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Clips from South Park - Death (S01E01)

""Get your bitch-ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie.""
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"That was a hoot and a holler."
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"This next episode is definitely our favorite. It's called "Death.""
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"Stan's grandpa wants to die..."
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"...and all the parents are protesting a TV show."
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"Let's get right to the point, should old people be allowed to die?"
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"We're both firm believers in euthanasia. At a certain age..."
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"...things get too boring and painful."
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"You should be able to, you know, by people you love."
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"I've asked my family to put a bullet in me when I'm 30."
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"Who are Terrance and Phillip, and why are they different?"
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"Terrance and Phillip is a show the boys watch."
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"The truth is, they're Canadian. That's why they're so silly."
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"How many lives does Kenny have left?"
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"Will they eventually run out, like a video game?"
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"There's something people have to understand."
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"We created Kenny. If we wanna kill him, we can."
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"That's our right. Leave us alone."
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"So are you guys as anti-Semitic as some might believe?"
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"People have accused us of anti-Semitism..."
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"...but I'm Jewish and proud."
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"I can say with certainty that I am not anti-Semitic."
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"I am, however."
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"So now, sit back, relax and enjoy "Death.""
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"- That's silly. - I'm not being silly, kill me."
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"Back to Terrance and Phillip."
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"Damn it!"
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"- Want to make a dollar, Billy? - My name's not Billy, it's Stan."
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"- I killed my grandpa when I was young. - Leave me alone, Grandpa."
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"- Phillip, would you like a flower? - I sure would."
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"- Take that, you stupid dick. - What did he say?"
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"- It's immature toilet humor. - But everybody watches it."
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"Really, is that so?"
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"- Looks like you're about to fart. - You're exactly right, Terrance."
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"She said that this show is naughty and might make you a potty-mouth."
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"Okay, hon."
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"What was that for?"
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"Your stupid mother made me miss Terrance and Phillip."
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"She informed me that some of you might be watching Terrance and Phillip."
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"Okay, Kenny, be seated."
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"The reason the parents of South Park are upset is because..."
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"You enjoy the show even though it isn't based in reality."
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"Usually they get canceled."
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"I'm requesting that you don't watch Terrance and Phillip anymore."
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"- What? - Not watch Terrance and Phillip?"
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"Is it okay to kill somebody if they want you to?"
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"Maybe we could get him to kill Kyle's mom."
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"We're gonna miss Terrance and Phillip. I think I'm already having withdrawal."
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"Won't your grandpa be there?"
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"- I think that's illegal. - See, I told you."
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"Now apparently, that's supposed to be funny."
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"- You kill me. - I would never kill somebody..."
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"That's right."
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"- That's the spirit, tubby. - Come on."
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"I ever tell you how I boofed your dad, fatso?"
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"- I can't believe that son of a bitch! - Have some Snacky Cakes."
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"- Ask the Lord for guidance. - Yeah."
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"- Sorry. This is Martin... - From Aspen Park."
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"- Next caller. - Jesus?"
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"- Yes, my son. - Is it okay to kill somebody..."
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"...I'm not touching that with a 60-foot pole."
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"- Goddamn! - I heard that."
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"Don't call my mom a bitch, Cartman!"
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"Hey, you're gonna miss it, Kenny."
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"- You're such an asshole, Terrance. - I sure am."
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"- Kenny, you're gonna miss the fart. - What the hell are you doing?"
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"...tried to viciously murder an innocent grandfather."
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"We have to stop this smut from airing."
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"...that we demand better television for our children."
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"- This is sweet without parents around. - I hope they protest TV shows forever."
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"Yes, you do, you little pecker!"
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"The reason you won't kill me..."
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"...is because you don't understand how I feel."
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"- Okay, you can let me out now. - Not just yet."
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"Let me out, Grandpa!"
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"It's cheesy, but lame and eerily soothing too."
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"Grandpa, I had no idea how bad it was for you."
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"It's time for plan B."
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"Over there. You need to drop some friends off at the pool?"
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"Yes indeedy."
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"- Why don't we shoot him? - It has to look natural..."
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"...or else we'll get busted. - Yeah, stupid."
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"The network is not taking us seriously."
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"Launch!"
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"We will all follow suit, one by one if that's what it takes."
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"- Are you ready, Grandpa? - Does a pope crap in the woods?"
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"Code six. 1 05 northbound, Route 52."
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"Okay, here we go. Bye, it was nice knowing you."
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"It looks like Death."
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"- Help! - Run, run, run!"
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"As the day progresses, more South Park residents..."
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"- Here, I think it's your boy. - Thanks."
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"Mom, Death is here! He's trying to take us away!"
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"- Is the heat on? - Death's coming!"
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"Come back here, you pompous son of a pansy!"
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"Don't let him touch you, or you'll die."
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"Know what my space suit smells like?"
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"- No, Terrance, why don't you tell me? - Well, it smells like a dirty fart."
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"There's one."
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"Worse yet, the stomach flu that is going around is..."
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"Wait. The president of the network is going to make a statement."
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"...your Nazi-ass tactics of trying to stink us out with your rancid feces..."
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"- Is there a penny stuck in my butt? - I don't know, let me check."
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"Don't look there, Phillip, you're gonna get farted on."
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"Wow, I guess Death was just coming after Kenny the whole time."
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"I asked you to kill me, Billy, but I was wrong."
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"- Now I'm spending eternity in limbo. - Limbo?"
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"- And now back to She's the Sheriff. - No! God, no!"
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"Why don't we go watch those porno movie thingies?"
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"- How's it feel to be 1 02, Paps? - Shoot me."
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"- I'd do it myself, but I'm too old. - Who wants ice cream with their cake?"
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"- I will. - It's 8:00. My favorite TV show is on."
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"Can I eat in the living room, Mom?"
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"All right, but take your grampy with you."
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"- Damn it! - Language!"
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"- Hey Terrance, I think I have to fart. - Wait, before you do, pull my thumb."
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"- Damn it, do you want a dollar or not? - Sure."
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"- You just have to do one thing for me. - I'm not gonna kill you."
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"- Why not? - I'll get in trouble."
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"What has our youth come to?"
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