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Clips from Family Guy - From Method to Madness (S03E03)

"Oh, hello. Didn't notice you there."
Family Guy
"Holy moly! It must be my birthday."
Family Guy
"- Are you from Wardrobe? - No, it's Brian. I brought what you wanted."
Family Guy
"Legitimate theatre, musical, stand-up, ventriloquism, magic, mime."
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"- " You do - " And you do"
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"Get off the stage!"
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""He's a family guy"
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"I think it's wonderful you're supporting your old pal."
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"Go long, Eddie. Go long."
Family Guy
"Life was crazy growing up in Brooklyn."
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"Marky, don't forget to take your cod-liver oil."
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"What a piece of self-indulgent crap. All the characters sounded the same."
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"- Great show. - You did me perfectly."
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"Me too. You are so talented."
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"That was awful. With practice I could act circles around that guy."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah? Well, put up or shut up."
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"- You should try out. - That's not a bad idea, Lois."
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"Mark! Wow, what a journey! Thank you. Those three and a half hours just flew by."
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"Hey, Santos, Pascoal. You've done such good work today, I got a surprise for you."
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"Doritos!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- I thought I was a dead man. - You gotta be starving. Eat these."
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"My God! He was just floating out there by himself?"
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"Yep. He was so grateful, he invited us all over for dinner tonight."
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"Cook anyway and we'll throw it out. I don't want you to get rusty."
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"- Julie, there's somethin' I gotta tell you... - Ha! That's awesome. Go on."
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"- Uh... tell you. I saw Dr Philips... - Wow! Yes! Yes! I love it."
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"...Dr Philips today. I might not make it to Christmas."
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"No. I'm gonna stop. Maybe we'll work on it later."
Family Guy
"Well, just so you know, it was good, but I was also being generous."
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"Well, you little jaybird! You wanna tell your mommy and daddy the Griffins are here?"
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"Oh... uh..."
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"You're, uh... You're completely..."
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"- Nude? Yes, we're nudists. - Permission to freak out."
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"So you're the man who saved my husband's life. Dottie Campbell."
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"See where they are? No touchie."
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"The hot dogs and burgers are ready. Can I get you a beer, Peter?"
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"- What do you got? - I've got Busch."
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"Oh, and Busch Light."
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"Sounds like Jeff's home."
Family Guy
"Way to go, champ. Jeff plays varsity tennis for Saint Genevieve High."
Family Guy
"Don't get too cocky. I had a big one like that when I was your age."
Family Guy
"You were a show-off yourself, Dave. You brought it out on our first date."
Family Guy
"Oh, God! Oh, Dave, sorry! Oh, God!"
Family Guy
"What those people are doing just ain't natural."
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"- What was the big deal? They were nice. - Boobies!"
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"- Did you have fun at the circus today, Chris? - Elephants are bigger in person."
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"- Break a leg up there, Brian. - You seem awfully enthusiastic."
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"- Brian Griffin. - Good luck, Brian."
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"Hi. I'm Brian Griffin, and this is from John Waltz's Leaving Wichita."
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"Julie, there's somethin' I gotta tell you."
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"I saw Dr Philips today. I might not make it to Christmas."
Family Guy
"See here! Brian Griffin is a brilliant actor with talent and passion."
Family Guy
"But you alleged experts obviously didn't notice."
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"Well, I did notice. I saw a man bare his soul up here."
Family Guy
"Well, it looks like we have to reconsider. Brian, we want you..."
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"- Yes! ... off the stage."
Family Guy
"But your young friend would be perfect for our rising-star programme."
Family Guy
"Stewie, how about you and, let's see... one of our veterans... Olivia."
Family Guy
"I'm not doing a scene with him. He's inexperienced."
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"He'll drag my whole performance down."
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"Are you serious? Is she serious?"
Family Guy
"OK, Stewie, I'll give you a solo exercise."
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"You're gonna do an exercise we call "The Life Cycle". Without using words,"
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"you're gonna act out your entire life from birth to death as I describe it."
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"Ready? Lie down."
Family Guy
"Now fast-forward. It's your first day of school. You're alone and scared."
Family Guy
"Pull it back. The lady touched the bun and she's not wearing gloves."
Family Guy
"Fast-forward. You're a businessman, you manage a lot of people."
Family Guy
"Here comes Henderson. He lost the big account. You're mad."
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"Madder. Madder!"
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"Your son is holding your hand. You tell him you accept his lifestyle"
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"and regret humiliating him at his sister's wedding by calling him your other daughter."
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"You are the weakest link. Goodbye."
Family Guy
"Do you write your own material?"
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"That is so fresh. "You are the weakest link. Goodbye. ""
Family Guy
"I've never heard anyone make that joke before. You're the first."
Family Guy
"I've never heard anyone reference that outside the programme before."
Family Guy
"That's what she says on the show, right? "You are the weakest link. Goodbye. ""
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"What a clever, smart girl you must be"
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"Any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me"
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"while we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity?"
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"God, you're so funny!"
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"- Nudist! - My dad's a tailor, you jerk!"
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"- Gosh, that's awful. - That's all right. I'm used to it."
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"- So, Olivia. Beautiful day. - You're not gonna fart again, are you?"
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"Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch."
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"I'll tell you who won't. It starts with an O and rhymes with Bolivia."
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"- Give up? Olivia. - Really?"
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"Stewie Griffin is also on the fence. If he and Olivia don't deliver at their reviews,"
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"I'll have to kick their cute little bottoms out of here."
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"- "Doesn't work well with others"? - Mine's no better."
Family Guy
"I'll spare you the details, but the phrase "garden variety" appears a number of times."
Family Guy
"Our evaluation's tomorrow. You need someone to work with,"
Family Guy
"and I need someone to make me look good."
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"- I don't know. - Fine. Refuse my offer."
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"Get booted out and wind up like Linda Evans."
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"Linda Evans, we have a spill in aisle 9. Linda Evans, a spill in aisle 9."
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"Let's both answer at the same time. One, two, three."
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"- You remember Jeff? - Sure. Lois, I'm gonna borrow your mace."
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"Agh! That's better."
Family Guy
"Meg, did any of the neighbours see Jeff come over?"
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"Oh, nuts... I mean crap!"
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"- Dad, what are you doing? - I'm, uh... keepin' the couch fresh."
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"I understand what's goin' on. I'm gonna go."
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"Don't step on the hot lava. The carpet is hot lava."
Family Guy
"Because I like him. He remembers my name."
Family Guy
"You know what sounds even worse?"
Family Guy
"Nice effort, Brad. But let's remember our performance hierarchy:"
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"Next up is Olivia. Liv, what monologue are you doing for us this time?"
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"I'm not doing a monologue. I'm doing a piece with Stewie."
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"A duet? Really? Let's see it."
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"- " Who's got the sweetest man in town? - " You do"
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"By the way, I'm not so bad to look at either."
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"- " Who's got a guy with lots of brains? - " You do"
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"- " Who's got a girl who loves chow mein? - " You do"
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"- " You do - " And you do"
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""Thank goodness I've got you"
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"- " Who's got a girl to show the folks? - " You do"
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""Give it a rest - I told you not until we're married"
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