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Clips from American Dad! - The Boring Identity (S08E08)

"(sniffs) Ugh."
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"Hayley! They have a machine that lets you make your own soda."
American Dad!
"Of course!"
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"Or, or, just hear me out here..."
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"I can give you zero dollars,"
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"and you can lick my log cutter."
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"(gasps) Oh."
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"If you want money, get a job."
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"That doesn't explain why you were behind the water heater."
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"It doesn't?"
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"Oh, yeah, I have a paper route,"
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"and one of the other boys was beaten to death"
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"Shall I put in a good word for you?"
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"(phone rings) Sure!"
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"I got to take this. It's Douglas."
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"A Hyundai?"
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"Are sure you're ready for that much tail?"
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"All right, lads, now that we're in the air,"
American Dad!
"I can tell you our top-secret objective."
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"But, sir, they already got bin Laden in Pakistan."
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"Silly Smith. Silly goose."
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"That was just something we faked to make the president look good."
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"But now we've found the real bin Laden."
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"(screams) Stop that, Dick."
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"Now, I'm sure bin Laden is heavily guarded,"
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"ALL: Yeah!"
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"We're Americans, damn it!"
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"Whoa, check out that sweet game."
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"Ease off the throttle, buddy."
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"SANDERS: Seriously, Stan, come on."
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"You're going too fast, bro!"
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"Stan!"
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"Call an ambulance!"
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"Avery, what happened?"
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"490 miles an hour through downtown Tokyo!"
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"(sobbing)"
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"Stan,"
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"I'm here, baby."
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"Who... who are you?"
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"What?"
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"Oh, my God! I know!"
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"Will he ever get his memory back?"
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"It's possible."
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"But he'll be looking to you for cues to remember who he is."
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"You really don't remember a thing?"
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"No. It's all blank."
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"I don't know who I am."
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"It's okay."
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"I'll help you remember."
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"You are..."
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"BRENDA: Well, why don't you and Mr. Smooth"
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"come to my wedding next Saturday?"
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"STAN: Meat slap. (slaps)"
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"You are..."
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"I... I am?"
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"Yes. You really are."
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"Now you've got to get better,"
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"because we have a wedding this weekend."
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"And I'm gonna show you off."
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"Oh, and by the way,"
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"there's nothing you love more than foot rubs."
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"Giving them."
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"You hate receiving them."
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"where you love to watch shows about dancing"
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"Butt out, Klaus."
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"This is my chance to have a better version of Stan."
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"One that won't embarrass me at Brenda's wedding."
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"So, I'm a nice guy?"
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"Sure doesn't look like it."
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"Oh, no, you're a total sweetheart."
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"I'm going to teach you"
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"(sobbing, baby crying)"
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"(sobbing)"
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"(sobbing)"
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"The new Stan is..."
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"And she was all, "You told that to her face?""
American Dad!
"Oh, mm-hmm."
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"Mr. Cappelini?"
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"I'm Steve Smith."
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"Ah, Josh's replacement. Welcome aboard."
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"You're gonna ride along with Roger today"
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"Wow, how'd you afford such a nice bike?"
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"You get extra papers and sell 'em on the side."
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"Vacation hold."
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"You get one of these, toss it, keep the papers, side-sell 'em."
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"You see a vacant, sign it up for a trial membership."
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"More papers."
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"Ma-ma-more papers, ma-ma-more money."
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"Ma-ma-more money,"
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"ma-ma-more speech therapy."
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"Pleasure doing business with you,"
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"But Roger,"
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"isn't this a little, you know, unethical?"
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"Do this job like a bitch,"
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"it'll take forever to get that Soda Squirter."
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"I'd like to be squirting right now."
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"There was no reason for him to be rude like that."
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"I mean, if you're wearing a referee shirt in a Foot Locker,"
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"I assume you work there."
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"Sounds like he had a problem and he was trying to make it yours."
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"I could talk to you for hours."
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"Well, I could listen to you all day,"
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"You know what?"
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"I think I'm ready to go back to work."
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"Work? Well, yeah."
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"I must have a job, right? Where do I work again?"
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"Sir, this is going to sound crazy,"
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"but would you pretend... Okay, yeah, I'll do it."
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"But I haven't told you... I'll do it; I'm in."
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"Okay, uh, my husband, Stan, has amnesia."
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"If you could give him a job"
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"and pretend that he's worked here for a while..."
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"Yeah, yeah, girl, I said I'm in; let's do it."
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"I was worried sick."
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"I'm sorry. I-I don't remember you."
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"What?! Man, we been in the futon game since '95, dude."
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"Remember, remember selling futons to college kids"
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"out of that old truck"
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"Uh..."
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"Delroy is here for you."
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