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Clips from South Park - Death (S01E01)

"Hey, Terrance, now that you farted I think I might fart too."
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"You farted."
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"Kyle, what are you watching?"
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"All right then, here's a tulip."
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"- What is this? It's horrible. - It's Terrance and Phillip."
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"- You're an asshole, Phillip. - What?!"
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"- Sweet. - Eric, dear..."
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"...I just got a call from your friend Kyle's mother."
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"That's crap. Kyle's mom is a f* * *ing Jew."
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"- Good night, Grandpa. - You son of a whore!"
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"- She did it on her own. - Why does this happen every month?"
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"It seems like every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass..."
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"...and I always get screwed by it. - Children..."
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"Shows like that are called "toilet humor.""
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"They don't expand your minds."
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"Children, these kinds of shows are senseless, vile trash."
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"Yes, Kenny, what is it?"
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"Okay, okay, go ahead."
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"- Smells like you slaughtered a cow. - Pay attention!"
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"That's right. Are there any questions? Yes, Stanley?"
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"- What? - My grandpa is asking me to kill him."
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"- Sometimes I wonder if I should. - Then you should."
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"- Really? - Yeah. A guy named Jack Laborkian..."
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"Is it okay to assist somebody with suicide?"
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"Stan, I'm not touching that one with a 20-foot pole."
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"- How's it going? - Bad."
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"- Why bad? - Is it okay to kill your grandpa?"
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"You can't kill my grandpa, he's already passed on."
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"- No, I mean kill my grandpa. - I don't think that's okay."
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"Yeah, like assisted suicide. What about that?"
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"I don't wanna touch that with a 40-foot pole."
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"I have a clip to demonstrate what I mean."
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"- Phillip, guess what? - What?"
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"Fart."
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"Not allowing our kids to watch this show is not enough."
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"We need to boycott the entire network. All those in favor?"
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"I think I've caught a touch of the flu from Kenny."
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"Hi, Grandpa, I brought my friends over."
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"- No, Grandpa. - Kill me, goddamn it."
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"- I can't even kill a deer. - Have your friends do it."
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"Let me tell you something, porky..."
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"...your mom was over here earlier, and I humped her like a bitch."
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"And I dug up your great grandma's skeleton and had my way with her."
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"- Choice piece of ass. - Piece of crap, I'll kill you!"
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"- Don't talk about my mom like that! - Let's watch TV."
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"- He really wants to die. - It's okay."
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"- I have a cousin who cheated on the SATs..."
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"Tell little Gregory that cheating is lying, and lying is wrong."
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"Okay. Thanks for the advice, Jesus."
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"- What's wrong with everybody? - Hey, Terrance and Phillip is on."
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"- Think we'll get in trouble? - Don't be a butthole."
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"Back to Terrance and Phillip."
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"- Phillip, would you like some beans? - Yeah, I love beans."
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"No, I mean what the hell are you doing to Grandpa?"
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"Tug a little harder, Billy."
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"- I'm telling Mom. - Damn it, I was so close."
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"Boys, what drove you to the edge and changed you into demonic bastards?"
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"Terrance and Phillip? So that show is to blame."
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"...and we are fed up."
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"New York, here we come!"
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"We are spreading the word to this establishment..."
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"We want more quality television like Full House."
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"- I think you gave me the stomach flu. - No, it was that little Kenny bastard."
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"- Billy, I wanna show you something. - Do I have to?"
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"Now I've found a way to show you what it feels like to be Grandpa."
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"What are you doing?"
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"You're about to see what it's like to be as old as me. Are you ready?"
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"I guess."
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"That's it. Now you know how it feels to be Grandpa."
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"- Now I understand. - So now will you kill me, Billy?"
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"Sure, I will, Grandpa. I will."
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"- Our protest isn't working. - It'll work. It has to."
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"It's the president of the network."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm John Warson."
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"I've prepared a statement for you on behalf of the network."
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"F* *k you."
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"Thank you. If there are any questions..."
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"...you may direct them to that brick wall over there."
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"That does it, no more Mr. Nice Protesters."
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"Okay, come on, guys."
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"That's good, Billy, a little higher now."
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"In the past, people have had to die for what they believed in."
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"We are prepared to do the same. Ready?"
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"Mr. McCormick, you shall be a martyr to us all. Godspeed."
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"We will not let these corporate half-wits ruin our children's minds."
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"Carry on."
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"What is that?"
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"It's about time, you lazy-ass son of a whore!"
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"- Hey, he's coming towards us. - Why is Death coming after us?"
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"...slingshot their bodies into the side of the Toon Central building."
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"...and has already lost 20% of their sponsors."
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"You need to leave Mommy alone."
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"- But, Mom...! - Talk to your father."
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"...and worried more about their kids' lives, things would be better."
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"I'm over here, son of a whore!"
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"Terrance, what color is the wind?"
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"I don't know. Why don't you check?"
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"You farted! Oh, my!"
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"Hey, look!"
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"...and replacing it with She's the Sheriff, starring Suzanne Somers."
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"Now get away from here and take your diarrhea with you."
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"Now, at last, we can return to normality."
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"- Hey, Phillip. - Yes, Terrance?"
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"Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! You bastard."
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"Hey, you were supposed to kill me."
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"That's not fair, goddamn it!"
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"My grandpa asked me to kill him, and I did it."
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"Just like you're wrong to put little Billy in it."
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"Let nature run its course or else end up in limbo."
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"Come on you guys, let's go home."
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"- We won a battle for your well-being. - What?"
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"We got Terrance and Phillip canceled."
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"- You son of a bitch, your mom sucks! - But look what they put on."
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"What did he say?"
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"- Up yours, butt-munch. - What?!"
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"Come on, everybody, back to New York."
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"- What are you doing, Grandpa? - I'm going to Africa."
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"Over 400 people are eaten naturally by lions in Africa every year."
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"That's my silly grandpa."
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