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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Women In Garbage (S05E05)

"Well, except for Councilman Dexhart,"
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"who's a self-described pervert."
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"Yeah, and didn't Milton try to kiss you?"
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"Well, yeah, things aren't perfect."
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"That is horrible. They don't do that to me."
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"Do they do that to me?"
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"I once tried to start a commission"
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"to try to get more jobs for women in city government,"
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"and they dismissed me,"
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"saying that it was because it was just my time of the month."
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"Admittedly, they were right."
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"Because of the calendar."
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"You know what, I'm gonna get that commission going,"
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"because this inequality has gone on long enough."
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"You know what, I think men are better than women."
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"She's kidding."
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"No, I'm not. They provide for us,"
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"and we must obey them because they are our masters."
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"April, stop it."
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"Leslie, you'll never land a beau with that domineering tone."
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"We must always walk behind the men."
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"Sheugh."
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"Moustache! Dumb-dumb!"
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"- Hello. - I just came"
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"to drop off some of the employee--"
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"What is happening?"
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"The girls are on break,"
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"and their sitter had to go out of town"
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"while Diane works."
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"I borrowed some markers from Leslie"
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"and a Lite-Brite which I got from Andy."
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"Talk to Ann. She's terrific."
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"Hey, dudettes."
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"You stoked about the weekend? No."
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"I don't know. I'm weird with kids."
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"So you guys like Coldplay?"
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"You're weird."
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"Well, hey, girls."
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"No."
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"Okay. Thanks."
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"An equal gender employment commission."
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"I think it's a fantastic idea."
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"Oh."
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"I didn't know where you were going with that."
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"I'm gonna ask each department"
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"- Yeah! - And!"
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"And--and I can ask Shauna Malwae-Tweep"
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"to write an article about it"
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"I don't know what to call her."
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"Recently, we engaged in something called a "group hang.""
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"It was like a date, but there were seven other people there."
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"It was very confusing."
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"- So the commission? - Yes, right, the commission."
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"- I'm gonna get that going right now. - Great."
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"Okay, I know this text you sent me was a lie"
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"I just couldn't live with myself"
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"if it had been true."
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"And that's why I sent it."
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"Where's free Skittles?"
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"Aw!"
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"Listen, I need you two"
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"to teach me everything you know about basketball."
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"Rent-A-Swag is doing really well."
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"I'm on track to turn a profit in my third month."
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"are basketball crazy."
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"It's all they talk about."
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"I need to be able to schmooze them,"
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"and I can't keep referring to basketball players"
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"as "Khloe Kardashian's husband and his friends.""
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"One jock, one geek who loves stats."
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"to cancel the rest of your plans for the day."
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"Wow, Chris."
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"Your gender equality commission is a real sausage fest."
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"Oh, my God. You're kidding me."
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"I just assumed that some of the departments"
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"Excuse me, everyone."
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"on the Gender Equality Commission?"
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"Oh, there's a lady right next to you."
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"Oh, wait, no."
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"It's just a very beautiful man."
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"Let's feed the beast!"
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"to rebalance this commission."
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"Listen, you did a great job setting it up"
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"but we'll take it from here."
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"and they are delicious, I must say,"
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"but that is not the point."
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"She has to leave to get more snacks."
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"No, I don't! This is my commission!"
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"Ouch. Why so ornery?"
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"It's not the 7th yet."
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"Hm."
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"Your shoes are red now."
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"- Yay. - Hooray."
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"Hey!"
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"Mommy!"
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"You survived, huh?"
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"Indeed, I did."
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"How were they? Really?"
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"We had a wonderful time. Well, that's good."
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"so I really hate to ask you this,"
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"Of course. I'd be delighted."
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"Girls, you wanna spend another day with Ron?"
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"Yeah!"
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"I believe one problem with hiring women"
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"is that they're frail and breakable."
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"- Or your hip? - Mm."
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"If I were 300 years older, Councilman."
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"and the female employment rate in government is abysmal."
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"Sanitation."
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"Why are there no female garbage collectors, Steve?"
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"I don't know. We hire women for other things."
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"You have one woman, and she's a secretary."
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"And she's the best secretary we got,"
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"- Dan's awesome. - Dan."
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"Garbage collectors make good wages,"
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"and they are the smelly glue that keeps this city together."
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"You need to hire more women."
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"plus it's a very physically demanding job."
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"Oh, no?"
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"Okay, so I took extensive notes"
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