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Clips from South Park - Spontaneous Combustion (S03E03)

"there seems to be a lot more takething going on, but there it is."
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"Perhaps if more of you attended church on Sundays,"
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"the Lord would not have felt it necessary to punish us by takething this little boy..."
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"Oh, here comes the guilt trip again!"
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"Now, let us pray!"
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"Lord,"
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"though we have lost Neil Smith to free agency and Steve Atwater to the Jets,"
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"still, we hope our beloved Broncos can bring home another Superbowl championship,"
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"Let's go..."
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"Broncos..."
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"Broncos..."
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"Let's go Broncos!"
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"Broncos, let's go!"
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"Wow, that was short!"
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"- You're not to Jewish to worship Jesus, are you? - I guess not."
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"Good! Boys, how would you like to perform the Stations of the Cross this Friday night?"
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"It's like a skit where you reenact the death and glorious resurrection of Jesus Christ."
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"Hey, a resurrection! That's what my dad needs!"
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"Wonderful! Here's a book on how to perform it. Don't let me down boys."
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"- Good night Jerry. - See ya Tom."
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"- Bye Helen. - By Jer..."
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"How have we angered you Lord?!"
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"- Dad, where's our Bible? - Not now, Stan!"
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"I have to find out what causes spontaneous combustion or else."
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"- Or else what? - Exactly."
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"- Where's our Bible? - It's in the attic with the old LP's."
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"Boys, did you notice anything strange"
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"What did he spend his time doing?"
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"He didn't do anything. He was always with his new girlfriend."
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"Yeah, he started seeing this girl and he spent all his time taking the bus"
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"Maybe nothing."
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"Maybe everything."
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"Let's see, Jesus got crucified, then He died, then three days later, He has a resurrection,"
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"in his fourteen Stations of the Cross, and it says we can make costumes out of sheets."
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"- This is gonna be fun! - I'm gonna be Jesus."
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"- You're too fat to be Jesus! - Oh like you're gonna do it, Jew?!"
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"Either I'm Jesus or I'll screw you guys, I'm going home!"
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"You are such a fat baby!"
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"Well I guess you guys can do the Stations of the Cross by yourselves."
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"Alright, alright! You can be Jesus you tubby crybaby!"
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"Stan, Kyle, and Cartman were walking around him."
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"Okay, now walk."
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"Come on Randy, you said we were gonna drink beer and watch the fight."
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"No! She been doing anything odd?"
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"Boyfriend? And they say Kenny had a new girlfriend."
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"This is stupid. Screw you guys, I'm going home."
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"Looks like we're all a little nervous about this spontaneous combustion thing, huh?"
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"Well, on this blessed Friday, let us give thanks for stuff, and things..."
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"Lord, is it so much to ask that you to not let us suddenly"
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"burst into flame for no apparent reason, I mean, come on, Amen."
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"are going to perform the Stations of the Cross."
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"Station 1: Jesus is condemned to death by Pilate."
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"Die!"
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"Ow! You can do what you will, but I am the Lamb of God."
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"Station 2: Jesus takes His cross."
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"This cross is seriously heavy. Oh man! This is totally weak."
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"- Peter! - I don't know you, dude."
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"Peter, lame. But I'm Jesus, so I'll forgive you, I guess."
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"Mayor! Mayor! I have it! I found out why people spontaneously combust!"
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"- Why? - The answer's too complicated to explain over the phone."
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"Call a town meeting tomorrow."
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"you're gonna be the most popular man in South Park."
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"Randy! Randy! Randy!"
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"We love you Randy!"
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"Schmuck!"
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"Station 11: Jesus is nailed to the cross."
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"Oh, this has gone from weak to super-weak."
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"but if I die, everyone's sins will be forgiven, so I guess it's cool."
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"where He died and has a resurr-erection three days later."
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"Thank you, boys. Blessed be the name of Jesus."
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"Hey! That went really well. They really liked it."
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"Oh man! At least the real Jesus didn't weigh 400 pounds."
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"This spot looks good."
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"Yeah. that looks pretty good!"
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"- Okay, cool, see ya Cartman! - Hey, wait, where the hell you going?"
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"- I don't know. I'm going home, I guess. - Yeah, me too."
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"Well get me down from here!"
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"Cartman! How stupid are you?! Didn't you read the Bible?"
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"and then you come back to life in three days. - What?!"
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"- Yeah dummy, you have to get a nurection. - Then I can give it to my dad."
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"Hey! I don't wanna be Jesus anymore!"
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"Don't leave me here! You guys!"
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"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
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"Okay! I'm getting pissed now!"
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"Okay, people. Scientist Marsh and I have been working very hard"
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"on the problem of spontaneous combustion,"
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"and we have finally come up with a solution. Mr. Marsh?"
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"it was the fact that Kenny did not wanna pass gas in front of her."
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"You see, as food is digested,"
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"the natural processes give off a byproduct known as methane gas."
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"The methane gathers here in the bowel area where it causes pressure."
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"Normally a person would expel this build-up in the form of a pleasant fart."
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"Should the gas not be expelled the methane can build up,"
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"and then ignite, leading to..."
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"- You mean all we have to do is fart and we won't explode? - Exactly."
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"So from this day forward everyone in South Park will be required to fart"
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"on a regular basis to ensure that nobody else spontaneously explodes."
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"We love you Randy!"
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"Make love to me Randy, please!"
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"Come on. Let's go see how Cartman's doing with his nurection."
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"Now we just gotta wait for his nurection, and I can give it to my dad."
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"- Cartman? - You guys are in big trouble! Now get me down from here!"
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"you'll have all kinds of super powers just like Jesus. - Really?"
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"Yeah! So hurry up and die you piece of crap!"
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"When I get my super powers, I'm gonna use them"
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"to smote you two assholes right off the planet! Super powers is sweet."
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"- Hi boys. - Hi Mr. Mackie."
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"Have you boys been sure to pass gas regularly"
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"so you don't spontaneously combust?"
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"We know how to fart Mr. Mackie!"
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"Well let me show you, just to be sure, mmmkay."
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"- Jesus Christ! - Sick, dude!"
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"I had a steak wrapped with bacon last night."
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"Dude, I could have know that."
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"So you boys understand you have to do that regularly, mmmkay?"
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"God, that was not cool at all, dude!"
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"Oh, alright! I was just at the store buying some apples."
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"Stinky apples. See ya boys."
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"- I don't think I like this new law. - Squeaker."
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"And so I declare today Randy Marsh day, where we shall remember forever"
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