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Clips from The Simpsons - Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes (S20E20)

"Forgot my keys."
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"- I loved you, man! - For the last few weeks."
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"I forgave you for accidentally killing my wife."
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"The point is the more I got to know you, the more I got to like you."
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"I like you, too. But you broke the law. So I gotta bring you in."
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"I got you, my friend."
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"Thanks. But what are you holding onto?"
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"Now all we have to do is get out before the concrete hardens."
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"Damn it."
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""Lest I come and strike the earth with a curse.""
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"(LAUGHS) I guess I did know the whole Old Testament by heart."
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"Out with the Old, in with the New. Testament that is."
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""the son of Abraham."
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""Judah became the father of Perez and Zarah by Tamar.""
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"MARGE: Don't feel too bad, Homie. You'll be free tomorrow."
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"to make a special cake to remind you of me."
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"(CHUCKLES EX CITEDLY)"
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"ENGLISH - US - SDH"
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"(HUMS HAPPY TUNE)"
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""The Edge" Quimby, welcome you to Springfield's"
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"Come on, people."
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"(PEOPLE CHATTERING)"
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"Oh, no. The Northern Irish are also having a parade."
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"Who gets to sleep in the bathtub?"
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"Too-ra-Ioo-ra-Ioo-ral"
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"Well, if it's good gumming you're after,"
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"Mmm."
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"I suggest you see a bail bondsman."
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"Okay, Simpson. All of your information checks out."
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"and he says you're fired for getting arrested."
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"Just pay us 10 percent and show up for your court date."
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"then replace the tooth at my expense."
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"What a great job. And I could use a job right now."
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"Okay. I've set my trap."
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"Condos! Affordable condos! Bail jumpers welcome!"
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""Bail jumpers welcome." That's refreshing,"
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"Huh?"
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"Flanders?"
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"Why do you only have me make spheres, rods, and half-moon shapes?"
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"And smoke a relaxing cigar."
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"(TASER VIBRATING)"
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"(MARGE LAUGHING)"
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"I'm not convinced. Still on the fence."
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"Now I believe you."
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"Done for free"
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"Then bam!"
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"There he is!"
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"Kitten whiskers!"
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"Wait. I left a sandwich in there."
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"I hid it all in the one place you'd never look."
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"You hang onto resentment like a Confederate widow!"
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"(BOTH SCREAMING)"
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"(HOMER SIGHS IN RELIEF)"
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"Matthew 1. "The book of the genealogy of Jesus Christ, the son of David,"
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""Abraham became the father of Isaac. Isaac became the father of Jacob."
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""Jacob became the father of Judah and his brothers."
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"Simpson, we're gonna put you away for a long, long time."
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"And I used all my new baking skills"
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"Baby!"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Did you just Taser my coffee?"
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"And I can't blame all on the sun, oh no"
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"Maybe we could order one of your cakes for Lisa's birthday."
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"(HOMER HUMMING)"
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"Kindly deeds and they're done for free"
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"(PANTING)"
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"Where's the IRA when you need 'em."
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"Hush now, don't you cry"
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"(EX CLAIMS)"
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"(SINGING) Boy!"
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"And then we'll take it higher"
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"Lucky guess."
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"Dear Lord, thank you for creating so many evil criminals for us to bring in."
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"And then we'll take it higher"
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"I also take a tooth, make a plastic cast, put it on this necklace,"
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"(CHILDREN CLAMORING)"
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"(CHAINSAW WHIRRING)"
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"My number-one customers are married couples, your friends and neighbors."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"versus consubstantiation."
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"Urchins!"
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"Actually, my nuclear plant did that. And now that you know,"
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"Too-ra-Ioo-ra-li"
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"Let's not get too excited till we find out if it's in a good school district."
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"Well, son, if you take responsibility for your actions,"
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"(SNAKE GASPING)"
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"A new chemistry set!"
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"Me? A professional baker's employee?"
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"(HOMER GASPING)"
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"I, Joseph Fitzgerald O'Malley Fitzpatrick O'Donnell"
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"Marge, do we have any more of your extra-Iong Twinkies?"
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"Bail is set at $25,000."
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"So it's gonna be like that, eh?"
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"All right. If you don't want the job, I'll just give it to one of these guys."
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"Workin' so hard like a soldier"
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"Your drunken shenanigans destroy this town every year."
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"(SIGHS) It always comes down to transubstantiation"
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"That's an Irish lullaby"
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"Now are you gonna come quietly, or do I have to..."
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"Yep. I'm just replacing the front window of my store,"
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"Homer, you could've killed him!"
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"We have quite a selection."
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"And a lots of work to be done"
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"Boy!"
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"- Dad, is this from a meth lab? - The biggest one in town!"
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"So how about a little stakeout music?"
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"- Not bad. - Now let it unfurl in your stomach."
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"Just wait for dessert, sir. I made it with you in mind."
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"Homer, you can't drive a car onto a subway."
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"(BIG TONY SCREAMS)"
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"(MARGE SIGHS)"
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"(BIG TONY GASPS)"
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"First, why don't you and I and the cake take a shower?"
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"So that's that! I suggest you call Homer Simpson!"
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"Homie, what do you say we go to bed? You, me, and the cake?"
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"(BOTH GRUNTING)"
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