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Clips from The Simpsons - Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes (S20E20)

"Homer! I've got great news!"
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"Granted."
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"Homer Simpson? You're a repeat offender."
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"(SCOFFS) I make that in a year."
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"You'd be amazed how often that happens."
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"We'll put up your bail money."
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"Then you gotta deal with me. The name's Wolf, and I'm a bounty hunter."
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"tattoo parlors, and greasy spoons."
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"Whoa!"
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"Not just anyone can be a bounty hunter. You have to pass an online exam."
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"Congratulations. You're now a bounty hunter."
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"Mmm."
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"Now to scatter my cheese cubes and the rats will come."
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"Stop! In the name of a private citizen with no connection to the law!"
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"(SCREAMS) Now let's think about this."
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"If you shoot me, I won't be able to stop you"
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"and you'll be free to go. But someone may come after you."
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"Probably not, given your reputation for shooting people who come after you."
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"What I'm trying to say is, not shooting me now"
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"which was broken in the riot."
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"Young man, what would your mother say"
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"if she knew you were shooting nice people in the brain?"
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"She'd say that year off from Princeton was the worst decision I ever made."
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"I sure could've. Thanks to you."
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"Hey, Ned. I brought you something."
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"(HOMER CHUCKLES)"
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"for bringing in that bail jumper."
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"Ned, I never thought I'd say this, but we make a great team."
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"We should be bounty hunters together."
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"You're kind and smart. I'm cruel and strong."
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"Together, we're nothing."
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"But together, we're the perfect bounty hunter."
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"- Sure. What is it? - We have to do everything by the book."
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"And you have to promise no "diddilies" or "doodlies.""
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"Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm."
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"Marge, your talent with cakes is a rare and precious thing."
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"Well, thanks. But I've been wondering."
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"(NERVOUSLY) Well, Marge, I'll tell you,"
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"(DOOR OPENING)"
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"Right after I talk to these customers."
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"(CHUCKLES) We're going to a bachelorette party for a really naughty girl."
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"I've got just the thing, courtesy of my newest baker."
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"Freshly frosted ass cake."
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"Oh, my God. This is an erotic bakery!"
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"BOTH: Mmm."
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"Delicious."
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"Now what do you have in the way of a suggestive cannoli?"
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"- (LAUGHS EX CITEDLY) Yes! Oh, boy. - I'll leave you with the book."
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"Marge, calm down. For as long as there's been baking,"
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"Well, what about... I think you forgot about..."
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"It's an exact replica of the good doctor's..."
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"Good."
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"Marge, this is a valuable public service."
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"Without your baking, people like me will be forced into back alleys,"
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"This Taser is awesome! Finally, a practical use for electricity."
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"Just warming it up. Now to melt the cheese in this croissant."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"- Homer, can we take it easy on the Taser? - No problem."
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"- (GASPS) Our first bail jumper! - Let's roll."
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"Homer, take the Taser out of your pants."
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"No, it looks cool!"
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"(ELECTRIC A VENUEPLAYING)"
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"Down in the street there is violence"
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"- MAN: Who's there? - Bible salesman."
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"Here you go, son! Shell casings!"
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"Whoa! There's still bullets in some of these!"
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"Point them away from your sisters when you hammer them."
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"Yes, sir!"
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"What'd you get for me?"
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"This is evidence."
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"Evidence that I love my little girl."
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"Homie! I got you something, too!"
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"Yes, for now."
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"I guess things are working out pretty good at your bakery job."
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"- How dare you? - What'd you do that for?"
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"Sorry. Sorry. Muscle spasm."
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"(CHUCKLES) Homer, I don't think we have the same musical tastes."
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"I like their Christian cover band, AD /BC."
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"Kindly deeds done for free"
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"I've never seen anyone eat pizza like that."
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"You gotta try it!"
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"This way the pepperonis stay intact until they reach your stomach."
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"Man! That's harder to swallow than evolution!"
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"You've gotta roll it from the point."
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"Here. Let me show you."
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"(EX CLAIMS)"
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"(GASPS)"
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"Seymour, those string beans were cooked to perfection."
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"After twenty years, I am finally starting to like you."
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"Outstanding."
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"(GARY EX CLAIMS IN SHOCK)"
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"AGNES: Seymour, what's going on? I'm coming down there!"
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"Quick! We'll have to eat from each end."
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"We'll know we're safe when our lips meet in the middle."
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"You need a special sticker just to bring a bike!"
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"Hey, it worked, didn't it? Okay, smart guy!"
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"You're going in the bag!"
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"(GASPING)"
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"Homer, no. You promised. Everything was supposed to be by the book."
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"You know what your problem is?"
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"This partnership is over!"
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"I'll tell you what's over: This partnership!"
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"you wouldn't use so much gas."
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"(SIGHS) I can't take another word out of you."
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"Marge, what's going on?"
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"Homie, I've got a confession to make. I'm an erotic baker."
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"(GASPS)"
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"But withholding sexy cake?"
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"I know we have to move past this but I don't see how."
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"Oh."
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"Lucky Jim, I'm out of the bounty hunting business."
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"Not so fast, Ned. I got one more bail jumper for you to pick up."
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"Forget it! I'm turning in my..."
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"Well, I don't really have anything to turn in."
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"This is one jumper that Homer can't catch."
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"I'm sure they're all competent professionals."
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"But you'd best leave it to me."
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"You jumped bail, Homer. I gotta bring you in."
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"What have you done to my family?"
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"I figured a good time to pick you up was when they were at Lisa's recital."
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