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Clips from South Park - Spontaneous Combustion (S03E03)

"Oh where you gonna go, Kenny? You gonna see your little girlfriend again?"
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"- Oh my God! They killed Kenny! - You bastards!"
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"That's why I've assembled this crack team of scientists"
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"- Uh, mayor, I'm a geologist. - Right."
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"Find the cause of spontaneous combustion or else!"
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"and once again bathe in the glory of your light. Amen."
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"Boys, I haven't seen you in church lately."
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"Well, I'm Jewish."
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"- Huh?! - We'll do it! We'll do it!"
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"I don't know, dude. I'm gonna have to go look in the Bible."
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"- Oh my God! Another one! - Helen! No!"
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"- What happened?! - God must be very angry with us, but why?"
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"Now let's see if they combust... no... could be from... no"
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"- What? - Right."
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"to go visit her, what does that have to do with his death?"
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"Well, we're gonna go work on getting Kyle's dad a nurection."
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"Yes, yes, of course, I've got work to do."
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"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'm Jesus and you aren't."
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"Alright, alright, let's try it again. Kenny was standing here."
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"- Do you feel hot? - No."
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"Dammit! How come you're not combusting?"
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"Another one! Another one combusted!"
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"No! She was just on her way to her new boyfriend's house!"
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"And now, some of our darling local children"
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"And then, Jesus' Disciple Peter denies he knows Him."
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"Oh Peter, weak."
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"Okay. If your right about this Marsh,"
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"Make love to me Randy! Please!"
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"Things can not get any more weak for me."
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"Then a crown of thorns was placed on Jesus' head and Jesus was all like, thanx."
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"Well, this sucks that I have to die,"
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"And then Jesus was lead away to Mount Sinai,"
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"Yeah, I told I'd be a sweet Jesus you guys."
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"Up your ass with broken glass!"
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"The little boy combusted because he had a new girlfriend."
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"I wasn't the girl that caused him to combust,"
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"disaster."
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"Kenny combusted because he held his farts in for too long."
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"Whoa, dude! My dad's famous."
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"Wow, he died."
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"How come you're not dead yet, Cartman?!"
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"You guys, I am seriously... Get me down right now!"
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"Look fatass, after you die, and get ressur-erected,"
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"- Uh, we've been taking care of him. - Yeah, we're having his resurr-erected."
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"- Apples? - Yes, apples."
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"Apples, get it?"
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"No! No, this can't be!"
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"Don't worry you guys! I'm getting a nurection as we speak!"
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"Dude, he's still not dead."
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"She's not worried about you."
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"Yes, she is! I've been hearing her all day! Listen, listen."
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"This is Eric's mom and I want him home right now."
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"Yeah, I noticed that too. Let's go get some ice-cold lemonade!"
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"Oh god damn it!"
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"I seriously hate Stan and Kyle!"
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"I suspect you're talking about the dramatic heat wave."
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"I want you to find out why."
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"my scientific mind is best used on global problems."
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"Our topic tonight is the rising temperatures in South Park. Let's go to the phones."
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"Stan?"
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"Okay. Thank you caller."
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"Now all the methane from all those farts has ripped a hole in our ozone."
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"Ah crap!"
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"Well they're right. We should have known that all that methane could"
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"- You killed us all! - Shove that Nobel Prize up your ass!"
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"Now, either we hold in our farts and spontaneously combust,"
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"We don't want your solutions, phoney!"
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"You fraud!"
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"- Dude! Those people are pissed! - I know! Huh!"
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"- We want to see Randy Marsh. - Why?"
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"Stanley, I think it's best you live with Kyle from now on. His dad is better than me."
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"What?"
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"Right as Jesus was dying, He raised His hand and said:"
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"It ain't bad. You should try reading it sometime."
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"Dude, that was Star Trek again!"
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"Oh well! Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?"
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"Right, right, right."
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"Really! Great! I don't have to worry about that anymore!"
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"- Look! There he is! - Get him!"
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"It's all about moderation. If you never fart, you combust,"
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"I know you all hate me, but please, for your own sake, fart in moderation."
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"- See, my dad is the coolest after all! - Well, my dad's..."
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"- Dude! Cartman! - I forgot all about him!"
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"He's been up there for like, three weeks!"
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"That's amazing!"
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"- You guys! I am really pissed off now! - Dude! You're still alive, Cartman!"
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"Dude, you survived all this time on the fat stored up in your body?!"
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"- Is this what you're looking for, Kyle? - No, I don't think so."
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"- How about this? - No, that's a hair dryer. - Can I help you find something?"
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"- Yeah, do you have any nurections? - Any what?"
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"I need to get a nurection for my dad."
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"- Very funny, boys! Go on, beat it! - Why is that funny?"
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"Dude, my mom and dad keep fighting all the time, and everyone says it's"
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"because he doesn't have a nurection, so I wanna get him one."
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"Dammit! What the hell is wrong with everybody?"
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"That's the fifth store we've been kicked out of! Why is it so hard to get a nurection?"
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"I just want a nurection so I can give it to my mom."
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"- What? - See you guys. I've gotta go get a bus."
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"- Yeah, she must love me - Dude, you spend way too much time with that girl. If you..."
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"- What happened?! - I saw it from across the street, he just caught on fire!"
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"Okay, people, stand back, give the little burnt boy some breathing room."
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"I've heard about this! This is spontaneous combustion!"
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"But it usually only happens to fat people near open flames."
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"- Is it contagious? - Am I gonna spontaneously combust?!"
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"- I hope nothing happens to me! - This is very scary!"
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"The people are panicking about spontaneous combustion!"
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"to find out the cause of the phenomenon."
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"You are the best scientific mind South Park has to offer."
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"Well, I don't study human biology, I study the Earth."
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"Look! You're the only scientist that lives in this town."
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"You have to find an answer before more people combust."
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"You do that and you'll be the most beloved man in South Park."
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"Randy! Randy! Randy!"
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"We love you Randy!"
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"Make love to me Randy! Please!"
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"Marsh, I'm not asking you, I'm telling you!"
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"- Or else what? - Exactly!"
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"Dude, he looks so peaceful without his little orange coat on."
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"The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away,"
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"sometimes the giveth seems a little disproportionate to the taketh,"
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