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Clips from Community (2009) - Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts (S02E02)

"Ben, corner."
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"Okay."
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"Get every blanket and coat you can find. Anything soft for Shirley to lie on."
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"Annie, call Andre and tell him to meet us here."
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"What can I do?"
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"Stop rubbing her shoulders."
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"What are you doing? Being natural."
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"Jeff, help me move Shirley to the ground."
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"All right, just stand right here. Okay. Okay."
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"Easy. Easy. Troy, blankets. Okay. Okay."
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"Here we go. Okay."
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"I just need to take a look and see how far along you are."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, I don't feel comfortable with you taking a tour of my nethers."
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"- I'd prefer if it was one of the girls. - I can do it."
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"I can do it. I'm good at looking. I am here for you. Okay, what do I do?"
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"Look and see if the baby's head has reached the cervix."
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"No problo, Rob Lowe."
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"I take it the head has reached the cervix."
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"Oh, God. Okay. Oh, God."
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"All right. Not to worry. This kind of thing happens all the time."
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"Are a lot of babies born in classrooms?"
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"Well, a lot more are conceived. Heh, heh, heh."
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"No, Paul, that's off the record."
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"Gotta go. Due to a conflict of genitals"
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"I've been disqualified from delivering Shirley's baby."
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"I'm gonna walk you through it."
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"I need to take a class, shadow a nurse, or at least have my mom hug me first."
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"Oh, God. I'm seeing spots."
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"Oh, my Lord, my Lord! Why are you doing these things to me?"
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"How have I failed you? Oh! Someone's gotta calm her down."
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"I got this. Shirley, look at me."
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"Look at my face."
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"Connect with me."
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"Ha-ha-ha!"
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"What in the hell?! I don't know what to do."
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"You said Chang babies all come this way?"
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"Yup, like a bullet from a gun. And they're all okay?"
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"Hell, yeah. More than okay. Super babies."
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"Seven generations of little scrappers born in the worst conditions"
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"you can imagine. Tell me."
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"My cousin slid out feet first in a Pickle Barrel."
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"My uncle was born during rainy season in a Mongolian sheep pasture."
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"My brother, born under a crowded noodle bar"
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"while my grandfather finished his shrimp."
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"Nothing can stop us."
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"Not the hurricanes, not the communists,"
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"not the feds, not the Girl Scouts."
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"What are you doing? Get in there. Me? Forget it, I'm the worst."
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"Britta, there is something in you that wants to take care of people so bad"
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"that you'll do it until you puke. That's what Shirley needs right now."
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"Are you saying I'll be a good mom? Heh, heh, what? No."
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"Man, you will really force anything, won't you?"
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"Just get in there and force that baby out of Shirley."
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"Step aside, people. Britta for the win!"
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"Get out of my way. Okay, I'm ready."
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"Abed, walk me through this."
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"That's it? Don't tell any doctors I said this,"
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"but the bus pretty much drives itself. Who is the bus in this scenario?"
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"- Push. Push. Push. - Push. Push. Push."
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"- Push. Push. Push. - Bring it on. Good."
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"- Push. - Come on, Shirley."
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"The head is out!"
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"Now, feel around the neck for the umbilical cord."
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"There's no cord. I think that's a good thing."
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"I am nailing this. You're doing great too."
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"Chang, more stories."
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"Okay, so in World War II, a lot of us were rounded up in labor camps, mining mostly."
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"Hundreds of Changs were born underneath the earth."
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"Most spent their first five years underground."
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"- Hey, I'm here. - Oh, Andre."
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"Okay. Hi, baby."
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"It's gonna be all right. Okay."
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"Ma'am, we can take it from here."
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"Come on, Shirley. Come on, Shirley. Push, push, push."
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"- Push it. Push it. - Here it comes."
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"I don't claim that power. I'm merely the deliverer."
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"Britta, focus. Oh, doy. Okay, come on, Shirley."
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"Push! Push! Push!"
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"And it's also a black person."
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"Not that that's important."
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"- Are you sure it's yours, baby? - Yes."
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"It's definitely his."
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"I never told you this part, but all Changs are born with tails."
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"You kind of dodged a bullet there."
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"It's back. It never left."
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"Congratulations, sir."
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"After a fierce campaign, I happily concede this baby to you."
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"Pretty classy of me."
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"Thank you, Chang. Couldn't have done this without you."
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"No bigs."
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"Andre? Yeah?"
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"I think I wanna name him after Ben."
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"What? Hm?"
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"Really? Really?"
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"Yeah, I mean, you may not be his father,"
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"but you helped bring him into the world."
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"Ben Bennett? Oh, damn. Mm-hm."
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"Ben Bennett."
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"Hi, Ben Bennett."
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"Oh, look, he said "Chang.""
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"Can you believe that's how we come into this world?"
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"Then somewhere along the lines we get it into our heads"
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"that we're destined for greatness. We are."
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"I just yanked a little dude out of my friend."
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"Yeah."
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"I guess we passed anthropology."
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"They're so little. His fingers are like Good & Plenties."
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"I know, I wanna eat them."
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"Which is lame. Totally."
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"You can expect a cover story in the next issue."
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"In a good way?"
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"Like, an article about what a good dean I am?"
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"Absolutely."
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"I did it. Heh, heh."
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"I did it."
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"I am a good dean."
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"I am a good dean!"
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"Ha-ha-ha! Whoo!"
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"Are you sure you wanna do this?"
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"People do it in movies, but there are real-world consequences."
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