be the same size."
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"Shoot! Shoot the ball."
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"Did I do basketball?"
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"Kind of."
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"But it was actually a blood-hungry witch"
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"who was wearing their mom's face like a mask!"
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"What is wrong with you, woman?"
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"Sorry. I thought kids liked ghost stories."
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"- Yeah! - Ooh, check it out, bandages!"
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"We can wrap up the dolls,"
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"and pretend they just had surgery."
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"- Yeah! - Awesome!"
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"Yeah, or we can use this hammer"
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"Do me! Do me!"
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"Do Princess Junebug now!"
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"Okay. You know what, Ron?"
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"if you wanna..."
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"Take a break."
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"This is Stacy Knoblauch's house."
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"I went to high school with her,"
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"and she was super mean to me,"
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"and now I know that she dyes her hair."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"She has to use prescription-strength deodorant."
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"Hey, ladies, someone just called in a pickup."
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"We have to make an unscheduled stop."
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"Hope you can handle it."
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"- It's not in the binders. - A new challenge?"
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"Bring it on, Stevie boy."
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"Whoo! April, let's finish up!"
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"We have some stereotypes to overcome."
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"And some privacy to violate!"
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"- Oh! - Yes!"
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"- Nothin' but net. - Nice!"
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"You are officially a baller."
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"I've been a baller since birth, son."
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"Now, I'm an athlete."
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"- Sure. - Let's do this."
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"This could really only go poorly."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Tom, what the hell are you doing?"
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"I told you you can pivot,"
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"not that you can only pivot."
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"All right, that's illegal."
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"I may not know much, but you can't just"
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"steal the ball from another player."
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"Hey, aren't you the guy who owns Rent-A-Swag?"
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"- Yeah! Tom Haverford. - You suck at basketball, man."
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"This has been fun, but we have an actual game tomorrow"
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"against guys who can actually play."
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"Aw, that wall's so close."
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"Doctors, the operation is now complete."
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"to see if she's okay?"
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"This is the most fun I have ever had with kids."
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"when they grow up."
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"Hot tip for you baby-sitters out there."
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"- We have a problem. - What?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Girls! This is not a negotiation."
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"- Unlock the door immediately. - No!"
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"We're doing surgery!"
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"Only doctors are allowed in here."
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"Okay."
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"Stand back, ladies!"
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"Somebody in here's gotta have keys, right?"
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"Jerry."
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"I never thought I would say this,"
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"but I am so glad you're here."
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"- Oh, no. - Ladies, no, no, no, no, no!"
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"The patient needs a haircut."
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"Her hair is infected."
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"- It's not this one. - No."
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