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Clips from South Park - Spontaneous Combustion (S03E03)

"Even if I found a solution, those people would still all hate me."
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"Well that doesn't matter! I learned something from the Stations of the Cross."
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"At first, Jesus was all like "why me?" and he was all pissed off and stuff."
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"But then He saw what mattered most was everybody else."
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"So He stopped thinking about His own misery, and did what had to be done."
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""The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.""
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"You're right, Stanley! You're absolutely right!"
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"Hey, that Bible sounds like kind of a good book!"
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""The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few"? That was Wrath of Khan."
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"Alright! Now, let's get to work!"
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"Dad!"
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"Dad, what are you doing? You have to get started."
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"Kyle, where's your mother?!"
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"- She's upstairs! - Well I have something to give to her!"
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"Uh, please, everyone!"
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"You're a dead man, Marsh!"
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"Please, just listen to me. I think I found the answer."
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"Could I borrow one of your rocks?"
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"but if you always fart, you deplete the ozone."
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"So we must fart only at appropriate times or when it's really really funny."
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"You can keep stoning me now if you want."
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"And so we salute Randy Marsh and his unified theory of moderation that has saved us all!"
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"Get me down from here!"
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"And when I get down from here, I'm gonna kick you both right in the nuts!"
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"Let's go..."
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"Dude, this is great! You know all the Stations of the Cross, right Stan?"
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"Stan should be Jesus!"
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"Well well well! A lot of you came to church."
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"Hi mom."
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"It's a great name, isn't it?"
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"We have to leave you up there until you die,"
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"Hey there you guys are!"
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"Come on!... Good good ass..."
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"Okay, okay! Just go away!"
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"Oh, hello boys, have you seen Eric around anywhere?"
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"Yes it is, you guys! Now seriously!"
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"Give me that!"
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"No! I think I might have it!"
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"That's not the topic, tonight. The topic is global warming."
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"about Kenny in the weeks leading up to his combustion?"
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"- What the hell happened to him? - He just... ignited!"
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"What?!"
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"Don't worry Kyle! Everything's gonna be okay between me and your mom!"
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"I hate Stan and Kyle!"
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"Alright! That does it!"
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"Ten thousand, I have to protect my talent."
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"You guys! Seriously now!"
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