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Clips from South Park - Spontaneous Combustion (S03E03)

"how he freed us all from the threat of spontaneous combustion."
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"Gentlemen?"
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"You're the best, Randy!"
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"I am? I am, huh! I never knew the depth of my scientific genius until now!"
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"It's too bad Cartman can't be here to enjoy this."
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"You guys! Seriously! Somebody get me down from here!"
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"Officer Barbrady!"
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"T. T is for turtle."
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"Ay! Help me you sonofabitch."
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"I'm gonna die up here."
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"We now return to the 42nd Annual Nobel Prize Awards."
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"Here again your host, Whoopi Goldberg."
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"Republicans are so stupid!"
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"I hate republicans!"
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"Republicans are so stupid!"
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"And now here to present the Nobel Prize for Science, here's Nick Nolte."
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"Science is good."
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"Science is very im-port-ant."
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"This year's nominees are..."
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"Harold R. Pinkerton for his further development"
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"of the grand unified theory of physics."
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"Randy Marsh for his formulated break- wind theory of spontaneous combustion."
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"And Alphonz Mephesto for his seven-assed Galapagos turtle."
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"And the Nobel Prize goes to..."
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"Randy Marsh for the theory of spontaneous fart things."
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"I'm the best! Yeah!"
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"It's just so amazing to be told that you're the best!"
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"I thought I was just a normal person like all of you, but..."
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"Thank you for showing me otherwise!"
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"Yeah! I kick ass!"
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"Fixed! Fixed!"
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"That was supposed to be my award, Kevin! I'll get him for this! Mark my words!"
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"Wow! My dad's the best! All other dads suck compared to my dad!"
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"Hey! My dad is pretty cool, too!"
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"I'm sorry honey..."
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"It's okay. I'll just call some twenty year old and have him come over."
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"- What?! - I'm just kidding."
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"Kidding?! Well, that's not funny! That hurt my feelings!"
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"- Why? - Why?!"
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"Actually Cartman's getting a nurection, but then we're gonna give it to you,"
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"so buck up!"
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"We have a very strange little boy, Gerald!"
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"You guys, my mom is totally worried about me, you better let me down."
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"Eric? Eric, where are you? I miss you very much."
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"That's not your mom calling!"
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"How stupid do you think we are?!"
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"Now you die on that cross and get resurr-erected before I kick your ass!"
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"You guys! Now it is too hot out here! I can't do this!"
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"He is right, it has been getting really hot lately."
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"You guys! You guys wanna hear my "I Hate Stan and Kyle Song"?"
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"My God! It's burning up in here!"
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"- Can't we crank the AC up some more?! - It's already on full."
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"You wanted to see me, mayor?"
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"Yes, Marsh, we have a new problem and I think only you can solve it."
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"The temperature is steadily rising every day!"
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"Mayor, I think I'm a little overqualified for this,"
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"Alright, alright! Name your price."
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"Done, just find out what's happening."
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"Don't worry, mayor. I'll find the cause. Or else?"
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"Or else what? Exactly."
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"- Oh what now?! - Chef! Chef!"
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"- Children, what the hell are you doing?! - Just get me down from here!"
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"Oh, finally! My arms are killing me!"
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"You children shouldn't be out crucifying yourselves out in this heat!"
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"Sweet! Now I'm gonna go kill those guys!"
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"Eric, I have to tell you something, and it's really gonna bum you out!"
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"- What? - It's gonna really piss you off!"
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"This is just a dream. You still up on that cross."
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"Goddamn it!"
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"Dad, where's the phone book?"
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"Not now, Stanley. Without my scientific genius the town is doomed."
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"Let's see now, when exactly did the temperature start to go up?"
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"Caller, you're on the air."
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"Jesus, after you got crucified, how long did it take for you to die and resurrect?"
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"- Do you have an opinion on global warming? - Ah, it sucks ass."
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"Well, let's go to our first guest, Dr. Alphonz Mephesto."
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"Thanks for coming. You claim to know the cause for global warming in South Park."
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"I most certainly do! The cause of global warming is..."
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"Randy Marsh!"
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"It was Marsh's theory on spontaneous combustion"
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"that told everyone to fart all they want."
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"We are all doomed to die!"
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"We want answers!"
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"- You killed us all! - Someone's gotta pay!"
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"Boy, they're really pissed."
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"adversely affect the atmosphere. - Well let's go talk to them. Stick by me."
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"Oh my God, what's going on?"
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"or we let our farts out and kill our entire planet!"
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"I'm, for one, am not farting anymore!"
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"Uh, I'll try to find a solution..."
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"Damn you, Marsh! Get out of town!"
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"- Mr. Garrison, help me! - I do not know you, sir."
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"Up yours!"
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"- Take that! - Dude! That's my dad!"
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"Oh yeah, sorry."
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"The spontaneous combustion problem escalates as"
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"more and more people go back to holding in all their farts."
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"Meanwhile the ozone layer continues to deplete as"
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"others refuse to hold in their farts for fear of combustion."
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"As we all know, the cause for all of this is Randy Marsh,"
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"the sonofabitch who calls himself a scientist."
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"We caught up with Mr. Marsh earlier today and he had this to say:"
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"I don't know what to say..."
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"What an asshole! I hate that guy and so do you!"
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"And now on to the weather. It's fuckin hot! Thanks to Randy Marsh, sonofabitch!"
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"- Where's your dad? - He's hiding down in the basement."
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"- I don't know what to do! - You have to help him, just like I have to help my dad."
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"Still more effects from the heat wave caused by Randy Marsh."
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"A giant glacier is melting above South Park"
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"and the entire town is doomed! And now these messages."
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"Having a hard time with male potency? Well I don't and I'm Bob Dole."
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"What's wrong with you? Christ! I'm Bob Dole and I can get it up!"
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"- Are you a lawyer? - Yes."
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"- He gave us skin cancer. - Yeah! He put that hole in the ozone,"
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"and now we got skin cancer all over our hot bodies! Look!"
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"What are you doing, dad?"
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"No he's not! He can't even get a nurection!"
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"Really?"
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"Dad, you've got to work! People are dying dad! You've gotta come up with a solution!"
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"Not me! I'm not a scientist, I'm a hack!"
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