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Clips from American Dad! - The Boring Identity (S08E08)

"Your mama-- God bless her-- she took me in"
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"when my home environment was not a good situation, you know?"
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"How long do you think Stan will believe"
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"He's gonna remember everything,"
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"He does in the short stories I've been writing."
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"Stan! How was work?"
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"Something just doesn't feel right."
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"If ComforTech shipped those frames last week,"
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"they should be here by now."
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"Oh, well, that's the futon game!"
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"(sighs)"
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"Oh, my God, his new personality stuck!"
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"I've created the perfect husband!"
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"I can't wait to show him off at Brenda's wedding!"
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"for people who do things like this,"
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"right next to the child molesters"
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"and the sexy children who seduced them!"
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"("Rock Superstar" playing)"
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"Okay, three weeks of straight hustlin'."
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"Now it's time to get paid, son."
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"Bam! Bam! Bam!"
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"$7.32. Here's your cut."
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"I thought we were splitting things down the middle."
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"(laughs)"
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"(groans)"
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"Is that really necessary?"
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"A honk's the angriest sound a car can make."
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"(clicks radio on)"
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"♪ And I've been takin' care of business every day... ♪"
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"You hate that song."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Yep, you hate it."
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"during the construction process."
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"Okay, we have you in a garden view room..."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Honey, please!"
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"There's no need to make a scene."
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"Francine!"
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"Brenda!"
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"I'm so glad you could make it!"
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"You remember Stan,"
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"who's now my sensitive, patient, foot-massaging angel."
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"(whines): Francine..."
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"He's the top futon salesman in Langley Falls."
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"And he has the emotional availability of Tom Hanks"
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"in Sleepless in Seattle."
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"Francine...!"
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"And he's a great lover."
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"(moans)"
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"You are a lucky woman, Francine."
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"I have to run and get ready."
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"See you at the ceremony!"
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"What happens in our marital bed is between us."
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"Heavens to Murgatroyd!"
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""Theo, we fit together like the pieces of a puzzle."
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"(whispers): Sorry."
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"(sniffles)"
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"(sobbing)"
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"Take it easy, Stan."
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"It's just a lame-ass puzzle metaphor."
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"I'm not crying about that, Francine."
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"I'm crying about us."
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"What?"
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"This feeling has been building for days."
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"And now seeing this couple"
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"that's so clearly meant to be together,"
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"I realize... we're not."
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"No! We're too different."
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"You're insensitive and crass"
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"and mean to people in the service industry."
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"And Stan Smith is just not like that!"
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"but this isn't going to work!"
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"(sobbing)"
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"I'm sorry. I couldn't help overhearing."
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"It sounds like you could use a little help."
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"(sobbing)"
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"Stan, what are you doing?"
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"I don't think you're right for me!"
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"and I don't want to waste these tears,"
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"so I'm watering this plant."
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"Stan!"
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"Okay, look..."
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"the reason things feel strange to you is because..."
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"You are my husband, but you're not... this."
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"You're actually an insensitive jerk who works for the CIA."
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"Is that some kind of joke?"
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"when Theo's brother gives his speech."
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""...the-the only two words you need"
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"I'm not joking, Stan! Watch!"
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"I'll trigger your CIA instincts,"
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"and that'll jog your memory,"
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"(gasps)"
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"(groans loudly)"
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"Damn it, Stan!"
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"I know the real you is in there!"
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"(sobbing) Stan...!"
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"(crying): Then she hit me... in front of everyone!"
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"That wicked woman! Do you know she asked me"
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"to pretend I was your friend since childhood?"
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"Man, like I'd do something like that to you."
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"What am I gonna do?!"
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"Listen, Stan, you got to forget about Francine."
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"Have a few drinks, get loose..."
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"(grunting rhythmically)"
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"Get loose?"
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"Yeah, man! Before you met Francine,"
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"you were a mack!"
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"I was? What was my type?"
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"Mature Navajo bitches."
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"Thank you for bringing this to my attention, Steven."
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"He was in on it, too-- Mr. Cappelini!"
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"Oh, I know. I've been following you two for weeks."
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"I'm a fairy-- the last of my kind."
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"You see, we, the fairy folk"
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"And newspapers."
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"are dwindling in the world,"
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"which is why I, and I alone,"
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"That's for being confusing!"
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"What have I done?!"
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"(slow music playing)"
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