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Clips from Perfect Strangers - Picture This (S01E01)

"No, no, no."
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"Look, there, see? He's come back. She's not going back to her husband."
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"They are going to Mexico to live in sin."
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"Now, give me my camera."
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"Balki, get out of my way. - No."
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"I can't let you invade her privacy."
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"Run, Dolly, run."
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"That's him. That's the man that's been following me."
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"Somebody call the police."
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"You're not Dolly Parton. - She's not? But I was told..."
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"Why you been following us all over town?"
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"You scared my wife half to death. - I did?"
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"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt anyone."
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"I just wanted to get a picture of a famous person committing adultery."
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"I am dirt."
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"I am the sweat of a pig."
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"Well, because it was very dark at that hotel."
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"I was willing to destroy a person's reputation..."
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"...by selling a picture to a sleazy newspaper..."
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"...just to get my career started."
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"Well, I tried to tell you that, but you wouldn't listen."
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"You tried to tell me that, but I wouldn't listen."
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"What is integrity?"
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"Refusing to sell out to get where you wanna go."
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"If I wanted to be a photojournalist with integrity..."
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"...what made me think I could start out this way?"
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"Cousin Larry, when a person learns something about himself..."
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"I learned I was a sleaze."
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"But you can build on that."
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"In my country..."
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"...when somebody learns something about himself that is not good..."
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"...then he changes that."
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"That means he has what you call integrity."
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"You should be proud of yourself."
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"I'm proud of you. - Yeah?"
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"Well, that makes me feel better."
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"Do me a favor. Lock up before you go to bed, okay?"
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"Now, cousin, it would make me happy to do something for you..."
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"But if I do that for you..."
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"...are you taking advantage of me?"
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"What I meant about that was if you wanna help people, you should."
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"I understand."
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"What a wonderful day we've had."
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"You have learned something, and I have learned something."
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"We could have gone to the movies instead."
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"Cousin Larry? - What?"
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"Sheesh."
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"And she said to me, "Would you take this to my house?""
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"And so, when we got there, I had to hook up the antenna..."
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"I hope he didn't take advantage of you."
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"...it'll show the newspaper editors I've got what it takes to be a crack photojournalist."
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"Because you're cracked."
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"Thanks."
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"Now how do I close that?"
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"Come on, Gorbachev. If you're good, we'll feed you a mailman."
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"See, I'm letting her take advantage of me..."
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"Well, I'll make it up on Saturday. I'm sewing Mr. Twinkacetti's pants."
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"I'll get it."
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"What is that about Dolly Parton?"
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"The important part is the groveling."
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"Now we're happy because we're friends again."
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"So we have to do the Dance of Joy."
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"All right, good."
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"There she is."
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"Stop. Stop. Don't. Don't..."
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"Why couldn't I see what I was doing?"
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"I have no integrity. - Of course you do."
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"...that makes a better person."
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"No."
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"Oh."
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"Too bad we didn't learn it sooner."
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"Balki, would you shine my shoes?"
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"And I got up on the roof, and it was covered with pigeons."
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""That's my cousin, Larry Appleton, the best photographer in the worid.""
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"Cousin Larry, did you get the picture?"
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"You tried to trick Balki."
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"Dolly Parton. Bye."
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"Okay, we skip the chicken."
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"Okay, wise eyes, you're asking for it."
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"I'll get it."
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"I did it."
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"It's not groveling unless your head is lower than mine."
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"Well, there's a difference."
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"Well, uh, that's another conversation altogether."
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"The sorry person says, "I am dirt."
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"Give somebody a white cane, they think they own the sidewalk."
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"Balki, sit this one out."
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"And if I'm gonna make it as a photojournalist..."
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"I was wrong, I'm sorry I pouted. There."
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"Now, tell me what Gus said about Dolly Parton."
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"You can't even see your own nose in front of your face."
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"If I can get a picture of her before anyone knows she's in town..."
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