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Clips from Family Guy - From Method to Madness (S03E03)

"- " Who's got the fella with pizzazz? - " You do"
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""Who's got the greatest love in the world?"
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"Watch this. Are you watching?"
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"That's for me ever having doubted you. A-plus!"
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"That's for you wearing purple pants with blue socks. Eww!"
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"I totally called him on it."
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"It's a great idea. I've always dreamed of becoming an actress."
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"That's not why I'm pushing Olivia. Is it suspicious that I said that?"
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"Sure, Lois. Look at Elroy Jetson. He was a child actor and he turned out fine."
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"Do you know who I am? I'm Elroy Jetson."
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"Yeah, yeah. Come back when you have some money."
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"- Take him home, Bamm-Bamm. - Bamm-Bamm, bam!"
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"- Yes, we're a hit. You were amazing. - So were you."
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"- Yes, well... Beg pardon? - The F sharp, darling. You were slightly off."
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"- I'm sure I wasn't. - Well, maybe it was me."
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"- Must've been you. - I was being sarcastic."
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"- Well, it wasn't me. - Well, it wasn't me."
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"Hi, Meg."
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"Completely. We totally reamed her. Did you see that look in her eyes? She hates you."
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"- Exciting. - The marquee or the other thing?"
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"- Why else would your name be first? - It's obvious."
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"Lead with strength, put your best foot forward, et cetera, et cetera."
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"So the sex was good?"
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"- Shut up, you egotistical jerk. - You shut up, you sack-bellied strumpet!"
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"- Blimp-headed jackass! - Mealy-mouthed crotch pheasant!"
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"Jeff! What are you doing here? I'm not supposed to see you."
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"We were wrong, Meg. If you like Jeff, we should give him a chance."
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"Mom, I need new batteries for my Walkman."
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"- I gotta go. Thanks, Mr and Mrs Griffin. - Our pleasure."
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"Nice hanging with you."
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"- I hope my parents didn't embarrass you. - Are you kidding? I think they're great."
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"It took a lot of guts for them to do that. I'll see you later."
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"Thanks, you guys. That was really cool."
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"Peter, can I borrow your lawn mower? Agh... You got a towel?"
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"Simon, would you be a dear and ask Stewie to dance on his own feet tonight?"
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"The Providence Journal's critic is here. If we get a good review, the doors'll fly open."
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"Go get 'em, my little silly-billies."
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"Wait a minute. You're wearing ruby lipstick. You're painted up like some jezebel."
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"You're one to talk. You've been stuffing your diaper since day one."
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"All I've held you back from is failure."
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"Come on, Simon. We don't need that Bebe No-worth."
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"I don't know, Stewie. Without Olivia, this act is like Fire Island after Labor Day: Over."
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"Fine. I don't need you. I can manage my own career."
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""I've got my top hat and cane"
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"No, wait. I was about to do this thing."
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"Like my father. "Holy crap, Lois. Check out the freakin' log in the toilet. ""
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"What do you say, Bernie? Two nights at the old rate?"
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"But that's the good news. We're back together. She's here."
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"Hi, Bernie. Glad to be back. Ask Stewie about his sexy parties."
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"- I was... - I'm not speaking to you."
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"- But... - Shut up!"
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"from this lower-ranking officer played by Chris O'Donnell."
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"I must be an absolute mess. The studio made me fire my make-up girl."
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"I just wanted to stop by and see how you were doing. I heard some things..."
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"- Glad to hear that. - But, hey... um..."
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"- I got this part in a movie and... - Oh, oh, oh, oh... What am I thinking?"
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"I'm doing a three-episode guest shot on The Gilmore Girls."
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"I play Rory's motorcycle-driving boyfriend."
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"This is it."
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"Hey. How ya doin', kid?"
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"Oh, my God. I was flat."
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"Help me up. Let's go home."
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""Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"Hey!"
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"- " Who's got the greatest gal around? - " You do"
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"That is awful."
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"Yahtzee! I win!"
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"Ahh! Listen to that."
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"And it comes through absolutely."
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"That always stuck with me."
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"No secrets. I wanna share Stewie and Olivia with the world."
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""On which we used to rely?"
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""Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us"
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"Ahhh..."
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""Laugh and cry"
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"I'd better go. So, um... would you wanna do something sometime?"
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"- Kids, we're home. - Hello, Mr and Mrs Griffin."
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"Now, Meg, no need to get so testes... testy."
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"How could you bring that naked kid to our house?"
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"- Boobies! - Did you hear me, young man?"
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"Now you're being born. Ready? And burst through the placenta!"
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"Cos I'm here."
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"- Dad! - It's OK, Meg."
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"I hate the sound of her cryin'."
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"I'm sorry, honey, but we don't think you should see him any more."
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"- Let's just get through this. - Fine with me."
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