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Clips from Community (2009) - Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts (S02E02)

"Well, let me in. Let me in to the handshake."
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"I'll give you $ 1000."
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"Indecent Proposal. Indecent Proposal."
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"Woody. Demi."
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"Nice."
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"You two gonna fall in love?"
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"So have you considered natural childbirth?"
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"Are you kidding me? I'll take whatever they got."
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"Epidural is a proper Christian woman's only chance to get wrecked."
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"From what I'm told, the real high is the endorphin rush of a chemical-free birth."
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"I read an article that said some women can actually achieve or..."
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"I know what you're talking about."
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"That's not something a woman does on her child's head."
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"But... Listen, backseat birther,"
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"Shirley's on her third kid."
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"She doesn't need a slacker with two one-eyed cats governing her body."
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"First of all, together, my cats can do anything."
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"Secondly, you're disqualified from this conversation the moment"
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"I feel sorry for the airhead you're gonna knock up at 70."
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"You're gonna be sitting in the waiting room playing solitaire"
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"Oh, and you're gonna squat in a babbling brook"
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"and a beautiful star child is gonna slide out on a ray of sunshine"
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"while your cats each half watch, because you're so natural."
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"Okay. Oh, boy. Okay. Oh, boy."
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"Can someone please get every mop on campus?"
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"Um... Did you break water? Is that broken water?"
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"That's broken water!"
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"Chang baby!"
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"Just nice and easy. Careful."
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"Oh, Father, God Almighty, this isn't happening."
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"It's too soon. I don't want my baby's first memory to be Star-Burns."
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"- Oh, goodness. - Okay, this is not a big deal."
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"Wait, I mean, it is a big deal."
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"It's just not a big bad deal, it's a big good deal."
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"If I could have everyone's attention... We'd like not to have your attention."
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"Okay, give me your attention. This student is having a baby."
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"What am I talking about? You already know."
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"I'm gonna go get my Prius, I'm gonna pull around the back"
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"and I'm gonna drive her to the hospital."
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"I drive a Prius, which is pretty cool."
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"Dean, go! Dean gone."
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"Can you please call Andre? He's "Sugar Boots" in my phone."
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"That hurts, Shirley."
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"Oh, I'll get it, because I am here for you."
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"We came so close to having one class that wasn't all about them."
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"Remember when they took that trip on St. Patrick's Day?"
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"This has got to be a Chang baby. Changs are never born in hospitals."
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"More like taxicabs, hardware stores, bank lines, sewers."
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"My nephew Jin was born on a treadmill at Bally Total Fitness."
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"Twenty-percent incline."
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"Sugar Boots says he'll meet us at the hospital."
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"Now, can somebody do something about him?"
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"I'm saying, nobody needs to freak out. A Chang is hearty to the core."
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"Ever try Googling me? Can't be done."
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"Ben, you have to stop freaking her out."
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"Hey, show me some respect. I might be that child's estranged father."
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"Well, what's it gonna be? What?"
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"I wanna buy the rights to your handshake. We have a deal?"
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"We're about to take Shirley to the hospital. This is not the time."
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"Oh, it's the time."
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"According to my watch, it's 1000 o'clock."
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"- Deal. - Great."
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"I don't know, we just do it when one of us says something awesome."
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"All right."
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"Betty Grable."
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"I said, "Betty Grable.""
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"No. Yes."
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"No. Do it."
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"Make your money, whore."
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"Who's Betty Grable?"
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"Try to take deep breaths and relax."
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"Where is the dean?"
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"Oh, my God, everything's wet."
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"Ugh. Oh, That's okay. Ooh."
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"It's natural."
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"Are you uncomfortable, Britta?"
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"Okay."
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"Four hundred, 500. It's like a million bucks in dog dollars."
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"Word."
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"What happened? Something's off."
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"It's like buying candy from a baby."
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"What did you do? You ruined it. Give him back the money."
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"Once you've sold something out, you can't get it back."
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"You didn't even like our handshake. I hated it. Now it's gone."
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"You two are dumber than Jackie Coogan."
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"Pierce tainted our special handshake with his blood money."
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"Now we can't get the magic back."
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"Holy crap, you two, for real? Yeah."
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"A baby is coming out of Shirley's vagina 2 feet from us."
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"Her contractions are six minutes apart."
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"So unless her cervix is dilated"
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"I delivered a baby earlier this year. Where was I when that happened?"
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"I don't know, off in the background."
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"Did you pull your car up? Uh, no. It's been overturned."
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"- What? - Okay, look,"
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"I don't wanna alarm anyone,"
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"but the World Food Festival has taken a dark turn."
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"I guess some national ethnicities don't play nice with others"
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"and things have turned into a bit of a race..."
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"kerfuffle. You mean "riot"?"
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"Let's use "kerfuffle" for now, okay, Mr. Winger?"
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"Oh, God. I was just trying to feed hungry foodies."
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"I'm going to call an ambulance."
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"There's ambulances out there. They're overturning those too."
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"I mean, I didn't even know there was a difference"
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"between North and South Korean barbeque."
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"I mean, M* A*S*H lasted longer than that war. Get over it. Am I right?"
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"Don't print that."
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"Let's just quit jotting. Quit... Stop writing!"
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"911 says it's gonna take over an hour because of a race kerfuffle."
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"Ooh. Lake Wobegon days!"
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"Abed, what do we do? Shirley, pretend I'm saying this"
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"in a soothing, non-robotic voice. We won't make it to the hospital."
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"I'm gonna have this baby at a hospital"
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"with my husband, the father of my baby."
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"In which case, what you need to do is elevate your legs over your head"
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"while facing the northeast corner of the room."
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"But try not to look at the door, that's bad luck."
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"Chang babies are very superstitious."
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"it'll increase his chances of winning lotteries."
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