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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Women In Garbage (S05E05)

"Okay, I'm not good under pressure like this."
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"Oh!"
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"That's the covergirl slogan. I didn't mean to say that."
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"Okay, here we go! On three!"
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"- Okay. - One, two,"
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"three, move it."
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"On four, five, six, here we go!"
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"- You need a hand?"
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"No, no, we don't need a hand."
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"What, you think Joan of Arc needed a hand?"
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"- Doing what? - Let me tell you something."
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"We are not leaving"
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"until this symbolic feminist obstacle is loaded"
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"onto that truck of women's advancement,"
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"and you can put that on the record, Shauna."
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"Dewey and I are gonna head back to base."
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"Hope we didn't throw you off schedule."
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"- Not at all. - Have fun!"
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"You know, leave the earlier part on the record,"
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"but if we can't get this fridge onto the truck"
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"Okay, guys, I'm gonna go ahead"
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"and decide what's on and off the record on my own."
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"- Cool? - Uhhuh."
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"The whole city is watching."
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"then feminism is over in this town."
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"I don't know why I thought sneaking up on it would work."
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"Why do you have so many keys?"
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"We did surgery just like you taught us!"
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"Okay, you know what?"
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"Why don't you girls clean up all this hair,"
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"- Let's cut off our toes! - No, let's not."
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"I'm gonna take this bag, too."
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"You need to fix this."
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"It's not that bad. Nobody got hurt."
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"I love this woman, and I just wanna show her"
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"that I'm capable of watching her children"
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"without something horrible happening."
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"What?"
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"Yes, you did! That is so cute!"
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"For God's sake, Hanson,"
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"will you please focus on the larger problem?"
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"Ron loves Mommy!"
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"Ron loves Mommy!"
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"Girls, girls, I don't know what you think you heard,"
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"but please don't tell your mother"
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"what you incorrectly think you heard."
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"- Ron loves-- Mommy!"
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"Ron loves Mommy!"
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"I love nothing!"
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"I'm gonna have to start writing this up soon."
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"Kinda sucks. I thought maybe we'd be done in time"
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"- to grab a drink. - Oh!"
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"Have you been to Bistro d'Amour?"
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"Yeah, it was just gonna be you and me,"
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"Could you please make sure"
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"that my involvement in this stays off the record?"
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"because we're something."
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"You don't have to worry about that."
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"I'm gonna include a disclaimer"
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"I guess I'll have to wait for tomorrow's paper"
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"Maybe we should just eat the refrigerator."
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"We start chewing now, we can finish"
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"before the sun comes up."
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"We have to solve this problem,"
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"or they are going to point to this forever"
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"as a reason to not hire women."
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"I should never have taken the bait."
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"It was just such tasty, righteously-flavored bait."
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"You here to move the fridge?"
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"- Are you a ghost? - Yes, we are."
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"Why you think you can lift it?"
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"You are two little canaries."
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"Those garbagemen couldn't even lift it."
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"So if bears can't lift the--"
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"No, I understand animal sizes."
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"What do you mean they couldn't lift it?"
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"They tried three days ago,"
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"and it does not budge."
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"but they come back with canaries."
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"Those Sanitation goons set us up."
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"What? No!"
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"We can't let them beat us."
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"No, Leslie, we do not want to tie."
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"We want to win."
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"You can move anything on angel dust."
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"My cousin Hesen, he beat off five cops on that stuff."
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"Okay, hold on. Sir!"
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"Works okay. We got a new one."
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"We don't need it."
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"So what if those kids"
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"That's not who you want shopping at Rent-A-Swag anyways, Tom."
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"That's exactly who I want shopping at Rent-A-Swag."
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"Look, I wanna show you something."
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"after a bad loss."
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"Even the greats get beat,"
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"but they get back out there the next day,"
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"Guys, I think I just dribbled up an idea."
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"Can I borrow $1,500?"
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"You're not allowed to ask what it's for."
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"Fireworks."
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"First of all, everyone is fine."
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"No one got hurt, but there was an incident."
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"Diane, this is all my fault."
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"I let them go into my nurse's bag."
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"Well, who has been having fun with scissors?"
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"Us!"
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"Ann taught us how to be doctors!"
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"- Yay! - You're not mad?"
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"No, it's fine. They're kids."
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"Once, Zoe put Ivy in the dryer, so..."
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"I'm still incredibly sorry."
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"I feel like I let you down."
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"Oh."
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"Well, I love you, too."
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"That's my cue."
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"All right, girls, good hang."
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"- Bye, Ann! - Thanks, Ann."
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"Oh."
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"Shauna just sent me the disclaimer"
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"that she's gonna use before she prints the article."
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