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Clips from Perfect Strangers - Picture This (S01E01)

"Whoo. - Whoo."
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"Oh. - Oh."
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"What are we talking about?"
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"I thought you were going to your citizenship class."
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"You're sewing Twinkacetti's pants?"
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"Sure. You want me to sew something for you?"
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"There you go, letting people take advantage of you."
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"Sure. - There, see? You did it again."
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"You've gotta stand up for yourself."
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"Sit down."
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"Just say no. - No. I'm sorry."
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"No. No, don't say you're sorry. It takes the edge off."
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"Now, come on, try it again."
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"Balki, would you please shine my shoes?"
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"It would help if you didn't say "please.""
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"Say it. - No."
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"Would you get me the mustard? - Oh, sure."
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"No shoes, no mustard."
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"Good, huh? - Very good, I'm very proud of you."
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"And you'll never do this again. - Never again."
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"You bet you will, buddy."
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"This is fun."
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"Hello?"
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"They did? When did they leave?"
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"You're the greatest, Gus. Thanks."
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"Balki, Dolly Parton just went for a walk with the guy she's with."
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"I gotta hurry if I wanna catch them. Do me a favor."
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"Balki?"
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"You want me to walk the dog? - Yes."
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"Don't be ridiculous."
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"No, no. Now, Balki, Balki. Now, I am desperate, I am in need."
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"Aren't we all? - What? No, no."
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"Balki, this is not a test. I repeat, this is not a test."
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"I am begging you."
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"No way. Uh-uh."
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"I'm going to my citizenship class. - Balki, you can't do this to me."
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"Who do you think you're talking to? Somebody nice?"
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"Come here, Susan."
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"Look this. Hello, Cousin Larry."
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"Larry, why aren't you talking to Balki?"
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"All I know is last night, he taught me how to say no..."
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"...until I was very good at saying no."
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"And then I said "no," and he got mad."
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"That's not quite what happened."
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"I had the chance to get an exclusive photograph of a famous person."
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"It was the most important opportunity of my life."
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"And all he had to do was take Gorbachev for a walk."
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"But no."
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"Gorbachev? - A dog the size of a Buick."
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"The point..."
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"The point is, I had to take the beast with me."
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"When I got close enough to take the picture, she saw me and took off."
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"Gorbachev took off after her, dragging me behind like a rag doll."
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"I tore my clothes. I sprained my ankle."
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"I would've been dragged to my death..."
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"...if Gorbachev hadn't met a stray poodle who was coming off a bad relationship."
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"All because of this person, who I am not talking to."
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"Did you like Mypos food?"
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"Cousin Larry, I don't know what you want."
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"I cook all day for you and still you're not talking to me."
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"You told me to say no."
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"I'll make an exception just to say this."
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"I don't wanna talk about it."
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"You know, now you're making Balki mad."
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"You know, I can pout too."
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"Pouting was invented on Mypos."
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"You haven't seen pouting until you've seen the Mypos Kiss of Silence."
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"I now put on you the Mypos Kiss of Silence."
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"Don't you ever, ever do that again."
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"Hello, Gus."
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"No, he's in the bathroom, not talking."
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"What?"
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"Oh, my cousin, Larry, would love to hear that."
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"Who was that? Was that Gus?"
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"Did he say something about Dolly Parton? Did he say she was going out?"
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"Well, what do you think, huh?"
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"You're not dealing with a dimwit here."
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"Gus went on his break."
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"Balki, I'd like to apologize."
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"Now tell me what he said."
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"Balki, I apologized."
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"You didn't mean it."
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"Of course, of course I meant it, Balki, cousin, friend."
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"You know, on Mypos, we have a way of showing an apology is real."
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"Well, first you pluck a chicken."
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"Balki."
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"I am the sweat of a pig."
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"I am sorry forever.""
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"But it better be convincing."
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"I am dirt."
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"What? What? What? What?"
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"I am dirt."
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"I am..."
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"I am dirt."
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"I am..."
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"The sweat of a pig. - The sweat of a pig. I've got it, I've got it."
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"I am sorry forever."
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"There, is that good enough?"
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"It's just not the same without the chicken."
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"Balki, Balki, please."
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"She's on the plane to Nashville. - No."
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"Just kidding."
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"Now tell me what he said."
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"She's in the lounge, with the man that I'm sure is her brother."
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"Can I come with you? - Okay, okay."
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"Just don't do anything that will attract attention to us."
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"I wanna get close enough to get the picture."
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"You won't know I'm there. - Great."
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"Can I say, "Watch the birdie"? - No."
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"It's so dark in here."
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"Oh, no, he's leaving. I've gotta get a picture of them together."
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"Don't you see what's happened?"
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"She's just told him that they can't go on like this."
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"She's going back to her husband because she's a good person."
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"And now no one will ever know that they came here together."
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"Until you take a picture of them, and then her life is ruined."
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"What are you doing? - I can't let you take advantage of her."
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"I don't think it's right just because she has a public figure."
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"Balki, give me my camera. - No."
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"Good, huh?"
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