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Clips from The Office (2005) - Test The Store (S08E08)

"Okay"
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"Now think about my journey here today"
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"and let it inspire your journey."
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"Today is press day, and press is going to make or break this store"
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"Dossier on bloggers"
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"Ryan is going to be the main event today"
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"He is the pitchman who is going to give"
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"the feisty yet profound speech"
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"they're going to * in their pants"
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"Come on, man. - Come on"
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"Okay Seriously disgusting"
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"Ugh! Kill me It was my idea"
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"Packer, you will be the sexual predator who has come to prey"
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"on the trendy teenage girls who are obsessed with the Pyramid"
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"Schrute's out to get me, but I'm playing the long game"
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"As soon as he messes up I swoop in like a sexual predator."
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"of wonder and enthusiasm"
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"Do you understand?"
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"Oh, Andy, guess what happened to me this morning"
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"Don't care. Tell me later Listen, it's important."
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"You've got to hear this"
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"What do you got?"
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"Oh, my God Do you have a black eye?"
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"in time for the paper to be delivered"
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"It's not a kid on a bike It's a man in a car"
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"Hey, I was on the can What's this about a black guy in the office?"
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"Black eye, Meredith"
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"Will someone please explain what's going on here?"
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"Since the interesting thing happened until now so much time has passed"
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"And they just were hassling Pam."
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"They had weapons."
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"Weapons."
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"But these were not the kind of people who use their words."
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"It was a totally like, senseless crime"
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"any of you wouldn't have done."
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"Open the gates"
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"There's plenty for everyone There's plenty"
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"Okay, okay! Hey, hey It's going to be fine It's going to be fine"
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"There's plenty of Pyramids"
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"Come on, I was in line before you"
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"So you're a blogger, right?"
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"Blogger"
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"Uh, yeah, I already bought my Pyramid but I don't want to leave yet."
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"since seeing Zooey Deschanel"
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"at the Coachella music festival. So fun."
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"How can we feel safe knowing that there are gangs here?"
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"We should call the police right now - Yes"
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"No, no, no, no, no, no We don't need to call the police."
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"Police are a hassle We settled this on the street"
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"And my eye will heal. But if the police come"
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"Because I have neighborhood pride"
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"Guys, guys that's so vague"
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"Look, I don't feel safe I think we should call the police."
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"which is why Toby is teaching us self-defense."
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"Me?"
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"Toby, will you teach us self-defense?"
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"Yeah. I can't believe you remembered"
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"I'll go put on my cup"
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"Yes - Okay."
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"one of you was Chuck"
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"he's not even using it"
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"Uh, I got to go Okay."
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"Dwight, what is a fail? That sounds bad."
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"I'm very sorry"
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"How hard would it have been to do this? Hmm?"
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"because of the ergonomic shape"
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"I'm really sorry Is there anything I can do? Maybe pretend to be Chuck?"
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"You could have pretended to be Chuck"
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"But you chose to be yourself and you can no longer be Chuck."
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"Surrender the tri-pack"
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"Point it towards the store, idiot"
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"Pick one of these buttons and just"
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"Damn it. Take over"
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"Listen. Excuse me, sir"
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"Okay, so long Here we go."
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"Erin! Psst! Come on"
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"We are closed Come on"
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"Self-defense is not some fun boxing match okay?"
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"This is about escaping with your life"
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"So strike scream and run"
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"All right, let's try it"
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"That may have been my fault."
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"Okay, look in a real crisis situation"
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"Okay? So just remember IAATG"
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""It's All About The Groin.'"
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"I don't think that's very common"
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"But what if you're being attacked"
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"by a 4'1 1" man who's penis-less"
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"Why are you fixated on this hypothetical transgendered attacker?"
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"Why don't we start with the basics?"
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"Show us how to defend ourself against a baby"
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"and then, you know, if we have time on up to a scary man"
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"The most common scenario is a larger man attacking a smaller female"
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"So in that scenario what if the victim"
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"sucker punches the attacker in the face?"
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"What can the attacker then do to better protect himself?"
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"It's interesting that you're drawn"
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"Okay? The latest Chad Flenderman novel"
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"From the point of view of his nemesis, Dr. Lucifer Woo."
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"you've got your hands up simple palm strike to the chin"
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"Cathy, I would like to introduce you to Fatty Gruesome"
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"He is a freelancer for Wired magazine"
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"Patty Grossman I'm a woman."
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"Yes Good."
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"Okay. Flirt away"
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"Sabre. It's time to come home."
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"Yeah. I mean, I think It seemed like you were a little nervous."
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"Yeah, no * Sherlock"
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"Can somebody please tell me something encouraging"
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"about this presentation"
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"before I go out there in front of a million people and do it?"
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"when you are out in front of a those people"
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"Yeah, what?"
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"I'm trying to make him feel important"
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"I wish Kelly were here. She always knew what to say"
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"You're smarter than Mark Zuckerberg"
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"You're so ignorant. You barely know what you're talking about."
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"It's so ridiculous"
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"What's a book?"
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"Oh, my God You're so embarrassing"
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