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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Women In Garbage (S05E05)

"about my time on the city council."
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"of my menstrual cycle."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"Manpigs. All of them."
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"for the day, so I'm watching them"
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"Girls, this is Ann."
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"Oh, look at this pwetty, pwetty wittle beads."
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"They're not infants."
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"Leslie, I don't think this is a good idea."
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"The lack of women in this government is criminal."
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"for the Pawnee Journal."
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"I don't entirely understand the behavior of young people."
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"I'm not really sure what our label is."
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"Labels can be bad, but they can also be good."
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"Shauna Malwae-Tweep has amazing dimples."
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"and Michael Stipe is not actually here, correct?"
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"Correct. That was a lie."
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"Yeah, no, I knew it was."
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"All the kids that shop in the store"
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"You're just the men to help me out."
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"I'll give you a few minutes"
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"I am part of the problem."
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"Did anyone notice that there are no women"
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"Couldn't have been better."
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"but is there any way you could take them again tomorrow?"
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"You're a lifesaver. Thank you."
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"Is it possible you're thinking about light bulbs?"
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"Incoherent ramblings aside, I've done some research,"
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"except for Dan."
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"they have good benefits,"
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"Not that many women apply,"
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"Your average woman can't handle it."
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"on ways to maximize our efficiency,"
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"You ever found a dead body in the trash?"
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"Actually, yeah."
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"Whoo!"
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"You seem more like a Hanson."
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"and you're just desperate and tired."
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"This thing's cool. What are these things?"
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"Let's play a word association game."
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"According to Leslie's binder,"
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"you'd think our boobs would get in the way."
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"Whatever. No comment."
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"Andy, guard him."
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"Try it again."
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"My screen!"
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"and test reflexes."
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"- Yeah! - Here, Zoe, watch."
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"I can watch them for a little while,"
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"I knew that wench wasn't naturally blonde."
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"This is the best day of my life."
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"- Yeah! - Whoo!"
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"Watch out. Tommy from half court."
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"- Yeah! - Yes!"
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"I'm pivoting. Ben told me to pivot."
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"Well, you suck at being polite, sir."
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"Andy Dwyer for the dunk!"
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"Doctor Zoe, could you please use the reflex hammer"
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"Well, it's gotta be one of these, right?"
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"- Hurry, Jerry! - Okay, I'm trying."
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"Zoe, stop it, please!"
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"No!"
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"Ah, easy, breezy, beautiful."
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"Well, you ladies clearly have everything in hand."
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"then maybe not put that on the record,"
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"and then just destroy the record altogether."
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"If I can't move that fridge onto that truck,"
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"This is the one. This is-- Oh!"
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"and I'm gonna talk to Ron."
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"It's extremely bad!"
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"- It's really romantic. - Ooh."
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"my sister, a few people from work,"
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"That's really confusing."
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"I have a request."
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"I wouldn't want anyone thinking that you're biased"
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"describing the nature of our relationship."
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"to find out our status."
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"from the old media?"
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"They are like giant bears."
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"Hold on. What do you mean?"
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"Bears are bigger than canaries, yes?"
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"They say they're gonna come back with more guys,"
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"Fly away, little canaries."
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"You know what? Let's just go."
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"Those guys suck, okay?"
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"We have to prove them wrong."
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"Look, all we have to do is get some PCP."
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"Does this refrigerator still work?"
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"Oh, well, then, that sucks."
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"Okay, this is Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook"
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"and they fight."
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"Yeah, you have learned nothing about basketball."
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"You're a good friend, Ben."
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"Oh, thanks."
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"It is so sweet to me how much you care."
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""was present for this event,"
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"and has a personal relationship with the author.""
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"It's not romantic."
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"But it is descriptive. No, it's not even descriptive."
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"I mean, April and I were gonna haul it"
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"Not only did we complete the garbage route"
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"Maybe there's something on the bottom here."
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"be sure to visit Rent-A-Swag on Durham Avenue"
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"Well it's a pleasure to be here, ladies."
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"I didn't think anybody really cared"
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"Oh, we do. I mean, you are such an inspiration."
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"How old is that handkerchief?"
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"Well, it's not a handkerchief. It's a receipt."
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"Paula Horke was Pawnee's first female city councilor"
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"Women have come a long way in Pawnee,"
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"but we still have quite a ways to go."
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"I mean, technically, I'm not allowed to reserve"
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"this conference room without my husband or father's signature."
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"Government was a real boys' club back in the '70s."
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"They smoked their cigars,"
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"they snapped my bra,"
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"wore mirrors on their shoes"
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"to look up my skirt."
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"Well, I am happy to report"
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"that it is now a pervert-free people's club."
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