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Clips from The Office (2005) - Test The Store (S08E08)

"If I can prove myself today and the store is a hit with the media,"
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"Yeah. Yes. Yes I'm not wearing the right shoes for this"
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"Your tiny fingers make the best knots"
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"Hey, strangers. I'm so stoked for the Sabre store opening"
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"Hey, my name's Tabitha I'm camped out in front of the Sabre store"
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"NELLIE Test launch day, people."
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"I talked like this"
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"Loam. Magma. Mantle Outer core. Inner core."
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"when I auditioned for the Spice Girls"
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"get a callback"
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"Which Spice Girl?"
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"You're going to love them"
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"worthy of a world's fair. Ryan, you ready to do this?"
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"When people see this presentation,"
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"Cathy, you will be the hot girl who talks to bloggers"
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"Uh... - Ah"
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"That is excellent"
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"I don't see what that gets us,"
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"Perfect casting, right?"
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"as if at the end of E.T., candy poured out of the screen."
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"Morning, everyone"
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"Guess what?"
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"Andy, who punched you?"
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"and there was a gang in the parking lot, on bikes, on motorcycles"
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"landed a couple, and I was fighting them off."
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"There's plenty for everyone No need to panic"
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"God, stay away"
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"then we will forever stain our neighborhood as a troubled area"
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"Yes Exactly, we need to feel safe,"
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"Great"
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"Andy got beat up by a fifth grade girl?"
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"Look at that guy, he's got a Sabre phone on him,"
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"This is a perfect photo for my daily fail blog."
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"On the Internet, that's a really good good thing"
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"We gave you an Arrowhead for free for the day."
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"and my hand won't ever get tired"
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"I begged you to pretend to be Chuck"
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"The fountain where you can feed the pigeons is out behind the bank."
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"The elderly suck the life out of the young Get them out of here"
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"What the hell, Toby?"
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"you're not going to have time to think."
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"who happens to not have a groin?"
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"to the point of view of the attacker"
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"Okay, why doesn't everyone stand?"
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"Okay, so you're being attacked"
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"Up to the chin One, two"
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"One, two"
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"But you still work for Wired, right?"
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"Okay. I know! I know, champ"
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"Just calm down because, listen"
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"...you just need to realize"
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"so much rides on this"
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"You have no idea"
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"Um"
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"You can do it, Ryan"
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"You're the only one who can do it, sweetie"
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"What did you think of the presentation?"
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"I would just fix that one"
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"Jim, get him a water"
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"Why are you just standing there?"
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"you better stop playing dead right away"
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"and just make it known that you're alive"
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"You've got to be kidding me."
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"You know what? Tiffany's going to college"
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"Oh"
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"Honestly, I could use a prescription for Ritalin right now"
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"How are you doing? Don't talk to me right now"
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"but seriously, you need to get"
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"It's okay I'll go to the Costco and search for handsome men"
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"We dated for a while but since then,"
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"Well"
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"Geez, what's he doing in there?"
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"It's Ryan"
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"What is the delay here?"
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"Jim I'm not doing the presentation"
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"This is not the face of a performer"
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"I'm telling you, if you don't do this, I don't stand a chance"
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"A costume?"
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"I've been in here for 20 seconds."
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"There are no rules anymore."
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"A shape that fits all other shapes inside of it."
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"No, that's"
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"Mmm. It's true"
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"This is the future because this is the past"
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"I've been through a lot of issues in my life"
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"without ever being able to accept that love drove the pain"
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"When I was 10 years old my parents took me to Disney world"
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"With the Pyramid, you have the connection to everything"
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"Yeah"
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"We made fun of Andy earlier for getting beat up by a little girl"
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"Whether it's a gremlin or Chucky the doll,"
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"I don't know whether this is gonna help"
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"We should stay to maybe some more traditional models."
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"You think you're so pretty?"
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"Okay, this is what's called Take that!"
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"...pre-violent posture Take that"
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"Not so pre-violent anymore"
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"I'm in what's called the decision point."
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"Hey, hey, hey Kelly! Kelly!"
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"Oh, no, I'm not laughing at you"
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"I'm laughing at something that Cece did"
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"on the playground earlier yesterday, this morning."
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"I put the office in their place"
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"Right on"
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"Today is the test paunch day for the inaugural Sabre store."
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"And l, Dwight Schrute, am in charge of the entire operation."
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"and Nellie sees this, the vice presidency is mine"
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"Because I feel like I'm going to fall off"
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"We went over this, okay?"
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"so I can be first in line for the new Pyramid."
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"It's me, Erin. Dwight had me pretend to be a hipster"
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"to create hype and it's working"
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"There's already people camped out behind me"
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"Now, I would like to fill you in on a little secret about me"
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"But here's the truth"
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"and until the age of 32"
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"Which was bloody horrendous, innit?"
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"No, lower than"
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"What's lower than dirt?"
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"Yeah, thank you. Loam. Bloody loam I came from"
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