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Clips from Family Guy - From Method to Madness (S03E03)

""It seems today that all you see"
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"Thanks for coming, Lois. Mark's wanted me to see his one-man show for weeks."
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"We had some real characters in my neighbourhood, like Frank the mailman."
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"Hey, Mark. The ants for your ant farm came today."
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"And my friend Lonny - that knucklehead."
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"Yo, Marky! Let's play some b-ball."
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"B-ball. That's what we called it."
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""This Thursday, auditions for the Quahog School of Performing Arts. ""
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"Ready for the best acting you've seen all night?"
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"Help! Help!"
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"Good. I don't have to cook."
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"Peter, my audition's coming up. Would you listen to my monologue?"
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"Come on in."
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"Welcome, Griffins."
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"- We must be early. - Nonsense. You're right on time."
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"- Peter, did you know this? - I thought he lost his bathing suit."
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"- What am I doing? Come here! - Watch my hands, Lois."
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"This is the back yard. That's premium blue-tip Bermuda. Real hardy, but soft."
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"- Cool. - Is this the biggest thing you've ever seen?"
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"Lois, I'm scared. Oh, I'll get that."
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"At first I wanted you to fail. But then I realised you'd be out five days a week,"
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"which means I'd be free to throw some of my sexy parties."
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"Hold on, Brian. Stay up there."
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"His pain ran through my heart like an errant locomotive."
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"But it was wasted. Wasted on all of you!"
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"Splendid! This calls for a sexy party."
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"OK, funcakes, let's do a scene."
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"But it's all right. It's Sloppy Joe day."
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"Come on. Hot, hot. There it is. You got it."
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"And fast-forward. You're an old man now. You're on your deathbed."
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"And... scene. OK, any comments?"
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"Ha, ha, ha! Oh, gosh, that's funny. That's really funny."
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"You've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation."
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"to come up with a joke like that all by yourself."
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"- Meg? - Jeff! Wow, hey!"
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"- What are you doing here? - They had a sale on Super Soakers."
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"Agh! What the heck...?"
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"Thank you. Thank you. That was, um..."
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"Thank you. Thank you very..."
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"The quarterly review's tomorrow. Think your kids will pass?"
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"She's such a frosty box. She won't work with anybody."
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"This table is reserved for people with talent."
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"Stow the 'tude, queenie. You and I have a problem. Read it and weep."
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"- What am I going to do? - What are we going to do?"
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"- Do you like yours with crust or without? - How do you like yours?"
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"- Without. - Without."
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"- You wanna sit down? - Wait a second. Don't sit down yet."
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"Don't you hate that?"
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"I think it's easier on me cos I'm the one makin' the sound."
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"Five, six, seven, eight."
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""Who's got a guy who makes her smile all day?"
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""Who's got the greatest love in the world?"
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"- " Who's got a guy to tell her jokes? - " You do"
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""Who's got a girl he'd like to one day undress?"
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"- " You do - " And you do"
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"They're awfully young. Is this really a good idea?"
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"Well, I guess it might be OK."
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"Do you hear that? They love us!"
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"It was a good crowd. They didn't notice you missed that F sharp."
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"Peter, was it unfair of us to tell Meg she couldn't see that boy?"
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"There it is, kids. Your first marquee. Meet you inside."
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"- What other thing? - The sex... with Simon."
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"- Your parents invited me. - But they wouldn't..."
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"Hey! Why is everybody else naked?"
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"Could you provide Olivia with a bucket so she can carry a tune?"
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"It's where I keep my peppermint Mentos."
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"Just because your breath reeks of rotten Lunchables doesn't mean mine has to."
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"Break it up! Break it up!"
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"I don't need this act and I don't need you. You've done nothing but hold me back. I quit!"
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"Yes. Yes, I'm quite capable of that."
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""And a pocketful of miracles, pocketful of miracles"
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"It's not easy living with my family. Bunch of characters, they are."
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""Ask Stewie about his sexy parties. " What were you thinking?"
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"I guess the best advice I got was from Marty Scorsese."
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"And... he told me "You don't have to understand it. Your character does. ""
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"- Stewie? - Olivia! What are you doing here?"
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"That it's going great for me? You heard right."
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"If you're not busy... what say you and I get the old team back together?"
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"Well, actually, I can't. I'm on my way to Hollywood."
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"I'd love to, but I just... I'm booked solid."
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"That's really good to hear, Stewie. Please, take care of yourself."
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"- So, did you let him have it? - No. He let himself have it."
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"- But they won't let me leave it so... - Hit it once. Please, just once."
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""But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"Thank you. I was boogie-boarding and I got sucked out by the riptide."
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"Sure, buddy. Let's hear it."
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"Oh, my God! She's got hair growin' out of her boobs and up to her head."
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"- Thank you. Next. - Next?"
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"- Sure. That'd be great. - Cool. I'll call you later."
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"Holy moly! That's eight things we have in common."
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"Mom! Come on, Jeff. Let's go in the other room."
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"I can't believe you guys!"
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""Thank goodness I've got you"
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"I don't wanna go home. Take me to Astro's grave."
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""Thank goodness I've got you"
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"- Yes, we would. - Oh, my God! What are you doing?!"
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"I told you before, kid, I can't book you without Olivia."
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"See you on the coast."
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""Lucky there's a family guy"
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"And my grandma - boy, was she somethin' else."
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"- " Who's got the gal with all the snazz? - " You do"
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"He's a bad boy at heart, but there's some good in there, Olivia."
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"ENGLISH SDH"
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"- Good Lord. - Don't look directly into it, Lois."
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""Me Farting" by Chopin."
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"Further. Further!"
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"Not now. Later."
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"Oh, drop the bomb. There's not a dry eye in the house. Keep goin'."
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"- Peter. - Do it."
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"- Hey, sport! How'd you do? - I got first place, Dad."
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"Mm. That's so fresh, too."
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"I was having a problem understanding why I'd been taking abuse"
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"Like this. Listen to me."
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""Thank goodness I've got you"
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"Oh! Just step on these coasters on your way out."
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"People, stop this craziness!"
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"Yeah! In your face! In your face! In your face!"
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"- Boobies! - That's enough. I'm glad to be out of there."
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"We wanted him to feel welcome in our home."
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"- Somebody get a hook! - This is worse than Seussical!"
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